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Postal Dude said:
Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.
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Starbucks drinks are almost all dairy anyway. I don't think that frappucino even has any coffee in it, which is why they're so popular with the kiddies. Even their espresso drinks have maybe a shot of espresso or two even for a large.

I actually tried to order one of these, since people at work wouldn't stop talking about them, but my local Starbucks was actually out of the flavoring. If it's sweet enough for Chris, I think I'll stick with regular drip coffee that doesn't cost $5.00 a cup and isn't a pastel colored nightmare.
 
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LAM said:
Enjoy it while you can Chris, because it's a limited time offer.

When they're finally gone, we'll be in for another Sonic Boom saga. He'll try to get his brony buddies to organize a boycott of Starbucks, and cry discrimination against unicorns. Then he'll paint blue and pink hair on the mermaid logo, getting him banned from all Starbucks locations in Virginia. And this saga will climax when he maces a barista after screaming "Don't call anybody."
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Anthony Bourdain gives his opinion about this abomination.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...urdain-s-opinion-new-Unicorn-Frappuccino.html

"four things I hate all in one sentence: Starbucks, unicorns, and the colors pink and purple. Also a Frappuccino. It's the perfect nexus of awfulness"

And this is from a guy who's OK with MLP.
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offendatron said:
I think a venti is a Starbucks coffee size, and I think an alicorn is a horse abomination with wings and a horn.
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m0rnutz said:
Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.
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I thank you.

There really are no words to describe how extra and dumb Chris can be. I'm sure I've seen actual ponies order coffee without so much confusion.
 
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m0rnutz said:
Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.
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I am glad you explained it, I was beginning to think I was a thick cunt for not understanding.
 
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ModeloEspecial said:
Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too
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Maybe if he draws a 10-volume comic where his self-insert kills his half-brother in cruel and unusual ways.
 
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ModeloEspecial said:
Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too
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That would be funny if true, but sadly Cole launched his Patreon on the 1st of April and Chris didn't sell the totem until the 7th of April.
 
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m0rnutz said:
Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.
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Of course Chris would know what an Alicorn is. It's half autism half horned horse.
 
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ModeloEspecial said:
Cole is copying Chris on purpose. He sees his brother made a thousand dollars off slow-in-the-minds, and now he thinks the same idiots will throw him some dollars too
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He would actually make some money if he allowed himself to be interviewed about his childhood and his family,unfortunately that would mean all of his hipster friends finding out he is really a redneck from Bumfuck Virginia and his whole sophisticated lifestyle is a lie.
 
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