Containment Random Chris Updates

[the khat quaffer]

"a disturbance in the demensional force."

I think you mean, "a hischhurrhance in 'ga hingenschional ....hoar-hoarsche.... anung 'itch"

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Marvin is one of them, and so is AquaDiamond.

is it our Marvin or some other asshole called Marvin?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

is it our Marvin or some other asshole called Marvin?

It's our Marvin

 

[The Fool]

I'm impressed. I had always thought Chris didn't have the cognitive facilities to even understand that he can die one day, like he just lived like a cat and couldn't even understand that the flow of time was a thing. But instead he does acknowledge it but simply says it won't happen. That's a lot more complex thought patterns than I give him credit for.

So why did he pick "thousands of years" to be alive? What happens after a few thousand years? Does he actually plan to eventually die, understanding that living for eternity is torture? Or is it just the more likely scenario of him not comprehending any long-term consequences and doing the philosophical analogue of duct taping his mortality together by tacking a few thousand years to it. I'm sure if you asked him what happens after a few thousand years, he'd just say he'll live forever.

But honestly I wonder if Chris would actually have a problem with living forever. Eternity is torture for any functioning mind, but I wonder if Chris is more akin to a biologically immortal creature like a sea urchin. No brain, just a small series of nerves that support walking around and eating whatever goes near it's mouth.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Remember that Chris has trouble with quantities. Living for 10,000 years like a Chaos Space Marine veteran may as well be forever. He's a creature of Chaos Undivided but favors Papa Nurgle and that creepy tranny god but the merge has a Tzeentchian flavor and we've all heard his Khornate warcry.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Best we have is Sonichu's Edge and Chris doing "parkay".

Spoiler: Video

I prefer Imperial personally.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I'm impressed. I had always thought Chris didn't have the cognitive facilities to even understand that he can die one day, like he just lived like a cat and couldn't even understand that the flow of time was a thing. But instead he does acknowledge it but simply says it won't happen. That's a lot more complex thought patterns than I give him credit for.

So why did he pick "thousands of years" to be alive? What happens after a few thousand years? Does he actually plan to eventually die, understanding that living for eternity is torture? Or is it just the more likely scenario of him not comprehending any long-term consequences and doing the philosophical analogue of duct taping his mortality together by tacking a few thousand years to it. I'm sure if you asked him what happens after a few thousand years, he'd just say he'll live forever.

But honestly I wonder if Chris would actually have a problem with living forever. Eternity is torture for any functioning mind, but I wonder if Chris is more akin to a biologically immortal creature like a sea urchin. No brain, just a small series of nerves that support walking around and eating whatever goes near it's mouth.

Just more of his grandiosity IMHO. He's a goddess so he'll live for a ridiculous amount of time. In reality, I'll be shocked if Lardass sees fifty.

 

[Chan Fan]

But honestly I wonder if Chris would actually have a problem with living forever. Eternity is torture for any functioning mind, but I wonder if Chris is more akin to a biologically immortal creature like a sea urchin. No brain, just a small series of nerves that support walking around and eating whatever goes near it's mouth.

I mean as long as he has his games and stuff I'm sure he'd be fine

 

[CraBman]

Chris is in ProjectSNT's Discord group now.

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Access to that is from pledging to her Patreon, so that's probably why Chris is throwing money at her - to try getting his foot in the door via Discord since she's not replying to him on Twitter.

This is definitely going to end well and not at all be a repeat of the Doopie Saga.

Edit: @somethingrandom987 just relax now and watch the fireworks happen.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm impressed. I had always thought Chris didn't have the cognitive facilities to even understand that he can die one day, like he just lived like a cat and couldn't even understand that the flow of time was a thing. But instead he does acknowledge it but simply says it won't happen. That's a lot more complex thought patterns than I give him credit for.

So why did he pick "thousands of years" to be alive? What happens after a few thousand years? Does he actually plan to eventually die, understanding that living for eternity is torture? Or is it just the more likely scenario of him not comprehending any long-term consequences and doing the philosophical analogue of duct taping his mortality together by tacking a few thousand years to it. I'm sure if you asked him what happens after a few thousand years, he'd just say he'll live forever.

But honestly I wonder if Chris would actually have a problem with living forever. Eternity is torture for any functioning mind, but I wonder if Chris is more akin to a biologically immortal creature like a sea urchin. No brain, just a small series of nerves that support walking around and eating whatever goes near it's mouth.

I think Patti’s death was what got Chris thinking about death and his own mortality since it was the first time he lost a being he loved and grieved for it.

In fact I think it was that moment which has led to the current dimensional merge insanity since his pet dog Patti was the first real being who went to CWCville after they died and so CWCville went from not just being a place of wish fulfilment but a full blown afterlife.

 

[Gunslinger]

What the actual fuck.

So Chris is the CPU goddess to end all CPU goddesses and specially appointed to oversee the Merge and has to look on Twitter to find out when the Merge will finally be complete? Some random Twitter user knows more about the Merge than Chris and Magi-Chan? Why would he fucking tell people that? I know, autism, but seriously...how can he be getting dumber.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Marvin is one of them, and so is AquaDiamond.

Carrying water for faggots never ends well.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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What the actual fuck.

So Chris is the CPU goddess to end all CPU goddesses and specially appointed to oversee the Merge and has to look on Twitter to find out when the Merge will finally be complete? Some random Twitter user knows more about the Merge than Chris and Magi-Chan? Why would he fucking tell people that? I know, autism, but seriously...how can he be getting dumber.

Because Chris Chan is a dumbass who can't do shit for himself, but he's a dumbass who sure can shit himself.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Came across this disorder while researching for work:

Maladaptive daydreaming, also known as excessive daydreaming, is a disordered form of dissociative absorption associated with vivid and excessive fantasy activity that often involves elaborate and fanciful scenarios. It can result in distress, can replace human interaction and may interfere with normal functioning such as social life or work. People who suffer from maladaptive daydreaming can spend more than half their days in "vivid alternative universes".

I agree and mentioned it a while ago too, there’s evidence of it even from the first independent documented report of Chris:

Once upon a time, there was a guy who paced in front of Abercrombie & Fitch. He'd come and do it for hours on end, just walking back and forth. He was an okay-looking guy, not evil-looking like Creepy Molester Dude. So he would pace for his allotted time, then leave. Sometimes as he paced, he would sing or shout. Nobody really could ever tell what he was saying.

Maladaptive daydreaming is typically associated with stereotypical movements, such as pacing or rocking, and the need for musical stimulation.

Maladaptive daydreaming - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I agree and mentioned it a while ago too, there’s evidence of it even from the first independent documented report of Chris:

Maladaptive daydreaming - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Yes, and I can't believe that people on this forum are actively encouraging this behavior in the name of white knighting.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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What the actual fuck.

So Chris is the CPU goddess to end all CPU goddesses and specially appointed to oversee the Merge and has to look on Twitter to find out when the Merge will finally be complete? Some random Twitter user knows more about the Merge than Chris and Magi-Chan? Why would he fucking tell people that? I know, autism, but seriously...how can he be getting dumber.

I restate my desire to have chris take an actual IQ test and prove to us just how exceptional he truly is. That's the one thing related to chris I'd actually donate money toward.

We all know he's exceptional. I want to know HOW exceptional.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yes, and I can't believe that people on this forum are actively encouraging this behavior in the name of white knighting.

I don’t see very many people encouraging or white knighting. i laugh if something funny happens, I get mad if someone actually tries to hurt him or take money from him, there’s still little gems of humor in his interactions whether intentional or not and I’ve been following so long I’ll take them.

It’s not like Ulillillia who realizes actively he has a problem, or Dan Quinn the UFC Fighter who really does think he’s a fucking amazing fighter even at his age and that Stevia blended with water is the elixir of life. Chris on some level probably does know this is all playing pretend and keeps choosing to engage in it even when people call him out and turn him away. Yeah sure he’s mentally ill but not for the same reasons the others I described are and honestly I don’t like it when people mess with Uli and Dan is completely inactive these days. Chris isn’t completely inactive. He still has a bit of content to go around, more than a lot of cows. It’s just that our classic era is never coming back and if you’re on for the ride post-tomgirl, it was honestly some of the funniest shit to watch ever and that’s why I think defending somebody who got Chris to say something funny isn’t a bad option.

What’s not funny is emotionally abusing him further like Quinn, stealing money from him like Boyd, changing the fundamentals of his entire worldview like Wise, or trying to fuck him for e-fame and power fantasies like Sockness. You wanna play pretend with him and get him to say funny shit? Cool. Do it. However at least try to get him to make videos about more than his dumb card game nobody cares about or LARPING as some character he cares about that day.

Like in all honesty if he posted a video apology to one of his “spouses” I’d laugh. As it is now though, all we get are cards he plays solitaire with and posts a fuck ton of text with and that’s his version of the comics. It’s mostly boring and the only reason I’m still watching is because I’ve watched so long I can’t stop and every once in a while we get a gem in those cards.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I restate my desire to have chris take an actual IQ test and prove to us just how exceptional he truly is. That's the one thing related to chris I'd actually donate money toward.

We all know he's exceptional. I want to know HOW exceptional.

I'm not sure that his IQ would be all that low. I mean, much lower than average, but Chris is the kind of human mystery who knows what the equator is but thinks Baby Bop owns a condo in Toon Town. It's hard to quantify that kind of willful stupidity. He can remember how to add fractions because it was drilled into him at an impressionable age, but he still can't piece together multisyllabic words correctly because no one took the time to explain each word to him and instead expected him to pick things up phonetically.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I'm not sure that his IQ would be all that low. I mean, much lower than average, but Chris is the kind of human mystery who knows what the equator is but thinks Baby Bop owns a condo in Toon Town. It's hard to quantify that kind of willful stupidity. He can remember how to add fractions because it was drilled into him at an impressionable age, but he still can't piece together multisyllabic words correctly because no one took the time to explain each word to him and instead expected him to pick things up phonetically.

He also has a strong regional accent, didn’t speak until he was 7, a speech impediment, and tries to say things how a cartoon character he likes would say them.

Also his writing is bad because he uses terms that make him sound more English in his head and he doesn’t bother to edit anything he’s put even a little effort into.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm not sure that his IQ would be all that low. I mean, much lower than average, but Chris is the kind of human mystery who knows what the equator is but thinks Baby Bop owns a condo in Toon Town. It's hard to quantify that kind of willful stupidity. He can remember how to add fractions because it was drilled into him at an impressionable age, but he still can't piece together multisyllabic words correctly because no one took the time to explain each word to him and instead expected him to pick things up phonetically.

Well if not an IQ test then some kind of standardized, general intelligence test. If nothing else we'd get some laughs at him writing in some remarkably stupid answers.

"The capital of Virgina is Cwckville. Australia is NOT a country." and by question 15 he's sweating from how much 'work' he's doing.