Containment Random Chris Updates

rate me as late ladies and gents, but just watched Dillon (yeah, I know, but I like him) and in the chat, I noticed something.
looks like the white knights are on offence, saw MKR and Aquadiamond trolling DT. a lovely comment from MKR was "shove a screwdriver up your peehole". looks like the games afoot, and stinky
 
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Sheriff of CWCville said:
Technically speaking, Chris’ art would be firmly categorized as Outsider art. Although I doubt he would be pleased to discover that some of the defining factors of the genre are peculiar social circumstances and naïveté.
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Even calling Chris' tard scribbles "outsider art" is giving him too much credit. No one is interested in Chris' doodles on their own merits. They're only interested because of who made the scribbles.

Tikbalang said:
"I am in training" his excuse on failure to prove his godness
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Because gods/goddesses need training before they can use their powers. You should see the training montages leading up to God creating the world and Christ raising Lazarus from the dead and turning water to wine. They even have their own awesome 80s hard rock soundtracks, like a Rocky sequel.
 
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The Dude said:
Because gods/goddesses need training before they can use their powers. You should see the training montages leading up to God creating the world and Christ raising Lazarus from the dead and turning water to wine. They even have their own awesome 80s hard rock soundtracks, like a Rocky sequel.
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It's funny because the Buddha literally is a god that came from a mortal who trained to reach enlightenment. Chris could use that as an excuse or example if he knew the backstory of any of the hindu hoohaa he blindly purchases.
 
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The Fool said:
It's funny because the Buddha literally is a god that came from a mortal who trained to reach enlightenment. Chris could use that as an excuse or example if he knew the backstory of any of the hindu hoohaa he blindly purchases.
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Reaching enlightenment in Buddhism means years of study, meditation, and service to others. Not sitting around all day playing with kiddie toys, making tard scribbles, tweeting, and engaging in delusions of grandeur.
 
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Wonder how much Chris actually paid for those rocks.
I'm no expert, but that thing isn't a lightning quartz
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An actual pendant with a LS quartz that size would go for well over 100$ (according to my hastily made research). That pendant is just a normal lab grown quartz stuck on some copper wiring, it's even starting to oxidize. Chris probably paid some scalper like 50-70$ and took their word that it was the real deal.
Compare with this.

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And he's been trying to cozy up to her for a while. She's one of the few bronies who declined to block him when a bunch of them did mass blocks of him a while back.

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Man it's been a while since I last cringed this much from Chris' tweets. That's some crazy levels of "M'lady, please take note of my fun and totes radical self!".
That classic Chris feeling of self importance, he's convinced she remembers the one fat balding autist during a panel filled with fat balding autists.
Then again it's Chris and once you meet Chris, you will remember Chris.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's the kind of utter trash Tommy Tooter tries to peddle.
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I bet Chris devours two big macs, then rolls around on a few of those rocks for good health. I bet he thinks rose quartz will help him transition into a buxom beauty. After Barb dies, he'll probably a copy of the Necronomicon and stuff all her orifices with these rocks to bring her back from the dead.
 
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troon patrol said:
Am I the only one wondering WTF the BMW Z3? is doing in that pic?
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There's this weird kind of white trash thing in that part of Virginia, that buys older Caddies and Lincolns as some sort of status symbol. They generally don't know anything about maintenance so they always have issues (like Chris's). It's like having an 1990's Caddy in the hood, where's there's always junked ones to get parts from, so they're always running in one form or another.

The Z3 apparently was Barb's, and like typical lazy white trash, didn't do any maintenance, and ended up with a cracked block. BMW's are known for that German autism where if the engine needs 2.1 gallons of coolant, that's what was in it. Given Chris and his family have zero knowledge of "checking fluids" or any sort of general maintenance, it didn't last long.

Chris included it because it's that White-Trash-Rich showing off that yep, he owns a BMW!

Apologies for the car-tism.
 
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