Containment Random Chris Updates

I've found it funny how much Chris idolizes the analysis community in the Brony fandom. A lot of them have their heads up their asses and take themselves far too seriously. ILoveKimPossibleALot isn't a great person and she's started a lot of drama in the fandom. I doubt Chris was aware of any of that.
 
I've found it funny how much Chris idolizes the analysis community in the Brony fandom. A lot of them have their heads up their asses and take themselves far too seriously. ILoveKimPossibleALot isn't a great person and she's started a lot of drama in the fandom. I doubt Chris was aware of any of that.
Imagine being aware of the drama in the Brony analysis community.
 
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See that, folks. She's definitely not delusional. She said it herself.

If she is real, she is a slave. So expect her having PTSD.

This smug deity bullshit just makes me wish there was a Biff Tannen that would lock Chris in a room and slap him around for a few hours and demand that he use his "CPU" powers to do something about it.

It probably wouldn't help ("uh, my powers couldn't be used because it would be too dangerous for the Merge, among which.") but it would be fun to watch.
 
Massively fat, filthy and covered in sores, lives in an eternally rotting house filled with flies and unliving things, puts on a happy attitude even though everything is crumbling and rotting around them...

Yeah. The title of Great Unclean One fits perfectly for Chris.

Chris the Nurglemarine:
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This is something that fascinates me - Chris wanted to be known and get money from Sonichu and despite his massive failures in life, he’s in a particularly prime position to pull in plenty of profit for very little work.

He has a sizable audience that follows him unironically and will go to lengths to get more of him. If he were to continue captain’s logs, make paid videos, call-outs, comics (particularly about himself), and even hold private online gaming sessions behind a paywall, I’m 99% certain he’d have a line of we.ens, trolls, and curious kiwis wrapped around the internet block. He doesn’t have to do much, because he’s fallen ass-backwards into e-fame , and everything he does gets multiplied just because of his infamy.

However, if he were to open up too much, it may be possible people’d lose interest. Also, Chris is incredibly incapable of doing the bare minimum.

It’s so ironically funny that Chris got his wish to be a famous cartoonist and to make money off Sonichu despite his poor work ethic and just being a virgin with rage on the internet. He could get so much more if he only cared enough.

I know Chris is the personification of “path of least resistance,” but is there anyone who has contact with him that could explain this to him in a way that he’d at least listen and absorb it? I’m sure twitterandos have tried, but I mean someone actually close to him who can talk to him in person or over the phone.

I’m sure his response will be to defensively claim how his “‘Tard’s Shipping Shitty Sharts & Farts’ cards are part of the comic and he’s working hard and to appreciate and worship him,” but I dunno if the topic was approached in a careful way that acknowledged that up front and stroked his ego and really drove home the allure of money, MAYBE he’d at least pull his Classic “I’ll think about it,” which means ‘absolutely not’ in Chris speak....but I still think it’s be worth a shot if it hasn’t been done before by someone he’ll actually listen to.
 
I know Chris is the personification of “path of least resistance,” but is there anyone who has contact with him that could explain this to him in a way that he’d at least listen and absorb it? I’m sure twitterandos have tried, but I mean someone actually close to him who can talk to him in person or over the phone.

I’m sure his response will be to defensively claim how his “‘Tard’s Shipping Shitty Sharts & Farts’ cards are part of the comic and he’s working hard and to appreciate and worship him,” but I dunno if the topic was approached in a careful way that acknowledged that up front and stroked his ego and really drove home the allure of money, MAYBE he’d at least pull his Classic “I’ll think about it,” which means ‘absolutely not’ in Chris speak....but I still think it’s be worth a shot if it hasn’t been done before by someone he’ll actually listen to.
He won't listen no matter what. There have been countless people who've tried over the years and all failed. Best bet is to just sit back and watch.
 
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