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Hercules/Heracles was a demigod, thus half mortal, so it's not the same. Chris is boasting about being a full god(dess), even going so far as to say that people pray to him. Greek and Roman mythology was a LONG time ago for me, but I don't recall demigods being prayed to often, if at all. I could be wrong, but I think only full gods and goddesses being prayed to.

Nah, Heracles was widely worshipped and had temples, festivals, sacred places. I don't know if any Greek temples of Heracles survived but some Roman did. In polytheistic religions be it Greek, Aztec, Norse etc. most if not all the gods are deified ancestors and old time heroes, so someone having the status of a demigod and not a full god usually just means it was a slightly younger cult than the others and people didn't have time to fully forget mortal origins of a myth. Dionysus and Asclepios are other examples of widely popular demigod cults. Julius Caesar was deified after his death and later some emperors considered themselves literal gods or demigods, but even back in the days of the Republic historical founders of the city were worshipped as gods. It's unsurprising the Roman cultural climate contributed to the fact that christianity is full of demigod worship as both catholics and orthodox christians worship and pray to a pantheon of saints. It took just 9 years since his death for the pope John Paul II to be officially declared a saint, and catholics are now obliged to believe he is now a trascendental being that dwells in the immaterium who you can worship and pray to so that he grant you miracles.

Chris's goddess bullshit has solid roots in the tradition of western culture and isn't too far off from mainstream religions. About the only difference is that Chris is far too autistic and uncharismatic to have people worship him so he had to start his own one person cult.
 
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Like always, chris needs to check the cwcki to know what hapened. The worst part is that this was not evrn that long ago.
To be fair, if I had an entire Wiki dedicated to chronicling my life, I’d probably opt to rely on it to remember shit instead of making an effort to remember things on my own.
 
Apparently he also takes the word "inclusive" to literally mean include every single person instead of just meaning they don't judge based on creed.

It's funny how mad he is about this. When people say it's going to be the next Game Place I always think they're being too optimistic, but now I'm wondering how far he's going to take this. I know he's not gonna barge in there like he did at the Game Place. It makes me all the more curious how he can possibly escalate this.

Remember though during the various banning sagas at local stores, he claimed that they were "public areas" and that means they couldn't ban him.

He did say that Magichan projected into their store, so for all we know, he showed up and had a conversation with his invisible friends and the store workers.
 
Remember though during the various banning sagas at local stores, he claimed that they were "public areas" and that means they couldn't ban him.

He did say that Magichan projected into their store, so for all we know, he showed up and had a conversation with his invisible friends and the store workers.
Not to mention he tried to claim "discrimination" because he was an autistic Virgin, hell Chris may be the patient zero when it comes to playing your opression cards when a bussiniess doesn't want anything to do with you.
 
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Let's compare

Bigger Girls:
Have big hips, thighs, breasts, and butt
Essentially like momukun, but some are actually attractive.
Welcome in a lot of places.

Chris:
None of those things
Has a huge torso, like most men, especially John Goodman
Has pipe cleaners for arms and legs
Has a bald spot and a micropenis
Has that pesky Y chromosome and autism
Basically banned from everywhere.
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Apparently he also takes the word "inclusive" to literally mean include every single person instead of just meaning they don't judge based on creed.

It's funny how mad he is about this. When people say it's going to be the next Game Place I always think they're being too optimistic, but now I'm wondering how far he's going to take this. I know he's not gonna barge in there like he did at the Game Place. It makes me all the more curious how he can possibly escalate this.

Lol even catching up on this thread going backwards & yours being the first post I've read, I've no clue yet as to this actual development. But I can tell you that if he's good for nothing the fuck else, it's finding a way to always make everything worse &/or somehow even gayer.

In fact , I hadn't really thought of it like this before but as bereft of original thought & creativity as he is, it's not actually across the board.. he's almost god damn *innovative* in his approaches to just fucking things into the dirt. Not every single time, of course, but the only occasional strokes of genius he ever gets, are relegated to that area.

Too bad he can't parlay even 1/16th of that into his comics. Or anything else he haplessly ambles through that involves having a pulse.

He's also pretty God-tier at bringing bitter disappointment & boredom when all signs point to a glorious rampup tho, so whatever this is I'm not gonna let my balls get blue'd. But here's hoping, regardless..

Edited because I own you, autocorrect. Not the other way around.
 
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Apparently he also takes the word "inclusive" to literally mean include every single person instead of just meaning they don't judge based on creed.

It's funny how mad he is about this. When people say it's going to be the next Game Place I always think they're being too optimistic, but now I'm wondering how far he's going to take this. I know he's not gonna barge in there like he did at the Game Place. It makes me all the more curious how he can possibly escalate this.

Yeah, one of the worst things about current era Chris is that he's getting slower and lazier as he ages. I don't think him being unlikely to drive there and cause a scene is related to having learned anything from the past, it's basically just that these days, he's like a lolcow version of Washington Wizards era Michael Jordan, Kobe in his final season, Tom Brady this past year, etc. Father Time comes for all, and not even the greats are exempt. What more does he have to prove, or accomplish? He's the undisputed all-time champion of getting trolled and sperging out.


Case in point. This is a mere shadow of something like "So Need a Cute Girl"
 
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