Containment Random Chris Updates

God that stream is cringe. Its just a steady stream of praises, on-the-spot lore improvisation and snickering right in Chris's face. All by a bunch of boring bronies.

This is why I'm frustrated at Ben. Say what you will about his content, he is utilising Chris's fame in order to fuel his career (which, on its own, is no problem) but in doing so, he's partly responsible for Chris's ever decreasing stability.

Chris really is living in an echo chamber at this point. SnSnS whispering in his ears in private, Ben loudly (and sarcastically) endorsing the merge whilst begging for more information on it. Every month that passes, his mental wellbeing decays a little more and his belief in this idea guys bullcrap gets stronger.

There's no way out for him until the homeless saga begins and his Internet access is finally cut down.
 
Did you guys catch that bit where Chris said he was a “sexual camel” and started talking about how he rarely masturbates now?
That was probably the biggest wtf moment in the stream...
no shit he can't fuck his hand anymore considering the amount of titty skittles he's been consuming. The image of Chris pumping his flaccid peyronie ridden duck has been burned into the wrinkles of my brain, so I'm not going to forget his inability to pleasure himself anytime soon.
 
Did you guys catch that bit where Chris said he was a “sexual camel” and started talking about how he rarely masturbates now?
That was probably the biggest wtf moment in the stream...

He also said when asked if he was participating in no nut November (and had it explained to him) that since that's every month of the year for him, yes.

Hope he's saving it all for Sockness.
 
Out of the recent Chris trolls lately, honestly Ben is the only one that produces laughs because if it wasn't for him we wouldn't get Chris getting triggered over slime or Chris getting fucked over by a Discord bot.

Only issue is Ben trying to piggyback off of Chris, but aside of that Ben is the funniest troll Chris has had, though nothing could top the Brony blocking saga that happened
 
Out of the recent Chris trolls lately, honestly Ben is the only one that produces laughs because if it wasn't for him we wouldn't get Chris getting triggered over slime or Chris getting fucked over by a Discord bot.

Only issue is Ben trying to piggyback off of Chris, but aside of that Ben is the funniest troll Chris has had, though nothing could top the Brony blocking saga that happened

I don't think Ben is funny at all. Yeah he riles Chris up, but then he backs off and acts like his friend and reinforces Chris's beliefs while coming off as a douchey sjw soy Boy himself. He's only stringing Chris along because it's convenient and it brings attention to his crowdfunded comics. He's a smart troll, but not a funny one.
 
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Did you guys catch that bit where Chris said he was a “sexual camel” and started talking about how he rarely masturbates now?
That was probably the biggest wtf moment in the stream...
Chris barely had a sex drive before becoming a tranny because of his bent duck making mass debating not as easy (he does however has a lot of sexual frustration), now with the hormones, I doubt he ever does it now unless he is REALLY turned on/bored.
He basically castraded himself off the gene pool

With all that pent up fury, Sockness is really going to feel Chris' comeuppance

He is a virgin with rage afterall
"You are laughing now but I BREAK YOU DEAD! " ejaculates a tiny drip of milk

Out of the recent Chris trolls lately, honestly Ben is the only one that produces laughs because if it wasn't for him we wouldn't get Chris getting triggered over slime or Chris getting fucked over by a Discord bot.

Only issue is Ben trying to piggyback off of Chris, but aside of that Ben is the funniest troll Chris has had, though nothing could top the Brony blocking saga that happened

Ben aint funny because he is just as fucking autistic as Chris in his own way.
Alec was funny because he was self aware on how fucking stupid this all was and he had a life outside of it
Ben's life IS this autistic shit, doesnt help he is a soy boy on twitter.
 
Fandoms like Homestuck are so filthy Chris could walk right into them and nothing would be out of place.
Chris wouldn’t even look out of place around them wearing his full pony getup:
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