Containment Random Chris Updates

[Slowinthemind]

Barb's idea of safe sex is more akin to the reproduction of some molds and fungi, in that she surrounds and engulfs her target, absorbs it's nutrients, then buds off to create a new version of herself once the target is a dried, useless husk.

Barb is an Ork?

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't believe Chris truly grasps how unattractive and manly he's become over the past few years.

Spoiler: Before & After

That before photo was just 4 short years ago.

Holy shit, this is the first time I saw the no eyebrows photo. Chris is a fucking idiot for thinking if he shaved his eyebrows it would make him look more feminine when in all reality it made him look like he has down syndrome.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Holy shit, this is the first time I saw the no eyebrows photo. Chris is a fucking idiot for thinking if he shaved his eyebrows it would make him look more feminine when in all reality it made him look like he has down syndrome.

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

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Hopefully, this will spur an Australatina/CWCville crossover!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm surprised that safe sex hasn't been labeled trans-phobic, or white privilege, or Trump or something yet.

 

[IBA_Panhandler]

I'm surprised that safe sex hasn't been labeled trans-phobic, or white privilege, or Trump or something yet.

Don't worry, I'm sure it's on the way. Eye contact just became racist, according to one perspective.

 

[Faulty Keurig]

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

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Chris makes a better Latina than you know who...

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

Chris would be a great mexican teenage girl with those eyebrows, 5 o'clock shadow and all

 

[Erubetie]

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

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It kinda looks like when he dressed up as a Juggalo a few years ago, except with longer hair

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris is once again, trying to put his autistic stamp on things that will never apply to him. Why?! Because he is a lowly, autistic cross-dressing male, who will never have sex, again.

Even when it comes to paid sex his priorities are so messed up he simply can't afford it.

 

[Karen Riley]

I always find it funny knowing that Chris believes he passes as an attractive lady despite how clear a lack of effort he puts into changing his sex. I'd imagine shaving his eyebrows as the one thing he'll do to be feminine this month, believing that's enough, even though he just looks like an extremely unfortunate albino man now.

It's sad that since Chris and his mum got their bank accounts back into the black with the life insurance loan that we've been forced to rely on random update snippets on here again. It just goes to show if Chris isn't begging for money he has no interest in producing content and it's sad.

 

[Jack Awful]

I always find it funny knowing that Chris believes he passes as an attractive lady despite how clear a lack of effort he puts into changing his sex. I'd imagine shaving his eyebrows as the one thing he'll do to be feminine this month, believing that's enough, even though he just looks like an extremely unfortunate albino man now.

It's sad that since Chris and his mum got their bank accounts back into the black with the life insurance loan that we've been forced to rely on random update snippets on here again. It just goes to show if Chris isn't begging for money he has no interest in producing content and it's sad.

Just another reason to never give Chris money under any circumstances.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Just another reason to never give Chris money under any circumstances.

Money is the new heroin for Chris. The more he uses it, the more it messes up his life.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Could have been worse, he could have to used a sharpie to draw them back on like the Mexican girls do.

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It's bad enough we have one spudking who runs around believing he is honestly a sexy Latina, would you really want two??

 

[Kumatora]

I'm getting some mean update withdrawal.

 

[Aldora]

Interesting. Chris has a new patron and they are donating $9/10 a month, bringing the total to $28 a month.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Interesting. Chris has a new patron and they are donating $9/10 a month, bringing the total to $28 a month.

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Doopie has truly come for CWC.

 

[Lipitor]

I always find it funny knowing that Chris believes he passes as an attractive lady despite how clear a lack of effort he puts into changing his sex. I'd imagine shaving his eyebrows as the one thing he'll do to be feminine this month, believing that's enough, even though he just looks like an extremely unfortunate albino man now.

It's sad that since Chris and his mum got their bank accounts back into the black with the life insurance loan that we've been forced to rely on random update snippets on here again. It just goes to show if Chris isn't begging for money he has no interest in producing content and it's sad.

Keeping my fingers crossed he gets banned from another store/business. Ideally in a way that's totally his fault, but Chris absolves himself of any blame and redirects it towards them. Then we'll get to see his inevitable boycott video, where he demands an apology instead of giving one, along with his theories about how a store for children conspired against him.

 

[Aldora]

Doopie has truly come for CWC.

One step closer to Vanessa Hudgens.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Keeping my fingers crossed he gets banned from another store/business. Ideally in a way that's totally his fault, but Chris absolves himself of any blame and redirects it towards them.

As far as he doesn't get into a big problem again. I don't want to see him in jail, just sperging about it.