Subconcious Offense
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We all know it's really because he got $1500 richer that she isn't "make fun anymore."
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 30, 2014
FYI, Voldemort used to keep himself alive by drinking unicorn's blood. It has life-giving properties, but it forever curses anyone who drinks it.
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Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:
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This coming from a manchild who goes on a jihad over the color of a cartoon hedgehog's arms.
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That second post is what makes people remove all sympathy from Chris.
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I love how Chris who refuses to get a job is scolding others for hating theirs.
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"GIVE ME.." thats rather rude Chris, not even a please? Nice empathy.
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Imagine making unicorn frappacinos all day for narcissistic millennials and autists like Chris.
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"Sorry, I got carried away with my empathy"
Maybe the sugar high from his liquid sugar is wearing off and he's just
Subconcious Offense
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I tried that unicorn drink by the way.
It's just liquid sour candy.
There wasn't even any coffee.
It's just liquid sour candy.
There wasn't even any coffee.
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It is indeed a case of Chris trying to sound British. CWC fancies himself a classy British Sailor Neptune lookalike who is a descendant of royalty. Even though he also uses "y'all."
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I think the amount of Hurtful Truth Level comments on his Facebook recently has made Chris realise that certain excuses no longer work with people: stress, anxiety and hippopotamus weights. So he has a new one, dementia.
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No wonder douchey manchild hipsters who browse shit like buzzfeed like it...
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Oh, Chris always has some excuse, even if it's a dumb one. It's part of the reason he's so entertaining. Half the fun of watching Chris say things is him lying, and the other half is watching him try to cover up his lies.
Dementia might be his newest crutch, since autism stopped working a while back... but I think he'll hang on to the "sick mother" crutch a little while longer.
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Now imagine drinking a venti 20 ounce of it like Chris did.
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It's really the perfect Tumblr drink.
It's childish, brightly colored, and basically liquid diabetes.
(Lol! Unicorns and butts! So radnum!)
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Considering that Chris is a permanently unemployed, anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman, whose Google search shows a sex doll-humping gif and his bare behind sitting on an $9 cake, he should really think twice before bad mouthing hard working, over worked and probably minimum wage earning, employed workers.
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That would require him to at the very least have basic knowledge of what empathy is and as we all know, Chris doesn't even grasp the concept of empathy - it always ties back to him and his problems.
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Ugh, this Unicorn Fap joke is getting on my nerves, but it's better than his initial solicitation, which was--"do baristas have vaginas, and if so, can I see yours?".
I'm still recovering from laughing my ass off from Chris' photo with the drink itself, which is probably the most feminine thing in the photograph. How in the hell can Chris actually think that his even shorter hair in the front looks feminine or stylish? All it does is accentuate his face hair in the back.
Just when you think Chris can't get uglier, stupider, or manly-looking, he surprises everyone.