Containment Random Chris Updates

If Chris wants to fuck sockness, and sockness wants to fuck Chris, what’s the big deal? This would literally be his most “normal” relationship since wallflower.

I guess folks would rather watch him jerk off by himself on camera than get jerked off by sockness in private.
It strikes me like some people want CWC to remain isolated and in the state that he's in as a form of trophy/investment. If CWC suddenly becomes a normie gay man that'll be the end of it.
 
It strikes me like some people want CWC to remain isolated and in the state that he's in as a form of trophy/investment. If CWC suddenly becomes a normie gay man that'll be the end of it.

see That’s where you’re wrong. Chris will never be a normie.
 
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Its a saga of virtually nothing. I'd be inclined to call it the Sock-tease saga.
The "Two men-babies and a whole lot of nothing" Saga. It's not just Sockness' trite ending up in a whole lot of nothing but Chris is also becoming less and less interesting to even spectate. Still have hopes for the Eternal Barb/Homeless Chris saga, whichever comes to fruition.
 
It strikes me like some people want CWC to remain isolated and in the state that he's in as a form of trophy/investment. If CWC suddenly becomes a normie gay man that'll be the end of it.

I don't care if people try to mess with Chris, but at least make it entertaining. This merge shit and Sockness shit isn't entertaining, it's boring and horrifying.

If Chris and Sockness get together and actually end up married or whatever, then good for them, but Chris having gay sex is not an entertaining saga. Since Sockness used to post here, I am assuming he wants to just meet Chris for trolling purposes (although if he actually has sex with Chris, he's the one being trolled)
 
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The goal card's function is for Chris to fuck himself.
I believe it's intentional because he didn't draw his own art on this card.

The name of the card and art have absolutely nothing to do with the goal of Chris having sex with himself. It's like Chris has tiny clothespins on his neural pathways keeping him from making even the most obvious of connections.
 
I don't care if people try to mess with Chris, but at least make it entertaining. This merge shit and Sockness shit isn't entertaining, it's boring and horrifying.

If Chris and Sockness get together and actually end up married or whatever, then good for them, but Chris having gay sex is not an entertaining saga. Since Sockness used to post here, I am assuming he wants to just meet Chris for trolling purposes (although if he actually has sex with Chris, he's the one being trolled)
Chris getting into twitter is the worst thing that's happened in terms of content provision. It's an endless flurry of cards, ponies and correcting ben saints comics. At this point, Ben and Chris are pretty much as spergy as each other, there's no humour coming from this to the point of where I strongly suspect ben is genuinely star struck at getting the opportunity to converse with him.
 
Chris getting into twitter is the worst thing that's happened in terms of content provision. It's an endless flurry of cards, ponies and correcting ben saints comics. At this point, Ben and Chris are pretty much as spergy as each other, there's no humour coming from this to the point of where I strongly suspect ben is genuinely star struck at getting the opportunity to converse with him.

Ben at this point is trying to draw back into his story again so people will pay attention to it again.
 
He should've used this for the card art instead.

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I would be surprised if Trickie is capable of drawing a realistic art. According to this card, she created the artwork.
I think the card name should be "CWCki" is pronounced as "Quickie"
 
It strikes me like some people want CWC to remain isolated and in the state that he's in as a form of trophy/investment. If CWC suddenly becomes a normie gay man that'll be the end of it.
I honestly think that in the unlikely event that Chris and Jacob realize their love is the real thing and Chris moves to San Francisco the content would be better than watching Chris cry about slime on twitter. Jacob goes out a lot to gay events, normie festivals, etc and posts content on social media often from his time out. Chris and Jacob at the leather daddy festival is infinitely more interesting than sperging about 5 more seasons of pony faggotry.
 
I seriously miss the times when Chris updates came in the form of Captain’s Logs. It just isn’t the same reading his nonsensical ramblings on the Twitter. We’ve only really gotten a glimpse at how far his sanity slippage has gone from secondhand vids and a few discord screencaps.

Not only that but he just stopped having a reason to go outside. Partially because every one of his usual loitering spots banned his ass, but also because he can now fully engross himself in his fantasies. Hell one of the basic strategies for making a tulpa is slowly disengaging yourself from the outside world. The thing is that Chris’s major selling points have been his comics and the way he reacts to society getting in the way of what he wants. His motivation to draw comics usually came from a desire to vent his rage at whomever he believed personally wronged him. Notice how his comic output is noticeably higher whenever someone is actively fucking with him.

When he avoids the outside world to avoid more stress, he becomes strangely subdued (by his standards anyway). Just another mentally ill troon tweeting about ponies.
 
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