Containment Random Chris Updates

I am at a loss for words.
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Gunslinger said:
Jesus Christ. They've obviously been talking about more than selling Chris' crap on Ebay. Chris is unstable enough without this asshole inserting his insane doctrine into the mix.
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This is what Sockness' endgame has been. Giving Chris something he'll want so he can put his foot in the door and talk about crazy shit. I guess it didn't go the way he had been masturbating about.

I will say the idea that very obviously mentally ill people can just message each other via the internet is so chilling. You have no idea what they're talking about until the cops have a warrant on the computer or subpoena the social network.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I just looked it up on YouTube. Its just as bad as you think it is.It’s definantly the kind of music you think would be playing if you were in Cwcville
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I always figured that all stores, cafes, bars and such in CWCVille just have Christian and the Hedgehog Boys playing on repeat 24-7, to avoid being hassled by Magi-Chan and the rest of the anti-homo squad.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
So Sarah and Steve are out, Sockness is in.

I think it's fair to say Chris has made a terrible decision, but then again, when hasn't he?
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I always knew Sarah and Steve were up to something. Glad to know my assumptions were proven right yet again that they're just people wanting to fuck with Chris but failed at the end and they've no choice but to come clean.
 
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Eugene90 said:
I always knew Sarah and Steve were up to something. Glad to know my assumptions were proven right yet again that they're just people wanting to fuck with Chris but failed at the end and they've no choice but to come clean.
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Judging by Chris’s skills at seeing though trolls and weens and his overall luck in human relations, they were probably genuinely harmless and just wanted to be friends.

Sockness is the latest NPC that Chris is letting inside, so he most likely has some plan to sacrifice Chris to Satan to make the Sonic totem come alive.
 
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I always figured that all stores, cafes, bars and such in CWCVille just have Christian and the Hedgehog Boys playing on repeat 24-7, to avoid being hassled by Magi-Chan and the rest of the anti-homo squad.
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"And now the top pop song of the century, "So need a cute girl my age" by our loving overlord CWC. Hit it, Vinyl Scratch!"

 
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