Containment Random Chris Updates

[Nebula Slasher]

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Chris retweets his "apology" tweet after making one, then retweets the sonic giveaways. Priorities

It all comes full circle...

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

So... Has Sockness finally gave up on Chris or is he still trying to 'Groom' him? I haven't heard of him in a while.

 

[Rupin]

So... Has Sockness finally gave up on Chris or is he still trying to 'Groom' him? I haven't heard of him in a while.

i think he has given up. It looked like Chris’s rejection hit him pretty hard.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Oh no... looks like the Righteous/Kamen Rider saga is starting...

 

[Tikbalang]

Oh no... looks like the Righteous/Kamen Rider saga is starting...
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So the Righeous guy is CPU (color) heart representing Gamer Driver
"Let's sperg, it's a sperg, what a sperg, you're a sperg? I'm a nigga rider"

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Oh dear god he did it, he wasted a fuck-ton of money to asskiss Chris:
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Eventually it led Chris to finally follow him:
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What is that? It's like a wrist-mounted Transformer or something. It looks plasticky and clankity and wearable, so it's no shock that Chris likes it

 

[The Fool]

What is that? It's like a wrist-mounted Transformer or something. It looks plasticky and clankity and wearable, so it's no shock that Chris likes it

I was curious, so I looked up that video in that screencap of Chris' tweet

TL;DW: It's some shitty plastic belt based off some fictional video game console in the Kamen Rider series. All it does it make annoying sounds. It's not a real video game console, it's just a chunk of plastic that screams. It's probably more for cosplay than anything, except the belt is designed for children, so it really is just a toy.

Oh yeah, and it is a belt. I thought it was a watch from that image too. But it's a belt.

 

[Rupin]

I was curious, so I looked up that video in that screencap of Chris' tweet

TL;DW: It's some shitty plastic belt based off some fictional video game console in the Kamen Rider series. All it does it make annoying sounds. It's not a real video game console, it's just a chunk of plastic that screams. It's probably more for cosplay than anything, except the belt is designed for children, so it really is just a toy.

Oh yeah, and it is a belt. I thought it was a watch from that image too. But it's a belt.

that’s like the most low T toy I have ever seen.

 

[Spergichu]

i think he has given up. It looked like Chris’s rejection hit him pretty hard.

Were it so easy.

 

[Meat Pickle]

i think he has given up. It looked like Chris’s rejection hit him pretty hard.

If it is true what his personal subreddit says, Jacob's ultimate deciding factor would be during BABSCon and whether Chris would move in for the time or not. As of now, he is laying dormant.

I might return to the public with it or create another junk public profile when the trolls cool down some. The BABSCon is my decision point with Christine, I either stay with her or part ways. I think the BABSCon is enough time to decide to let her over or not and 14 days max stay my building allows is enough to know if she's tolerable to live with.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I was curious, so I looked up that video in that screencap of Chris' tweet

TL;DW: It's some shitty plastic belt based off some fictional video game console in the Kamen Rider series. All it does it make annoying sounds. It's not a real video game console, it's just a chunk of plastic that screams. It's probably more for cosplay than anything, except the belt is designed for children, so it really is just a toy.

Oh yeah, and it is a belt. I thought it was a watch from that image too. But it's a belt.

Bold of tranny Michael Meyers to assume Chris could fit into a children's size talking belt. How long until he tries to pawn it?

 

[Rokko]

Someone "cursed" Chris. The same guy "cursed" Amberlynn Reid. My guess is, someone paid him for it.
Anyway, no shit is too minor:

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Bold of tranny Michael Meyers to assume Chris could fit into a children's size talking belt.

Unless you'd modified it by replacing the plastic straps with something else like this:

Looks like this was the method Righteous did with his albeit LGBTQIABCDEF+ the goddamn thing.

But if Chris managed to get his greasy hands on to one of those, I doubt that he has the knowledge to tinker with it due to sheer laziness.

 

[Mason Verger]

Unless you'd modified it by replacing the plastic straps with something else like this:

Looks like this was the method Righteous did with his albeit LGBTQIABCDEF+ the goddamn thing.

But if Chris managed to get his greasy hands on to one of those, I doubt that he has the knowledge to tinker with it due to sheer laziness.

“Hey kids! And by kids I mean adults aged 18-35...”
Jesus, Chris has even aged out of the “toy playing adult” joke.

 

[Blue_Snow]

I just got a feeling that if chris got that toy, he would most likely shove it up his ass.

 

[Spergichu]

Someone "cursed" Chris. The same guy "cursed" Amberlynn Reid. My guess is, someone paid him for it.
Anyway, no shit is too minor:

I can’t wait for his response about how curses are bad and that he couldn’t fathom cursing anyone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I can’t wait for his response about how curses are bad and that he couldn’t fathom cursing anyone.

Arguments/violence, obstacles and danger.

Well since this is clearly a trustworthy source I guess Chris will be meeting Sockness at Babscon!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is going ahead with making cards based on Sockness's lore, even though Sockness told him not to.

This card pretty much represents Chris repudiating Sockness.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"but I did her vest for her people". That's Harvard English if I ever saw it.

 

[The Fool]

Why do all his cards say "This power cannot be copied"? Is that standard on most cards and it's an exception that a card is usually copyable, or is it just that all the chris-chan cards can't be copied because he's speshul