Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

Even if he gets homeless, the monthly tugboat still comes, right? Maybe he wouldn't have a roof, or a bed, but boy, Netflix is one of the first things he would get.


I don't think anyone would fall for that, but if a troll wanted to, he could get Chris and Barb's credit cards based on that really easy. Chris is as naïve as ever, even after becoming CPU Blue Heart or any other shit he makes up.

Oh great he can watch all the she ra and and tucca and Bertie while he freezes in a cardboard box under a newspaper blanket. I'm sure the woke pandering will keep Chris nice and toasty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Okay so we need to remove chris from 14bc and put him in a psych ward (that we open with kiwifarms branding) and a shock collar until he learns what to do and what not to do

and we shock him every time he's a fat lazy ass or if we feel like it

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan and @LoveYouLongTime obviously will have to take one for the team and distract barb by double/tag teaming her unprotected to keep her distracted while we do this (we will shock chris once every 5 minutes in honor of their sacrifice)

I guess I gotta do what I gotta do

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Part of me thinks if Chris ends up homeless some idiot out there will offer him a place to stay.

If thats the case, they're going to learn a whole new meaning to the term "Squatter's rights"

 

[Bassomatic]

Part of me thinks if Chris ends up homeless some idiot out there will offer him a place to stay.

If thats the case, they're going to learn a whole new meaning to the term "Squatter's rights"

I personally am looking forward to the post "hai guise new keeweeee here, Chris just moved in, check my vlog and like my reddit account aren't I the best troll ever!!"

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

On a similar not how long do you think he'll have access to Twitter and discord during a homeless saga?

Depends on how long the local Library will allow him time at a computer.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

I personally am looking forward to the post "hai guise new keeweeee here, Chris just moved in, check my vlog and like my reddit account aren't I the best troll ever!!"

Don't say that, you've summoned the only possibility of a living situation more codependent than Chris and Barb.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I am actually concerned now.

I personally think that this is another Love Quest attempt. Simply because Courtney and Chris to share similar backgrounds, the only difference being that one of them is not a couch potato. But there is something else that concerns me. Courtney is not the only female artist on that server, there are a few of them. Some of them I am friends with as they help me with stuff for my fan fic. Heck, this profile picture was drawn by one of them. So I told all of the female contributors I knew to avoid talking about anything personal on Courtney's Server until Chris somehow fucks up. Until Chris is blocked, I don't see it being safe for them to talk about personal issues there.

I am still watching the situation closely. When I see Chris Fuck up, I will tell Saki to block him as then I will feel that is more justified at that point. But right now, I am going to stay quiet.

It's only a matter of time until he makes a big mess of things.

The last thing we need is Chris doxing and/or stalking a bunch of young women. Again.

 

[EvilFatjon]

It's only a matter of time until he makes a big mess of things.

The last thing we need is Chris doxing and/or stalking a bunch of young women. Again.

Emphasis on 'again'. Just gotta see how long it'll take.

 

[CraBman]

Yeah. Someone invited me into a server about Chris shit (which happens fairly often). I don't give a shit about Chris. He's boring and no one can rescue him from being exploited by weird internet people anymore without controlling him IRL. (Now, earlier in the 2010's, this wasn't always the case.)

There's probably like a half dozen little weirdos/groups talking to him, trying to get an in with him at any moment. I don't care.

However, if I can get access to kick/ban/mess with internet weirdos, I don't turn it down.

I don't read that server ever and I'm annoyed every time I get a notification from it.

I miss old Chris so much.

Now we have this stupid-dumb-tranny who believes in a merge.

 

[DCM90]

Part of me thinks if Chris ends up homeless some idiot out there will offer him a place to stay.

If thats the case, they're going to learn a whole new meaning to the term "Squatter's rights"

lol i'll pay Chris a one way ticket to some Okupa/Squatter place in Barcelona or some radical basque anarchist commune.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

lol i'll pay Chris a one way ticket to some Okupa/Squatter place in Barcelona or some radical basque anarchist commune.

I would pay actual money to fund a Chris-chan livestreamed trip across anarchosocialist communes in southern, central and eastern Europe.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Depends on how long the local Library will allow him time at a computer.

They'll probably mistake him for the drag queen story hour act.

 

[Blue_Snow]

I haven't talked to him in over a year. He does keep a pouch of rocks around his neck and believes the basic white girl shit that rocks have certain healing properties. He chipped his amethyst ring because he thought striking it against things produced electricity.

The fuck, that shit is expensive. how much money is he getting a month?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The fuck, that shit is expensive. how much money is he getting a month?

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

 

[But I Digress]

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

It's not even Josten's! Class rings are a scam so even if he had bought an actual amethyst it would still be a poor quality gemstone.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

I think getting a jew to repair it was the expensive part. I wouldnt know though.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I personally am looking forward to the post "hai guise new keeweeee here, Chris just moved in, check my vlog and like my reddit account aren't I the best troll ever!!"

It's interesting that these white knights/orbiters/trolls come around because Chris is so well known and they want a piece of the action. Where if people didn't document every time he farted, he'd just be another dumb internet tranny people wouldn't care about. So when Chris claims he's a celebrity he's sort of right. If people stopped caring about Chris the Discord orbiters would die out. A lot of them even waste their money just to see these forums react angrily. So all of the people who want to see him suffer and be homeless are almost ensuring some idiot will take Chris in. While they will definitely regret it, Chris will continue to float on through the goodwill that exists to counter the hate/interest from online places like here, reddit, 4chan, etc.

 

[Blue_Snow]

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

I thought he got a new one. nvm

 

[Alex Krycek]

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

To be fair, nothing Chris treasures is actually real.

 

[A Grey Cat]

What, you mean the ring? It's his high school class ring. Cheapass shit from some company called Herff Jones. It's not even a real amethyst, just a synthetic gem.

Lost my high school ring years ago and I couldn't care less about it, I don't ever want to look back at those times. Chris clutches onto his for 20 years and has a mental breakdown if he so much as drops it let alone it be stolen by trolls or he damages it by being a dumbass with it.