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Sho'nuff said:
Of course Chris would know what an Alicorn is. It's half autism half horned horse.
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To be pedantic, alicorn is actually an archaic term for a unicorn horn or the material said horn is made of (said to cure poisons, etc.). So he just asked for a cup of ground bone. At least it might be less likely to kill him that way?
 
TheMockTurtle said:
I'm pretty sure the pun is on the word pride, but equestrians groups aren't called prides so it's stupid. Chris is exceptional.
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Yeah, if he made a "team" pun to reference a group of horses, THEN... it would still be autistic, but at least a real pun.
 
TheMockTurtle said:
I'm pretty sure the pun is on the word pride, but equestrians groups aren't called prides so it's stupid. Chris is exceptional.
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Just what every person dreams about, a prune-faced troglodyte making shity puns and pretending to belong to the same cohort as their 8-year-old daughter.
 
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Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.
 
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flossman said:
Yeah, if he made a "team" pun to reference a group of horses, THEN... it would still be autistic, but at least a real pun.
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It really is a shame Chris doesn't trot on over here and read some of our input. However, it's doubtful that if he ever herd you say this to him that he'd take it to heart. I'm sure he'd struggle to pony up enough intelligence to even comprehend what you're nagging him about. I mean, it's not like he's going to hoof it to the nearest book store and get himself a "Humor For Idiots" book. I can't really feature Chris saddling himself with the humility it would take to improve himself in any way.
 
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Get your stamps, people! For the low price of 500 dollars, you can lick them and stick them!
Remember, it's only available until April, or until Chris decides to list them at a lower price after this month.
Get em' Now! Wow!
Chris can rhyme!

The Dude said:
It really is a shame Chris doesn't trot on over here and read some of our input. However, it's doubtful that if he ever herd you say this to him that he'd take it to heart. I'm sure he'd struggle to pony up enough intelligence to even comprehend what you're nagging him about. I mean, it's not like he's going to hoof it to the nearest book store and get himself a "Humor For Idiots" book.
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He didn't even know what the word opressed means, and we tend to use advanced writing and spelling on this site, despite the fact that everyone believes we're Alt-right, red necks, who are equally as dumb as OPL.
I imagine Chris would have a problem with a speak and say
The cow goes: mooo, the duck goes: quack:sighduck:, the tranny goes: REEEEEEE!!!!!, both Chris and Barb Go: Gibs me More MONIES!
 
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