Containment Random Chris Updates

I can't wait for Chris to start threatening to smite people and such.
Oh, he has.

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Normally Jacob is garbage but I don't think this particular thing is a lie. Taking estrogen pills does often raise a person's blood sugar and if you add this to a terrible diet, chances are you're gonna have a problem.
so what is his diet these days? does he breakfasts at BK? i checked his health wiki and says nothing about what does he eat lately, i assume nothing healthy tho.
 
so what is his diet these days? does he breakfasts at BK? i checked his health wiki and says nothing about what does he eat lately, i assume nothing healthy tho.

Doubtful he's eating well at all. His go-to seems to be Sheetz and the other places in and around R-Ville.

If he does cook something, he'll certainly rush to put it up on social media.
 
Doubtful he's eating well at all. His go-to seems to be Sheetz and the other places in and around R-Ville.

If he does cook something, he'll certainly rush to put it up on social media.
He doesn't post about everything he does on social media. @LoveYouLongTime said he cooks stuff like fish and Chris never tweeted about that.
 
He doesn't post about everything he does on social media. @LoveYouLongTime said he cooks stuff like fish and Chris never tweeted about that.

I would love to see Chris try to go out, put a worm on a hook and freaking cast a line.

I can't even imagine the possibilities cuz there's just so many.
 
I would love to see Chris try to go out, put a worm on a hook and freaking cast a line.

I can't even imagine the possibilities cuz there's just so many.

He'd catch nothing, claim he saw some water pokemon, and then probably tweet-reply advice to professional fishermen, insisting they develop a psychic link with their bait.
 
He doesn't post about everything he does on social media. @LoveYouLongTime said he cooks stuff like fish and Chris never tweeted about that.

This was before Chris became legitimately looney. He still ate an insane amount of fast food but there was a brief moment in history he actually made himself and his mom decent meals.
 
Sockness is the only good guy left in the saga of Christopher Weston Chandler, I support him unapologetically and wish him all the best in his quest to pop Chris's anal cherry like a disgusting pimple it is. Sockness if you read this you're a wonderful human bean, don't let anyone tell you that rape is wrong
 
Chris could have just said "Holy shit is this a Jojo reference!?". But no, it's still about the merge.
I guess Jojo doesn't have enough pony waifus to get his interest.
 
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