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[Rupin]

On Aliens and Demons | The Sockness Files 3.0

Jacob Discusses aliens, demons, his hatred of the homeless, and Chris' smell in part 1 of the leaked interview. Look out for part 2 soon. In case it's not clear: This interview was conducted a few we

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The following interview is documented by GiBi, a Chris coinnosseur and documenter, I don't personally like him but he pulls out some interesting content from time to time.
Around minute 7 the anonymous interviewer makes a question to Sockness about CWC and while replying he casually mentions that Chris may have diabeetus due to the infamous fanta.
What do you think? May Jacob be on the right here?

well he doesn’t exactly have the best diet or exercise habits, so diabetes might be a given.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The guy chugs more Coke, Monster and Fanta than tap water. It wouldn't surprise me at all.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

On Aliens and Demons | The Sockness Files 3.0

Jacob Discusses aliens, demons, his hatred of the homeless, and Chris' smell in part 1 of the leaked interview. Look out for part 2 soon. In case it's not clear: This interview was conducted a few we

www.invidio.us

The following interview is documented by GiBi, a Chris coinnosseur and documenter, I don't personally like him but he pulls out some interesting content from time to time.
Around minute 7 the anonymous interviewer makes a question to Sockness about CWC and while replying he casually mentions that Chris may have diabeetus due to the infamous fanta.
What do you think? May Jacob be on the right here?

Normally Jacob is garbage but I don't think this particular thing is a lie. Taking estrogen pills does often raise a person's blood sugar and if you add this to a terrible diet, chances are you're gonna have a problem.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Probably unpopular but I’ll say it anway.

I actually don’t care one way or the other about GiBi at least it’s something more than merge and pony shit when it comes to updates and he mostly covers it okay. He’s giving us insughts into Sockness and that’s pretty good content on its own.

So I like how he handles it all? Fuck no. But it’s still more entertaining than reading like 30 tweets about Chris’ headcanon on the fictional characters he created and seeing the orbiters and wèens all try to kiss his ass and fuck with him.

But maybe I’m wrong and he’s better than the orbiters and wèens by a very small margin.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Normally Jacob is garbage but I don't think this particular thing is a lie. Taking estrogen pills does often raise a person's blood sugar and if you add this to a terrible diet, chances are you're gonna have a problem.

It's pretty likely Chris will end up diabetic at some point given his awful lifestyle. I don't know whether he has enough shreds of sanity to do the requisite injections or not.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's pretty likely Chris will end up diabetic at some point given his awful lifestyle. I don't know whether he has enough shreds of sanity to do the requisite injections or not.

Oh God, can you imagine him doing insulin injections in front of children at card games and making choo choo noises as the needle hits his gunt. "That's for muh diabeetus, little Billy. It's only a gift bestowed upon setsy Goddesses like me. Maybe, you can get it too when you're big and setsy"

 

[Chan Fan]

Chris might have diabetes but I guarantee Sockness can't "smell" that Chris has it. What a weird thing to say.

GiBi is okay, sometimes drones on a bit. I don't like when he starts his videos by admitting he hasn't looked into something before discussing it when being informative is the point.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Righteous made a Kamen Rider recolor ""Sonichu"", and Chris liked it...
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“@CPU_CWCSonichu @heidiheartdraws May I present Righteouschu, my Goddess @CPU_CWCSonichu?”

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If this leads to Chris getting into Kamen Rider I’ll be pissed.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris might have diabetes but I guarantee Sockness can't "smell" that Chris has it. What a weird thing to say.

Trained dogs can smell diabetes but Cockless is way dumber than a dog and I doubt he has super smell.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Googling diabetes and smell returned these things:

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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Also, Sockness says his saga isn't quite over yet.

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I love when Tubby tries to use big boy words without having a fucking clue of what they mean... so slavery and some "other problems" on Tardplanet-whatever will be "absolved"? So he is ok with slavery and the like and he is actually going to make it legal?

Chris shares what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, including "better ability to discern the legit from the bullshit."

If Chris didn't put so much effort into being so unlikable, that would be so tragic.

 

[Floop]

Chris is planning more Shipfic cards, wants to make one on the meme.

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I told Chris one of my favorite CWC memes and he liked it.

You see kids, it’s okay to make fun of Chris when you’re nice about it. Summer fags take note.

 

[{o}P II]

I told Chris one of my favorite CWC memes and he liked it.
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You see kids, it’s okay to make fun of Chris when you’re nice about it. Summer fags take note.

its one thing to t o u ch t h e p o o p its another to brag about how about it and claim suporeoirty over everyone because a mentally ill man gave you asspats you autistic fuck

edit: also if anyones wondering his twitter account is just him retweeting boring youtubers

 

[Floop]

its one thing to t o u ch t h e p o o p its another to brag about how about it and claim suporeoirty over everyone because a mentally ill man gave you asspats you autistic fuck

No you’re a faggot.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I guess the spatula spreader didn't save Thanksgiving this year.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Googling diabetes and smell returned these things:

Fruity breath and fruity urine would be most fitting for a fruit. The truth of the matter is that people with unctrolled diabetes stink.

 

[AnOminous]

Fruity breath and fruity urine would be most fitting for a fruit. The truth of the matter is that people with unctrolled diabetes stink.

I think that has more to do with the kind of person who would have uncontrolled diabetes in the first place.

 

[King Kiwi]

Summer fags take note.

Well, I guess Fall fags will have to do.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

If this leads to Chris getting into Kamen Rider I’ll be pissed.

Thank fucking God he hasn’t tainted tokusatsu yet (other than Power Rangers, but most kids with the ‘tizzum obsessed over it because of the flashy, bright colors). Kamen Rider has everything Chris likes; super modes, an assortment of wearable, colorful trinkets endowed with superpowers, poses, wish fulfillment, etc. Imagine him building his own belts out of model magic and attempting to HEEEENSHIN in front of the camera.

Though the idea of Chris running around Ruckersville as a sort of local “real life superhero” (Yeah, that’s actually a thing that exists) looking for people to save would be one of the funniest potential sagas ever. Too bad he’s probably going to stay tethered to MLP for the rest of his adult life.

 

[The American Hedgehog]