Containment Random Chris Updates

[Nurse Ratchet]

So since Chris is boring as shit right now, & I've been screencapping & promptly forgetting about these since the summer, hows about another edition of Da Trolls & Tryhards Spamblast Chris's Stupid "Sonichu Headquarters" Google Business Webpage's Public Photo Album?

These are just some highlights that stood out to me.. mostly just bizarre, maybe one or two I thought were mildly entertaining. That photo album is bio-weaponized motherfucking autism cancerAIDS & I'm sure a lot of references sail right over my head. Like all the anime stills. No idea.

If you really want to see for yourself, here's the link:

THE ENTIRE AUTISM SPECTRUM

If not:

Spoiler: TISMU HIGHLIGHTS

Pretty grody.. but the landfill pic was kinda funny.

 

[King Kiwi]

God almighty this saga sucks.

It really does.

 

[The handsome tard]

Man, this filler sucks dickuru! When is the manga producing more content!?

 

[Floop]

Man, this filler sucks dickuru! When is the manga producing more content!?

Uh... I dunno, maybe if you give him money he’ll do something funny. Oh wait, no that wouldn’t work. Uh...

 

[King Kiwi]

Uh... I dunno, maybe if you give him money he’ll do something funny. Oh wait, no that wouldn’t work. Uh...

As I understand it, Chris is at the point in his life where it would be too much of an effort to do anything genuinely funny.

He peaked out at the beginning of the dimension saga thing.

Telling him that it doesn't exist or that is not really a girl or whatever has no real effect and since it's just a daily thing with him bringing up such tripe, nothing new or interesting will happen.

That's what happens when you have everything, you really have nothing.

 

[The handsome tard]

As I understand it, Chris is at the point in his life where it would be too much of an effort to do anything genuinely funny.

He peaked out at the beginning of the dimension saga thing.

Telling him that it doesn't exist or that is not really a girl or whatever has no real effect and since it's just a daily thing with him bringing up such tripe, nothing new or interesting will happen.

That's what happens when you have everything, you really have nothing.

I came to laugh at lolcows and fucking nobodies, not get phylosophically enlightened.

Thanks , Tranny Jesus.

 

[King Kiwi]

I came to laugh at lolcows and fucking nobodies, not get phylosophically enlightened.

Thanks , Tranny Jesus.

No problem, pleb.

 

[AnOminous]

Uh... I dunno, maybe if you give him money he’ll do something funny. Oh wait, no that wouldn’t work. Uh...

Dumb shits giving him money is exactly why he doesn't do anything funny.

 

[The handsome tard]

Dumb shits giving him money is exactly why he doesn't do anything funny.

Chris is at his sperg-est when he is out of his comfort zone and pinned against the wall.

 

[Tikbalang]

Moot Point

 

[AnOminous]

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Moot Point

Another moral philosopher whose core values are "HURR DURR ME GOOD OTHER BAD."

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Another moral philosopher whose core values are "HURR DURR ME GOOD OTHER BAD."

And a rare instance of Chris making a decent point, even if it can be summed up as "Why can't we just get along?"

 

[The handsome tard]

And a rare instance of Chris making a decent point, even if it can be summed up as "Why can't we just get along?"

Oh trust me, Chris loves to throw that one to show how kind and virtuous he is but like most SJWs, the moment you push his buttons enough and have him pinned against the wall, he will snap his FAAAAAAANngs and show who he really is...


Then he is telling you to burn in hell and threatening you (when a slightly breeze could knock him down)

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I know chris isn't smart enough to understand politics beyond Yang's promise of Neetbux. Of course, why would he get into politics? Its got no super powers or lasers or ponies so why would it capture his attention. That whole 'I'm neutral' position is so obviously a 'I don't know anything about it, and I don't want to make myself look exceptional right now' tactic... ain't workin' though with that explanation of what the right and left are.

And if he really does believe that both sides are for the benefit of the US, then Pmurt's not really a bad guy, eh?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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Ha ha, Chris's politics are more nuanced (though infinitely more garbled) than Ben's.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

And a rare instance of Chris making a decent point, even if it can be summed up as "Why can't we just get along?"

It's easy to be for that kind of ideology when you're always the one taking money out of the system and never putting anything in.

 

[{o}P II]

So since Chris is boring as shit right now, & I've been screencapping & promptly forgetting about these since the summer, hows about another edition of Da Trolls & Tryhards Spamblast Chris's Stupid "Sonichu Headquarters" Google Business Webpage's Public Photo Album?

These are just some highlights that stood out to me.. mostly just bizarre, maybe one or two I thought were mildly entertaining. That photo album is bio-weaponized motherfucking autism cancerAIDS & I'm sure a lot of references sail right over my head. Like all the anime stills. No idea.

If you really want to see for yourself, here's the link:

THE ENTIRE AUTISM SPECTRUM

If not:

Spoiler: TISMU HIGHLIGHTS

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Pretty grody.. but the landfill pic was kinda funny.

I really like how chris abusing google maps to further his ego has just turned into shitpost central

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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It isn't healthy when you eat 3 of them, and shove another 2 up your ass to take home with you.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris’s gluttony binge. Burger King
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I see Chris never shed his habit of mistaking advertising for educational material.