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[The American Hedgehog]

Sockness isn't giving up. He's role-playing as Goddess Emmanuelle to try to persuade Chris to go back to him.

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Chris followed the account and liked several of its tweets just now, and replied to one where Sockness photoshops a DM to discredit GiBi.

Chris shares what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, including "better ability to discern the legit from the bullshit."

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The irony of saying he's grateful for the ability to tell lies from truth yet was just playing along with 'god's' twitter account.

Happy Turkey day everyone.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris shares what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, including "better ability to discern the legit from the bullshit."

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It's usually not hate Chris, it's fruitless attempts to hold a mirror up at you and show you just how ugly your life really is. But at this point Chris is like Don Quixote fighting the windmills. A delusional slob who thinks he's some larger than life hero getting stronger as time goes by and the people who troll and white knight alike trying to get him to do something with his life.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Sockness isn't giving up. He's role-playing as Goddess Emmanuelle to try to persuade Chris to go back to him.

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Chris followed the account and liked several of its tweets just now, and replied to one where Sockness photoshops a DM to discredit GiBi.

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This is prime evidence of why I don’t think Chris is actually deluded. He likes that people are playing along, but he’s not letting them manipulate him into doing anything he doesn’t want to do. He just received a divine message from God herself and his response was “Hmm, yeah. It was fated and such. I’m still not going to fuck you, Jacob.” He saw right through it. Every time an orbiter tries to turn Chris against somebody, he just blows them off like “Of course, I already know. Now go draw more fanart of your goddess, lowly mortal.” Chris is the Idea Guy now. All he has to do is keep roleplaying and the orbiters will keep making Sonichu content for him. Although Sockness exhibits a low form of animal cunning, I believe Chris is the more intelligent of the two.

 

[Chan Fan]

Chris shares what he's thankful for this Thanksgiving, including "better ability to discern the legit from the bullshit."

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"prolific"

Oh, I'm sure it will be something.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sockness isn't giving up. He's role-playing as Goddess Emmanuelle to try to persuade Chris to go back to him.

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Chris followed the account and liked several of its tweets just now, and replied to one where Sockness photoshops a DM to discredit GiBi.

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I don't like Gibi, with that being said, I wonder what idea assholes are fucking with Chris. There's probably China involved since no one is actively getting Chris to humiliate himself..at least not now.
It's almost as if Chris is showboating by refusing to give up the Darwin award. O wish Bob would come back from the grave and drill it into Chris' head that no one actually liked him and all his ideas are fegging r8 stupid.

MY NAME IS NOT...IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING!
THAT IS MY HOUSE!
I'M WORKIN' ON IT!
I HAVE NUMEROUS PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!
I STUFF GREEN BEANS! I STUFF BROCCOLI! I STUFF CORN! I STUFF CARROTS!
THE GUY IN THE PICKLE SUIT TRICKED ME AGAIN!

Or, the ghost of Barb chasing Chris under his bed, only to crap himself, and yell: "Kiss The Vagina if My Female Soouuul".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Apparently this is the enabler who keeps photoshopping Magi-Chan into photos and pretending she's on dates with him. She also has a Facebook where she's been posting this stuff.

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Apparently this is the enabler who keeps photoshopping Magi-Chan into photos and pretending she's on dates with him. She also has a Facebook where she's been posting this stuff.

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Could be another sock with stolen photos.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Top 10 CWC memes?

Well I’d actually reiterate that Inos needs a card, same with Merried Seinor Comic, Sammy, and CADD Chef.

But if I had to pick a few choice moments.

1. IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING
2. Tomgirl (believing that was a real term).
3. DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!
4. Orange Fanta
5. Ass-Manager/Yellow Shirted foe
6. Self Inflicted Taint Wound
7. Shecameforcwc
8. Walking the Hermit Crabs
9. “I look like Sailor Neptune”
10. Ted Bundychu

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Apparently this is the enabler who keeps photoshopping Magi-Chan into photos and pretending she's on dates with him. She also has a Facebook where she's been posting this stuff.

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I rarely say this about women, but that is a real punchable smirk she's got going on in that second photo. Provided that is a she.

 

[DoodleBerry]

I don't like Gibi, with that being said, I wonder what idea assholes are fucking with Chris. There's probably China involved since no one is actively getting Chris to humiliate himself..at least not now.
It's almost as if Chris is showboating by refusing to give up the Darwin award. O wish Bob would come back from the grave and drill it into Chris' head that no one actually liked him and all his ideas are fegging r8 stupid.




Or, the ghost of Barb chasing Chris under his bed, only to crap himself, and yell: "Kiss The Vagina if My Female Soouuul".

I'm curious about how much money GiBi makes off that channel after someone on Twatter threw that thought out. He's got 15k plus subscribers so it could be in his best interest to drum up the drama. That said, I'll pop a bag of corn and watch it unfold

 

[Alex Krycek]

I rarely say this about women, but that is a real punchable smirk she's got going on in that second photo. Provided that is a she.

I am not sure that is a woman. Those facial features.... I dunno.

But birds of a feather and all that...

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I am not sure that is a woman. Those facial features.... I dunno.

But birds of a feather and all that...

Yeah, I'm undecided on whether it's a troon or just a girl with an unfortunate face. Either way, someone needs to slap some sense into her/him/it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, I'm undecided on whether it's a troon or just a girl with an unfortunate face. Either way, someone needs to slap some sense into her/him/it.

What if these photos are stolen?!

 

[Alex Krycek]

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Oh great he’s making cards for characters he ripped off and nobody cares about at all.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What if these photos are stolen?!

I suppose that's possible. I still stand by my remark about the person having a punchable smirk, though.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hey, Chris, got another CWC Top Meme card for you:

(in honour of that roleplay crap where he tried to get seductive with his latest fake girlfriend by pretending that they were both cute anime kitty-cats)

CHRIS PORKS CATS

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Yeah, I'm undecided on whether it's a troon or just a girl with an unfortunate face. Either way, someone needs to slap some sense into her/him/it.

Facial structure and no prominent adam's apple. No male brow ridge. That person has XX chromosomes.

 

[Coke Pope]

On Aliens and Demons | The Sockness Files 3.0

Jacob Discusses aliens, demons, his hatred of the homeless, and Chris' smell in part 1 of the leaked interview. Look out for part 2 soon. In case it's not clear: This interview was conducted a few we

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The following interview is documented by GiBi, a Chris coinnosseur and documenter, I don't personally like him but he pulls out some interesting content from time to time.
Around minute 7 the anonymous interviewer makes a question to Sockness about CWC and while replying he casually mentions that Chris may have diabeetus due to the infamous fanta.
What do you think? May Jacob be on the right here?