Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kong... with wings?]

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He would have a lot more luck with some amber

 

[the khat quaffer]

I haven't talked to him in over a year. He does keep a pouch of rocks around his neck and believes the basic white girl shit that rocks have certain healing properties. He chipped his amethyst ring because he thought striking it against things produced electricity.

Damn, his amnyfest ring is damaged? That means his only source of power is the medallion...

Do you think he still wants $10k for it? Being that it's damaged and all.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

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Also, over at the CPU roleplaying Discord server, they cleaned up the damage from Chris's Discord invite, though AquaDiamond8 got mad and left:

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Chris had nothing to say about his fuck-up and is still in the group.

I predict a Discord blocking saga.

 

[EvilFatjon]

God, imagine the outcome of that.

Chris would smugly go on Twitter and say "I got a 70! I'm a genius!" then someone would point out how the IQ system works, then he would blow a gasket because he'd think IQ is like video game points and he would be offended he's "losing" and then probably demonize whatever/whoever scored him and invalidate the score. If we're extra lucky, he'll find Stephen Hawking's famous quote on not knowing his IQ and then proclaim himself smarter than Hawking or something.

A man can dream.

Chris has surprised us a lot of times before. Do not give up! He's CPU Blue Heart, right? He ought to be smarter than Stephen Hawking, right, guys?

Because KICK THE AUTISTIC™ is as bad as having a disease that makes you a prisoner of your own body, right?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris tweeted a new Discord link to the CPU roleplay group.

The staff accommodated by having beefed up security with AltDentifier, which requires users to link their accounts with Facebook/Twitter/YouTube in order to post. Seems to have worked at preventing another raid.

Also, AquaDiamond8 came back but changed her handle to Val (her version of Magi-Chan), apparently doing the body-switching thing Chris likes to do.

 

[Tikbalang]

He believes crystals really have magic powers that will only get stronger as "the dimensions merge" and that he doesn't need "icky Western medicine" because the Crystals can heal all his aliments. It won't surprise me if Chris is found dead from pnuemonia or a gangerous infection that spread through his body that got bad enough to be fatal because all Chris did to treat it was press a himiylan salt lamps to his body.

And yet believes he'll live for a thousand years.

I haven't talked to him in over a year. He does keep a pouch of rocks around his neck and believes the basic white girl shit that rocks have certain healing properties. He chipped his amethyst ring because he thought striking it against things produced electricity.

What Chris is looking for is flint stone

Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

One thing for sure: Courtney will be creeped out if she finds out

 

[Deadpool]

Damn, his amnyfest ring is damaged? That means his only source of power is the medallion...

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Do you think he still wants $10k for it? Being that it's damaged and all.

It was the "classic" shirt he was trying to sell for $10,000. He sold the amnyfest ring to @The Captain for like $300, but he sold (gave) it back to Chris telling him it was the fucking reality gem thus helping jump start the merge bullshit.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know if Chris unintentionally luring people to get doxxed

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don’t see very many people encouraging or white knighting

We still have one member here trying to write a parody comic and get his attention. Also, moderating his discord?! Chris needs to be left to his own devices, he's a mentally ill narcissists. Feeding into his delusions about being rich and famous is only making things worse.

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris tweeted a new Discord link to the CPU roleplay group.

The staff accommodated by having beefed up security with AltDentifier, which requires users to link their accounts with Facebook/Twitter/YouTube in order to post. Seems to have worked at preventing another raid.

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Also, AquaDiamond8 came back but changed her handle to Val (her version of Magi-Chan), apparently doing the body-switching thing Chris likes to do.

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Well that will probably last until Chris finds a way to fuck it up again.
Also Chris: Hey everybody! Bye everybody!
He shows up, shits on everything, then leaves other people to clean up the mess. Of course Aqua is back--hasn't met her quota for attention yet apparently. Things are only going to get worse. You can't really have much contact with Chris without it affecting your life in a negative way.

Damn, his amnyfest ring is damaged? That means his only source of power is the medallion...

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Do you think he still wants $10k for it? Being that it's damaged and all.

Did Chris ever get his ring repaired? I thought he did but maybe I'm remembering wrong.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Did Chris ever get his ring repaired? I thought he did but maybe I'm remembering wrong.

He did, yeah. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2019_social_media_posts#Amnyfest_Ring_Restored

 

[Alex Krycek]

We still have one member here trying to write a parody comic and get his attention. Also, moderating his discord?! Chris needs to be left to his own devices, he's a mentally ill narcissists. Feeding into his delusions about being rich and famous is only making things worse.

A comic is something lots of people have done, it isn’t new or original sure but if you wanna do it gonfor it. If you want Chris to notice you? Dumb way to do it in my opinion but hey whatever floats your boat,

Someone being mod there is not a bad idea honestly, that way there’s more content than just Twitter stuff going on.

 

[CraBman]

Chris tweeted a new Discord link to the CPU roleplay group.

The staff accommodated by having beefed up security with AltDentifier, which requires users to link their accounts with Facebook/Twitter/YouTube in order to post. Seems to have worked at preventing another raid.

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Also, AquaDiamond8 came back but changed her handle to Val (her version of Magi-Chan), apparently doing the body-switching thing Chris likes to do.

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@Marvin is this really you or some wéén?

Edit: Yeah, I know i’m late.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A comic is something lots of people have done, it isn’t new or original sure but if you wanna do it gonfor it. If you want Chris to notice you? Dumb way to do it in my opinion but hey whatever floats your boat,

Someone being mod there is not a bad idea honestly, that way there’s more content than just Twitter stuff going on.

You call that content?! Chris humping something or licking hot and spicy boners off the wall is content. This is more white knighting Chris under the guise of content.

 

[Rupin]

I logged into Chris‘s discord server. That thing is skeevey as fuck. You have to give out all types of information in order to stay a member there through this site called AltDentifier Within a span of ten minutes. Fuck that. Plus Chris is rarely on there anyway. It’s just a bunch of weirdos RPing with each other.

 

[The Fool]

I logged into Chris discord server. That thing is skeevey as fuck. You have to give all types of information in order to stay a member there through this called AltDentifier Within a span of ten minutes. Fuck that. Plus Chris is rarely on there anyway. It’s just a bunch of weirdos RPing with each other.

If that server isn't a honey pot, it really aught to be.

 

[Rupin]

If that server isn't a honey pot, it really aught to be.

the juice just isn’t worth the squeeze in my opinion. Too much autism and none of it entertaining.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I logged into Chris‘s discord server. That thing is skeevey as fuck. You have to give out all types of information in order to stay a member there through this site called AltDentifier Within a span of ten minutes. Fuck that. Plus Chris is rarely on there anyway. It’s just a bunch of weirdos RPing with each other.

Chris probably thinks he'll get credit xard numbers or something.

 

[Rupin]

Chris probably thinks he'll get credit xard numbers or something.

whatever it is, I hope whatever spergs are stupid enough to stay there after giving out there personal info get what’s coming to them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

whatever it is, I hope whatever spergs are stupid enough to stay there after giving out there personal info get what’s coming to them.

If You're dumb enough to pozload my neghole and try and play imaginary friends with Chris on discord just for a shot a Christhory, only to get your credit info stolen or doxed them you get what you fucking deserve!