Containment Random Chris Updates

MegaFaggot said:
I've been following the story for ages! I even remember he thought he was growing a vagina by listening to weird music. (It was a wound)

It's just that this latest saga seems weird to me as sockness was supposed to visit around Halloween but afaik he didn't.

The s&s sending him a switch while he barely acknowledges them in the video, showing no thankfulness at all yet they still want to move to virgina for him?

Meanwhile Chris is just making a shitty card game no one wants or play and turns on null.
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K, that's cool and all. Sweet recap of the past week's events, BTW.

Read before posting. Seems like you're not doing that; this is not the only thread where I've seen you post questions that others had already asked (and had answered) before you raised the same point(s).
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
K, that's cool and all. Sweet recap of the past week's events, BTW.

Read before posting. Seems like you're not doing that; this is not the only thread where I've seen you post questions that others had already asked (and had answered) before you raised the same point(s).
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You're right I just thought these things were already explained, couldn't find more info on the cwc wiki or in the newer videos made.
Haven't been able to look through the threads because I've been busy.
Sorry if I came off as repetitive.
 
MegaFaggot said:
You're right I just thought these things were already explained, couldn't find more info on the cwc wiki or in the newer videos made.
Haven't been able to look through the threads because I've been busy.
Sorry if I came off as repetitive.
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We're all busy. Pro-tip: if you don't have the time to get up to speed, reply when you do have the time.

And yeah, it's not that you came off as repetitive; it's more that you came off as too lazy to check before posting.

Not bagging on you here, but I am giving you my TRUE AND HONEST opinion.

Thread's been derailed enough; let's get back on track.
 
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BigRed said:
I know what all Scientology entails. I was partially exaggerating for effect and partially trying to imply that Scientology, from the outside looking in, looks like a shady, made-up scam with very ridiculous elements, while whatever Chris is pitching is straight-up sperging based around children's cartoons. One of those is much more like a "conventional" religion than the other.
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Not to powerlevel, but I pray to a murdered rabbi twice daily, study the things he said, and believe he created the universe. Later today I will join other people who also believe this in order to sing songs of praise to him together and pretend to consume his flesh\drink his blood in a symbolic ritual.
Some faiths believe they actually eat his body.

The difference between cult and major Faith isn't the "normality" of the tenets thereof, whatever that means.

What decides is the number of people who believe.
One person and you're a nut.
Millions of people. And it's ok.

The more people who say they believe in Christine's merge and divine status, the more this will re-enforce her beliefs.
That's how it works with "conventional" faith and non mentally ill\neuerotypical people.
How much worse must it be for the autistic Chris, who probably has other delusional disorders already?
 
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TalmudSperg said:
The more people who say they believe in Christine's merge and divine status, the more this will re-enforce her beliefs.
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I was gonna rate powerlevel but this is just nuts.

One thing I was thinking of is the Time Cube. A vast majority of people laughed at the guy for pushing it as truth but he had at least one person who believed him. Four periods in a day or whatever that Time Cube represented is one thing but people do believe in multiple universes and it's presented a lot in media such as Marvel, Rick & Morty, Zero Escape, Family Guy, Mortal Kombat, etc. IIRC, scientists say that they are an infinite amount of universes thanks to the choices we make (pics or it didn't happen), branching universes that differ one way or another.
Chris is using Multiverse to prey upon autistic nerds to pray for the merge so he can be a kawaii anime girl, suckering them into trying to be his friend and LARPing for their own infamy...and it's working. I bet half the people don't actually believe that nonsense but the cartoon characters and Chris are enough to draw them in like moths to a flame.
 
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Kuchipatchi said:
I bet half the people don't actually believe that nonsense but the cartoon characters and Chris are enough to draw them in like moths to a flame.
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That was my point.
They don't have to really believe it.
They can pretend to and this will shore-up Christian's delusions.
"Other people have seen sonichu, too!"
I think Christine really believes herself to be a deity.

As far as pop culture...
blah blah marvel did it first with Crisis on Infinite Earths, also we've all seen Sliders, after season 2 or 3 it wasn't worth watching.
 
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MegaFaggot said:
You're right I just thought these things were already explained, couldn't find more info on the cwc wiki or in the newer videos made.
Haven't been able to look through the threads because I've been busy.
Sorry if I came off as repetitive.
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Okay, let's be fair about this. There's a LOT of shit to read. It's like going through several college textbooks at this point and if you aren't an oldfag it will be overwhelming. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try the usual sources first, but I don't think we should dunk on people for not knowing everything.

And yes I do believe that Chris is fully immersed in his delusions and thinks he is a goddess despite all evidence to the contrary.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
Ironic thing is that the inability to transfer pokemons from past gens is one of the primary reason of outrage for Sword and Shield.
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And apparently you can't have more than two Pokemon Go accounts on the same device anymore.

I wonder if Chris will respond to that...
 
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muh_moobs said:
Where's Ugandan Sonichu?
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Hey, you asked.
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The American Hedgehog said:
Ben writes up a plot involving "Killer Sonichu."

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If someone lit a fire Chris would say:
"I'VE FORSEEN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. THERE WILL BE SMOKE"
but when he finds out that there is no smoke because he's staring at a gas powered fireplace and not his house burning down he proclaims:
"mmmm t-the uh this is anomaly evidence of the DIMENSIONAL MERGE... yes hmmm"
the algorithm shall never break.
 
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You guys are missing such gems as "Santa Claus IS a deity!" and "Hater haters, spudsy taters!"

Now they're discussing who's the top 5 in "Pony analysis" on YouTube... wtf?

Chris was asked to explain Hyperdimensional Neptunia (whatever is spelled) CPU lore... oh boy, here we go...

Now they're talking politics lol

Chris compared himself to a camel, as he can go a long time without masterbating lol there is some gold in here

Spoke too soon. Another soy homo came on, and it's back to details about stupid shows only faggots know about

Awww, Chris said when Barb dies she'll be reincarnated as a special Rosechu

"Do you know about Eastern religions, Christine?" "I know about the heads on Eastern island..."
 
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