Containment Random Chris Updates

Seregios (Att. at Law) said:
I can see both wearing that strap on unicorn horn dildo thing before a judge too.. I just wish Chris had a smidge more of Mason's deranged passion for life and preachiness.
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Mason had a swastica tattoo on his forehead, maybe its not a unicorn horn, but its still something you dont see someone sane having.
And I rather keep Chris an uncharismatic tard, or else he could actually grow a cult of social rejects all for the merge...which would obviously lead to him abusing his power and ordering them to kill people he doesnt like.

Oh and the media would blame white conservative men and recognize Kiwi Farms as an official hate site (they would not lose the opportunity,even if we had nothing to do with it)
 
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The handsome tard said:
Mason had a swastica tattoo on his forehead, maybe its not a unicorn horn, but its still something you dont see someone sane having.
And I rather keep Chris an uncharismatic tard, or else he could actually grow a cult of social rejects all for the merge...which would obviously lead to him abusing his power and ordering them to kill people he doesnt like.

Oh and the media would blame white conservative men and recognize Kiwi Farms as an official hate site (they would not lose the opportunity,even if we had nothing to do with it)
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That would be interesting world were Chris became a cult leader. I feel like Manajerkop covered that however. I do agree with this and of course, wouldn't want the media attempting to do that anymore than usual. Still, even if Chris was a bit more energetic, I wouldn't complain and don't believe anything negative would spring from that. 'Memba Sonichu's Edge? Good Ol' Chris
 
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Sockness isn’t strong, but he’s definitely not that gross atrophied shit that Chris has going on. Don’t kid yourself though, that low center of gravity and his squat Danny DeVito calves tell me it could be trouble to put down the little motherfu-.. fatherfucker.

Funny, he’s kinda got the build of those out of shape looking 70s “wrastlers” from the south. The ones that looked shit but could also bench press Andre the giant with enough blow and J&B in their system. So basically young Jerry Lawler:
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
How would they explain away Chris being an LGBTQ?
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The media would think of something, trust me, they make up all sort of "guilty by association"logical ass pulls even if they gotta treat rumors and fresh (but not proved yet) "crimes" as actual evidence.
They will probably say that Chris was radicalized or driven to violence by all the prejudism from the reeecist crowd of usual suspects that range from white, male, conservative, straight and incel, trus putting the responsibility of his horrible actions not on him but on us (saying he is just a victim of circunstances).

So Chris gets away with a slap in the wrist by being autistic and LGBTQXplus while we get the blame through some serious logical leaps that NPCs will nod their heads to.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Sockness isn’t strong, but he’s definitely not that gross atrophied shit that Chris has going on. Don’t kid yourself though, that low center of gravity and his squat Danny DeVito calves tell me it could be trouble to put down the little motherfu-.. fatherfucker.

Funny, he’s kinda got the build of those out of shape looking 70s “wrastlers” from the south. The ones that looked shit but could also bench press Andre the giant with enough blow and J&B in their system. So basically young Jerry Lawler:
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This. exactly this. He isn't FIT, but he could be a threat to females all the same. He is bulky and seems to be large boned under the fat. I hope for others' sake that he's purely gay.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
This. exactly this. He isn't FIT, but he could be a threat to females all the same. He is bulky and seems to be large boned under the fat. I hope for others' sake that he's purely gay.
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Threat to female-souled haha. Keeping in mind, the little bugger is a car-less rentboy in one of the hilliest cities in the world. Hustling up and down San Fran. And the twink(ie) has got the calves to prove it:
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Sev07 said:
For those of you saying Sockness isn't a threat, I bet you feel stupid now huh?
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Call me when Sockness can lift a dog house weighing 5-10 tons and Chris' gunt. I think Sockness might be the first to get a prolapse with all that lifting using bad body mechanics.

Super Colon Blow said:
This. exactly this. He isn't FIT, but he could be a threat to females all the same. He is bulky and seems to be large boned under the fat. I hope for others' sake that he's purely gay.
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Glad Chris isn't a woman.
Mason Verger said:
Threat to female-souled haha. Keeping in mind, the little bugger is a car-less rentboy in one of the hilliest cities in the world. Hustling up and down San Fran. And the twink(ie) has got the calves to prove it:
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Who wears short shorts? Sockness wears short shorts!
 
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Mason Verger said:
Threat to female-souled haha. Keeping in mind, the little bugger is a car-less rentboy in one of the hilliest cities in the world. Hustling up and down San Fran. And the twink(ie) has got the calves to prove it:
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That’s what was always off about Chris. Even the obese hikki shut-in NEET neckbeards I’ve known still had pretty solid calves earned from years of carrying 250+ lbs of excess lard up and down the basement staircase for their mid-morning tendies.

Judging from Chris’s chicken legs, he doesn’t just avoid going outside— he barely moves around his house. He probably just sits in front of his PS4 all day until beckoned by Barb.

Now that I think about it, Chris’s current living arrangement reminds me a lot of Throw Momma From the Train...

“CHRIS! CHRISTIAN! GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!”
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