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She's an aging bimbo who makes living squealing high-pitched gibberish into a mic. What's there to respect in the first place?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 12, 2019
Right? I can't ever express how awesome voice actors are but I could go all day without having to listen to their dumb opinions on politics or their SJW Twitter posts. At least have separate accounts.
Of course I'm fine with Chris's. crap, whatever his opinions are usually just glides right off so we can expect his narking.
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Hero worship is unhealthy.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Tara Strong is his new Britney Spears
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- Oct 7, 2017
Yeah, he's finally realising that a plastic-enhanced fading MILF is more in his league than a plastic-enhanced fading jailbait.
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- Jan 17, 2017
Reminds me of how when football players or actors open their mouth and say some stupid off-the-wall opinion like the world is flat or whatever. Football players are hired for their muscles, not their brains, actors because they're so good at playing pretend. Tara's hired because she's good at voicing screechy cartoon characters, she could do that even if she was dumb as a sack of hammers.
An overs simplification mind you, but the point stands.
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- May 30, 2019
Fuck that, Chris's weens and orbiters provide more Laughs Under Lucridicities than Chris himself nowadays.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Yeah that'll happen when you're raised on bottom of the barrel 80s cartoons like American rabbit and filmations Ghostbusters, and Never outgrow them.
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- Mar 4, 2019
You either die a villain or see yourself live long enough to be the hero.
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Who's Dustin?
The Megan he's referring to is not Schroeder
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It's freaky how many Megans there are in Chris' life... I mean it's not like how trolls used to allude back to Sarah Hammer from his childhood and name all their gal-pal personas "Sarah ______," Chris just gravitates towards Megans.
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- Jan 12, 2019
I can hear the hammer cocking.
Fatty's livin' in the past
Tail it back to Branchland Court
Before he's peppered in the ass.
He thinks he can do all this shit.
Dumbass all about the sass.
Psychic? Indeed?
Alright, Chrissy.
Here comes a real literal blast.
Megan's blown you a new one.
That taint is finally showin' thru.
You see blood come pourin' out.
"My bleeding cunt!"
You're dead. Fuck you.
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- Aug 31, 2017
He's gotta be talking about Dustin from Stranger Things, the 3rd season just released a couple days ago so he's probably binged it all by now. I'm only two episodes in so I'm not familiar with the MLP reference that Dustin supposedly makes.
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Oh please he's so dumb that by this point if he did drink bleach his body wouldn't even realize it was poisoned until he had drank a half gallon of it.
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Why was my first thought to think of Dustin Diamond?
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Because we are at a point in Christory when he could release a sex tape involving a dirty sanchez too and we wouldn't bat an eye anymore.
Only that any other participant involved would be imaginary and he would use his own shit, of course.
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- Apr 5, 2017
As long as he doesn't sell his dirty bath water I think we can take it.
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- Jul 28, 2015
Chris gives earthquake safety tips.
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- Jun 8, 2019
Do I need permission to tweet @ him with this?
I feel like I have to. I won't be able to live with myself or ever sleep at night again if I don't.
Edit: Fuck it. I went ahead.
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