Containment Random Chris Updates

[Deadpool]

Sockness isn’t strong, but he’s definitely not that gross atrophied shit that Chris has going on. Don’t kid yourself though, that low center of gravity and his squat Danny DeVito calves tell me it could be trouble to put down the little motherfu-.. fatherfucker.

Funny, he’s kinda got the build of those out of shape looking 70s “wrastlers” from the south. The ones that looked shit but could also bench press Andre the giant with enough blow and J&B in their system. So basically young Jerry Lawler:
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Only instead of being interested in women young enough to be his daughter/grand daughter he's interested in a retarded man who thinks he's half rodent.

 

[Mason Verger]

Only instead of being interested in women young enough to be his daughter/grand daughter he's interested in a retarded man who thinks he's half rodent.

Point goes to Sockness on that one. When even the most deviant ring rat pulling scumbags say "damn, King, ain't she a little young?", you might be a fucking shorteyes.

 

[CaptainAutism]

Point goes to Sockness on that one. When even the most deviant ring rat pulling scumbags say "damn, King, ain't she a little young?", you might be a fucking shorteyes.

Yeah but Jerry Lawler doesn't want to dive into Chris' stench trench so... a point back to King.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

How would they explain away Chris being an LGBTQ?

No clue but would be awesome to see MSNBC or FOX attempt those mental gymnastics

Threat to female-souled haha. Keeping in mind, the little bugger is a car-less rentboy in one of the hilliest cities in the world. Hustling up and down San Fran. And the twink(ie) has got the calves to prove it:
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That carpet is fucking with me.. shit looks circa 2009 photoshopped just from that carpet

 

[AnOminous]

Sockness isn’t strong, but he’s definitely not that gross atrophied shit that Chris has going on. Don’t kid yourself though, that low center of gravity and his squat Danny DeVito calves tell me it could be trouble to put down the little motherfu-.. fatherfucker.

So basically if he felt like it he could ass rape the shit out of Chris.

 

[thismanlies]

Chris is getting annoyed at Ben for bugging him about the Slime destruction.

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He slipped up again and replied as Magi-Chan at the end instead of as himself.

It's like he's trying to merge him curing da homos with his own blood and bringing the 4 Cent Garbage Building down into one story line.

 

[Mason Verger]

So basically if he felt like it he could ass rape the shit out of Chris.

Seeing as this is Chris’s go-to defensive posture, theres not much standing in his way except the tensile strength of Chris’s frayed leggings:

 

[AnOminous]

Seeing as this is Chris’s go-to defensive posture, theres not much standing in his way except the tensile strength of Chris’s frayed leggings:
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Chris's defensive posture when threatened is to offer up his butthole in tribute.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris's defensive posture when threatened is to offer up his butthole in tribute.

In the animal kingdom we call it “presenting”.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In the animal kingdom we call it “presenting”.

Don't give Chris any ideas. He'll tatoo his ass red and shove it in the faces of unsuspecting men at Babscon.

 

[Mason Verger]

Don't give Chris any ideas. He'll tatoo his ass red and shove it in the faces of unsuspecting men at Babscon.

Babscon? The bronycon in San Francisco? Oh, them niggas gonna be suspecting. That shit probably makes the Baltimore one look like a Downton Abby convention.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Night Star is a scientist now.

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Night Star is a scientist now.

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Niiiightstar, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Niiiiightstar, ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Niiiiiightstar! Show us who you are!

to the tune of this

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[Picnic_Boy]

Seeing as this is Chris’s go-to defensive posture, theres not much standing in his way except the tensile strength of Chris’s frayed leggings:
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It's hard to imagine how satisfying it would be to just place one foot on Chris in this picture and gently tip him over like a pill bug. It would be like popping all the bubble wrap in the world at once. I like to think he'd give one of those otherworldly bullfrog screeches in response.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Chris is getting annoyed at Ben for bugging him about the Slime destruction.

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He slipped up again and replied as Magi-Chan at the end instead of as himself.

Spoiler: Oh Ben, you say the darndest lies (50:04)

Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture

Years of studying the Sonichu comics and their creator, Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian) have culminated in this filmed lecture in which I delv...

www.youtube.com

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Spoiler: Oh Ben, you say the darndest lies (50:04)

Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture

Years of studying the Sonichu comics and their creator, Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian) have culminated in this filmed lecture in which I delv...

www.youtube.com

Oh shit, this is the same guy? Why did I never put the (autistic puzzle) pieces together? JFC man, he has gone downhill.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

It's hard to imagine how satisfying it would be to just place one foot on Chris in this picture and gently tip him over like a pill bug. It would be like popping all the bubble wrap in the world at once. I like to think he'd give one of those otherworldly bullfrog screeches in response.

I just imagine him as a upturned turtle on its backside, his backpack being his “shell”, flailing his limbs trying to roll himself upright.

 

[deadson]

Spoiler: Oh Ben, you say the darndest lies (50:04)

Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture

Years of studying the Sonichu comics and their creator, Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian) have culminated in this filmed lecture in which I delv...

www.youtube.com

Lol, what a faggot. Couldn't get Chris's attention the first time around with his retarded vid so now he's trolling with a comic.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

It's hard to imagine how satisfying it would be to just place one foot on Chris in this picture and gently tip him over like a pill bug. It would be like popping all the bubble wrap in the world at once. I like to think he'd give one of those otherworldly bullfrog screeches in response.

You fool don't touch Chris while he's in Defensive Hedgehog Position! Those quills are razor sharp!

 

[Mason Verger]

Doesn’t this guy have legit fans and patreon commitments? I hope they're cool with him instead drawing dumb shit to get a shrug from Chris.

“Hey Ben! When are you gonna update the comic?!”
“I’m workin on it!!”

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Ben is clearly trying to be Alec, without realizing that the beauty of the Asperchu Saga is how Chris was the one getting furiously mad while Alec was unflappably civil. Asperchu bothered Chris by its very existence, while this slime stuff is only bothering him because Ben is bothering him about it. Chris is the one who's coming off as more rational in these interactions (Ben using "genocide", one of the most loaded words in the English language, to describe Chris de-sliming the slime people, while Chris calmly explains that they just became normal humans), and that's not looking good on Benny-Boy.