Containment Random Chris Updates

Pickle Inspector said:
I agree and mentioned it a while ago too, there’s evidence of it even from the first independent documented report of Chris:


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Damn, son. You managed to link this disorder to early Chris and his first accounts, I just correlated his maladaptive daydreaming to this current bullshit of a CPU Goddess saga.

Very well put.

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Well if not an IQ test then some kind of standardized, general intelligence test. If nothing else we'd get some laughs at him writing in some remarkably stupid answers.

"The capital of Virgina is Cwckville. Australia is NOT a country." and by question 15 he's sweating from how much 'work' he's doing.
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I know that's not enough but the autism papers revealed that:

"On the Global Assessment of Functioning, the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness."

Probably the one and only quantitative psychological test he will ever take.
 
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cuevasen said:
I know that's not enough but the autism papers revealed that:

"On the Global Assessment of Functioning, the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness."

Probably the one and only quantitative psychological test he will ever take.
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I bet he rates lower now than he did then.
 
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Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

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Also, over at the CPU roleplaying Discord server, they cleaned up the damage from Chris's Discord invite, though AquaDiamond8 got mad and left:

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Chris had nothing to say about his fuck-up and is still in the group.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

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Also, over at the CPU roleplaying Discord server, they cleaned up the damage from Chris's Discord invite, though AquaDiamond8 got mad and left:

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Chris had nothing to say about his fuck-up and is still in the group.
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You should write an article about this on the Cwcki, it’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the Discord shit.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
I'm not sure that his IQ would be all that low. I mean, much lower than average, but Chris is the kind of human mystery who knows what the equator is but thinks Baby Bop owns a condo in Toon Town. It's hard to quantify that kind of willful stupidity. He can remember how to add fractions because it was drilled into him at an impressionable age, but he still can't piece together multisyllabic words correctly because no one took the time to explain each word to him and instead expected him to pick things up phonetically.
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I've always been impressed with his grasp on written grammar (excluding his wildly autistic turns of phrase)
 
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Alex Krycek said:
@LoveYouLongTime okay can you give us a run down about exactly what he thinks about all the healing crystal shit? I remember you saying something about how he keeps a pouch of them around his neck and spergs endlessly about them.
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I haven't talked to him in over a year. He does keep a pouch of rocks around his neck and believes the basic white girl shit that rocks have certain healing properties. He chipped his amethyst ring because he thought striking it against things produced electricity.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
@LoveYouLongTime okay can you give us a run down about exactly what he thinks about all the healing crystal shit? I remember you saying something about how he keeps a pouch of them around his neck and spergs endlessly about them.
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He believes crystals really have magic powers that will only get stronger as "the dimensions merge" and that he doesn't need "icky Western medicine" because the Crystals can heal all his aliments. It won't surprise me if Chris is found dead from pnuemonia or a gangerous infection that spread through his body that got bad enough to be fatal because all Chris did to treat it was press a himiylan salt lamps to his body.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
He believes crystals really have magic powers that will only get stronger as "the dimensions merge" and that he doesn't need "icky Western medicine" because the Crystals can heal all his aliments. It won't surprise me if Chris is found dead from pnuemonia or a gangerous infection that spread through his body that got bad enough to be fatal because all Chris did to treat it was press a himiylan salt lamps to his body.
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It would be the un-clit all over again. Fuck.

Also, did you know that most of the himalayan salt does not come from Himalayas? It comes from the Pakistan. Most of the salt from the Himalayas is not good for human consumption.

Islamic salt.
 
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EvilFatjon said:
It would be the un-clit all over again. Fuck.

Also, did you know that most of the himalayan salt does not come from Himalayas? It comes from the Pakistan. Most of the salt from the Himalayas is not good for human consumption.

Islamic salt.
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Not to mention that at least during the un-clit there was still a little bit of rationale in Chris'head. That when people saw the wound they said "go to a hospital you idiot or you'll die!" And Chris eventually did so.

Even if his enablers tell him"go to the hospital" for a serious injury or illness he'll react the same way as people who say "get a job" and reply "phooey on you nuerotypical haters, I'm cpu blueheart and Idon't need a doctor I just need to refill my magic meter"
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

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Also, over at the CPU roleplaying Discord server, they cleaned up the damage from Chris's Discord invite, though AquaDiamond8 got mad and left:

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Chris had nothing to say about his fuck-up and is still in the group.
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I’m going to miss Aqua; sad she’ll never get another chance at trolling Chris.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris sent a friend request to ProjectSNT's sister and she accepted.

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Also, over at the CPU roleplaying Discord server, they cleaned up the damage from Chris's Discord invite, though AquaDiamond8 got mad and left:

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Chris had nothing to say about his fuck-up and is still in the group.
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He's stalking the sister now too? Yikes. This is what happens when you don't block Chris outright.

Also, Aqua's spelling and grammar errors make Chris almost seem intelligent in comparison. Jesus Christ.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I restate my desire to have chris take an actual IQ test and prove to us just how exceptional he truly is. That's the one thing related to chris I'd actually donate money toward.

We all know he's exceptional. I want to know HOW exceptional.
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God, imagine the outcome of that.

Chris would smugly go on Twitter and say "I got a 70! I'm a genius!" then someone would point out how the IQ system works, then he would blow a gasket because he'd think IQ is like video game points and he would be offended he's "losing" and then probably demonize whatever/whoever scored him and invalidate the score. If we're extra lucky, he'll find Stephen Hawking's famous quote on not knowing his IQ and then proclaim himself smarter than Hawking or something.

A man can dream. (:_(
 
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