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Apotheosis happens sometimes in different mythologies. Hercules
This might have been due to the fact that Hirtes was harassing TGP's twitter sperging about Chris.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Apotheosis happens sometimes in different mythologies. Hercules
This might have been due to the fact that Hirtes was harassing TGP's twitter sperging about Chris.
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I think only about 50% of that was the Queen's English. The rest of that was tard word vomit.
And somehow I don't think he is being honest when he says he isn't surprised. You know he fully expected them to welcome him back and set up D&D tutoring for him.
Hercules/Heracles was a demigod, thus half mortal, so it's not the same. Chris is boasting about being a full god(dess), even going so far as to say that people pray to him. Greek and Roman mythology was a LONG time ago for me, but I don't recall demigods being prayed to often, if at all. I could be wrong, but I think only full gods and goddesses being prayed to.
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And he’s making it seem like a disappointment. What a fascinating mind Chris has.
Soon he’ll be like Terry Davis.
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I read it this way, "boy, I didn't see that coming. But, I Christine Weston Chandler, will get in some way....maybe by using my disguise as Guy Incognito. I'm angry that you won't let me and my imaginary husband in to stink up the place".
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No, I mean Hercules was a mortal who then became a full god, which is what Chris claims he's doing. (Hercules was taken up to Mt. Olympus upon his death depending on what version of the story you read.)
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Especially since parsnips are quite sweet in taste (and, roasted and buttered, are lovely). I suspect either an attempt at random access humour or a dislike of another 'sour vegetable' (for all that he's claimed to stuff them down his throat as though he were Linda Lovelace on meth).
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Upon Chris' death, he will be taken by trolls on the flatbed of an old pick up truck to various conventions around the country. Onlookers will be charged 20 dollars to poke Chris with a stick.
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or dress him in blue and yellow papal regalia, lie him in state on stage during FaF, and have the various trolls in his life read excerpts from the CWCki while “So Need a Cute Girl” plays on low volume throughout the ceremony
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Chris made a response to his earlier post about being blocked by End Games.
And this time he butchers a more common saying.
And this time he butchers a more common saying.
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So much for taking it well. He genuinely believes that him being banned from somewhere is bad for their reputation.
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It's always funny when Chris feels the need to consult the CWCki.
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Apparently he also takes the word "inclusive" to literally mean include every single person instead of just meaning they don't judge based on creed.
It's funny how mad he is about this. When people say it's going to be the next Game Place I always think they're being too optimistic, but now I'm wondering how far he's going to take this. I know he's not gonna barge in there like he did at the Game Place. It makes me all the more curious how he can possibly escalate this.
It's funny how mad he is about this. When people say it's going to be the next Game Place I always think they're being too optimistic, but now I'm wondering how far he's going to take this. I know he's not gonna barge in there like he did at the Game Place. It makes me all the more curious how he can possibly escalate this.
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Considering how petty and obsessive he can be, its not out of the realm of possibility. If the bronies keep talking about D&D then maybe we'll get a reprise of the Micheal Snyder saga.
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H
His sex drive may be dead as Bob but Chris is still just as thirsty as ever
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"Curse you stupid hipsters. If you had just accepted my apology contract like I demanded, none of this would be happening and you wouldn't have thrown yourself under mudder's mini-van of justice! This is a violation of my human rights, and I'm contacting the HRC once I make my way out of this dojo of torture you call a jail!"
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Oh my.
I do so hope TEG don't have to get in a restraining order.
No, not at all.
I do so hope TEG don't have to get in a restraining order.
No, not at all.
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I'm a little bit disappointed that TEG just did the sensible thing and blocked him, but reading butthurt Chris' tweets is way more entertaining than reading smug Chris' tweets.
Nice to see that over the years he hasn't learned a thing. It's the Game Place all over again. Him giving a gracious olive branch of a nonpology asking to be unbanned and when he doesn't get his way, he has a temper tantrum and starts badmouthing the shop.
No we just need him to drive to TEG and start snapping photos of the employees so he can use them as dartboards. Vehicular assault optional, but possible.
Nice to see that over the years he hasn't learned a thing. It's the Game Place all over again. Him giving a gracious olive branch of a nonpology asking to be unbanned and when he doesn't get his way, he has a temper tantrum and starts badmouthing the shop.
No we just need him to drive to TEG and start snapping photos of the employees so he can use them as dartboards. Vehicular assault optional, but possible.
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Like always, chris needs to check the cwcki to know what hapened. The worst part is that this was not evrn that long ago.