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Tikbalang said:
Why am I thinking about Disney princess movies?
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Because those movies have a similar message: girl with no control over her life has some meaningless misadventures that involve magic stuff, and is finally saved by some idealized and princely flat character who comes out of nowhere and marries her. Then, she can be safe, and be also rich for marrying into royalty and money. In the new 10s, Disney realized this was a horrible role model for girls, and decided to make more independent and determined princesses.

But our Princess Christine is and old-fashioned princess, trapped in a fantasy world of isolation, guarded by Barb, the dormant dragon guardian, who rests over the piles of her hoarded treasure. And there, Christine awaits, cooconed in the realms of her beautiful solitude, for the day his one true sweetheart appears to rescue him from his virginity... :tomgirl:
 
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GimmeAbreak said:
Because those movies have a similar message: girl with no control over her life has some meaningless misadventures that involve magic stuff, and is finally saved by some idealized and princely flat character who comes out of nowhere and marries her. Then, she can be safe, and be also rich for marrying into royalty and money. In the new 10s, Disney realized this was a horrible role model for girls, and decided to make more independent and determined princesses.

But our Princess Christine is and old-fashioned princess, trapped in a fantasy world of isolation, guarded by Barb, the dormant dragon guardian, who rests over the piles of her hoarded treasure. And there, Christine awaits, cooconed in the realms of her beautiful solitude, for the day his one true sweetheart appears to rescue him from his virginity... :tomgirl:
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The closest to a movie heroine Chris gets is the junk woman scene in Labyrinth where the protagonist nostalgically plays with her old toys while forgetting about her present situation
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
The closest to a movie heroine Chris gets is the junk woman scene in Labyrinth where the protagonist nostalgically plays with her old toys while forgetting about her present situation
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This is the movie heroine Chris reminds me most of, mainly because of the hairline

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Ted_Breakfast said:
I like how Chris never acknowledges disturbing villains, it's always harmless anime goofballs. Giovanni, sure, but never Professor Pyg, Typhus from 40k or Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2.
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It’s also funny because he also takes villains that are supposed to be disturbing into either heroes or just dumbasses.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
It’s also funny because he also takes villains that are supposed to be disturbing into either heroes or just dumbasses.
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Sonichu's writing is the perfect example of a 13 year old who just discovered writing for the first time but is also learning how the world works. You've got innocent and goofy Sonic hijinks mixed in with incredibly grim concepts like sex slavery, murder, viciously brutal execution and more graphic sex than your average hentai. It's the perfect example of that kind of fanfiction we'd write when we were kids and then proceed to cringe immensely at later on when we figured out how actual tone and storytelling worked.
For Chris however, this is how it works and anyone who says otherwise simply just doesn't get it. I think DStecks put it best when he stated how Sonichu is just void of tension and mystery, like he said it's less Chris trying to make a story and more him just playing with his toys. There's no cliffhangers, no arcs, no lesson or moral , just a window into the mind of an ever maddening virgin with rage turned self proclaimed goddess.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
It’s also funny because he also takes villains that are supposed to be disturbing into either heroes or just dumbasses.
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Well, that's because Chris is a villain.

Or a really really unlikable protagonist. They say you know don't have to like them, but you should be able to understand them, and yeah I don't understand Chris I just think is morbidly fascinating.
 
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Metatarsupial said:
Well, that's because Chris is a villain.

Or a really really unlikable protagonist. They say you know don't have to like them, but you should be able to understand them, and yeah I don't understand Chris I just think is morbidly fascinating.
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A lot of the PC/Social Justice crowd identifies with villains way more than the heroes and while there was always this sort of love for the underdog but these people are identifying with the likes of tyrants and dictators (almost as if part of them somewhat identify with the role or something). There is a reason almost every hero nowadays is a loser akin to Jake Skywalker or borderline villainous. Chris is obviously part of that crowd so of course he identifies with villains.
 
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The handsome tard said:
A lot of the PC/Social Justice crowd identifies with villains way more than the heroes and while there was always this sort of love for the underdog but these people are identifying with the likes of tyrants and dictators (almost as if part of them somewhat identify with the role or something). There is a reason almost every hero nowadays is a loser akin to Jake Skywalker or borderline villainous. Chris is obviously part of that crowd so of course he identifies with villains.
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I don’t think Chris identifies with villains at all. If Chris is any type of evil he is the type that doesn’t know of their own evil based on how he views himself as some peerless hero who is the true and honest savior.
 
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Metatarsupial said:
Well, that's because Chris is a villain.
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Even without any internet fame at all, most of Ruckersberg would know who Chris is and consider him a minor nuance or villain. Dude is banned from half the stores in town and the other half look at him cross eyed.

I just wish there was some tard hero who would battle him. Like some Downy that loves the shit out of Pokemon the LGS loves having around that puts up with none of Chris' shit.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Even without any internet fame at all, most of Ruckersberg would know who Chris is and consider him a minor nuance or villain. Dude is banned from half the stores in town and the other half look at him cross eyed.

I just wish there was some tard hero who would battle him. Like some Downy that loves the shit out of Pokemon the LGS loves having around that puts up with none of Chris' shit.
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Maybe TEG should ask Chris how much it would be to sign his eye doodle?
 
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The handsome tard said:
A lot of the PC/Social Justice crowd identifies with villains way more than the heroes and while there was always this sort of love for the underdog but these people are identifying with the likes of tyrants and dictators (almost as if part of them somewhat identify with the role or something). There is a reason almost every hero nowadays is a loser akin to Jake Skywalker or borderline villainous. Chris is obviously part of that crowd so of course he identifies with villains.
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Like that Chris orbiter with the Halloween City Michael Meyers costume. Reminds me of a few years back when gay trannies tried to adopt the babadook and Pennywise as unofficial mascots. Even other gay trannies where like “uh, maybe we should distance our image from monsters that attack children?”.

It’s just a shortcut to seem “dangerous” and “crazy” when they’re really just sad and bratty. Kinda like girls that love Billie Eilish.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Like that Chris orbiter with the Halloween City Michael Meyers costume. Reminds me of a few years back when gay trannies tried to adopt the babadook and Pennywise as unofficial mascots. Even other gay trannies where like “uh, maybe we should distance our image from monsters that attack children?”.

It’s just a shortcut to seem “dangerous” and “crazy” when they’re really just sad and bratty. Kinda like girls that love Billie Eilish.
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It's pretty hard to distance one's identity when trannies, crossdressing fags and drag queens look like slaneeshi daemons act like them. Fucking anything with two legs, if desperate four legs are OK too.

Serial killers would be a compliment, Randy Stairs for example, theres that danger hair school shooter who was memory holed.

I wonder when Chris snaps.
 
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