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ToroidalBoat said:
Which is debunked by π, as a computer simulation would need infinite space to store the value of something that manifests in the real world.
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A simulation would only have to iterate to whatever point we get to in measurements or calculations of pi. Plus, the level of precision required for any kind of reasonable calculation is likely never going to exceed 100 digits, or even 50 digits. So, in practice, it would only need to iterate based on calculations. The same thing can extend to any other infinite space or set. ℝ would only have to be simulated at every element that we specifically identify. A space like all natural languages, which contains all well- and ill-formed sentences in every language, has no upper bound (physiology is a potential upper bound, but theoretical linguistics ends up in the same places as mathematics anyway), but a simulation would, again, only iterate every sentence that is written, spoken or imagined.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Barb isn't as close to death as everyone thinks. She's good at playing the victim to grift money from the rubes.
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That doesn't mean diddly squat.

At any moment can an elderly person succumb, especially a woman who has been in crap living conditions for decades around garbage and several cats, and an internet legend who has endangered her and put into a jail cell multiple times. Who has to feed on Swanson dinners and canned spaghetti, bananas and most recently Papa John's Pizza.

Come on Hulkstur, this is like Chris predicting the Grim Reaper wouldn't take Bob until 2015.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
That doesn't mean diddly squat.

At any moment can an elderly person succumb, especially a woman who has been in crap living conditions for decades around garbage and several cats, and an internet legend who has endangered her and put into a jail cell multiple times.
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What multiple times? The only time she went to jail was for running over Michael Snyder, and she did that herself. Chris didn't force her to, she was stupid enough to do it herself.
 
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Eugene90 said:
...I am more interested in asking why does this interest Chris all of a sudden ?

And furthermore, why the fuck is he mentioning his OCs to Elon of all people?

...oh nevermind. Chris being Chris again.
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the simulation theory appeals to Chris because he is already a solipsist. Autists have low theory of mind.
Autistic people cant comprehend that other people have an inner life, so they might as well not have one.
other people (not Chris) might as well be robots, or computer simulations for all Chris cares. maybe he read descartes, saw "world on a wire" or "the thirteenth floor" or "the matrix"
but probably he heard about it on the Net. Solipsism is an ideal philosophy for autistic people like Chris.
he grasped on to it because it confirms his existing belief. same old chris.
he probably saw something about it on the Net, thought "hmm,i already think that everyone except for me is a simulation, with no real thoughts or emotions"
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
You can see the slightest hint that he's wearing shorts under his skirt...that are the exact length of the skirt. So he's not doing it because it's warm, it's because he wants to be kawaii. On closer inspection they're the same color as his tucked in shirt showing off his gut...so maybe it's a really long shirt/nightgown..? Chris is so damn exceptional



Either to elicit reactions from people like us or to feel the warm tingles that he's helping an autist. Look at those toys they're stuff you'd give a toddler
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Came up in one google search.

He really is that exceptional isn't he?
 
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The Dude said:
We don't need to do a fucking thing. We don't get involved here. We are here to observe. What you need to do is take your Ritalin or whatever Autism meds you're on and calm your fucking tits. There are members
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone on Reddit posted a photo of him with Chris and Barb, from June 1st.

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Just seconds earlier that character in the yellow polo shirt handed his photo money over to Barb and she stuffed it down the front of that house dress.
 
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WinterMoonsLight said:
Barb's gonna be one of those old farts that live into their late 90s, a barely sentient, barely breathing hunk of flesh, but she strikes me as one of those types that just hang on to life with a death grip (ironically enough)
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She'll probably end up like the granddad in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, at least until Chris forgets to feed her because of "stress"...
 
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Someone on Reddit posted a photo of him with Chris and Barb, from June 1st.

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That shirt, man... I'm fairly positive that Chris had exceeded the load limit of that little girl's shirt. If clothing could talk, it would be screaming in combined horror and agony. How can Chris wear that, look in a mirror, and think to himself "Yep, this filthy, disgusting shirt that's far too small for me because it was intended to be worn by a pre-teen girl looks great on me! I should totally wear it for the photo I'm taking with a stranger from the internet!"?

And he's always worn clothing that was too small for him, especially shirts. Is it just because he's in denial about how obese he is? I could understand him wearing his polos that were a bit too small back before he started crossdressing since he likely didn't want to spend money on new clothes, but when he trooned out he bought a whole new wardrobe. And he's still buying new clothes. Why not buy shit that actually fits his globular body?
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
That doesn't mean diddly squat.

At any moment can an elderly person succumb, especially a woman who has been in crap living conditions for decades around garbage and several cats, and an internet legend who has endangered her and put into a jail cell multiple times. Who has to feed on Swanson dinners and canned spaghetti, bananas and most recently Papa John's Pizza.

Come on Hulkstur, this is like Chris predicting the Grim Reaper wouldn't take Bob until 2015.
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As shitty as her living conditions are, the #1 determining factor for longevity is genetics and it looks like she's got good longevity genetics
 
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