Containment Random Chris Updates

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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because people totally wouldn't be grossed out by a fat sped barista licking his pink stained fingers as he drones on about my little pony

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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It's amazing how Chris is telling people, who have a job, that part of their job that they hate is no big deal

 

[InTheSidePocket]

do you think they had a big enough straw?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris using his non-existent clout to insult people, who are overworked and underpaid is offensive. Chris acts like just because he brought this foul tasting libation that he was actually included in something when he drove god knows how many miles out of his way to waste 6-10 dollars on clickbait that was available to the unwashed masses. It's not like Chris was invited to a private showing of ballgowns at Dior where the servers complained about bad tips.

 

[Aldora]

Chris using his non-existent clout to insult people, who are overworked and underpaid is offensive. Chris acts like just because he brought this foul tasting libation that he was actually included in something when he drove god knows how many miles out of his way to waste 6-10 dollars on clickbait that was available to the unwashed masses. It's not like Chris was invited to a private showing of ballgowns at Dior where the servers complained about bad tips.

But he has dementia, cut him some slack

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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How the fuck did he put Starbucks with My Little Pony. How.

Lol @ "do I complain"

 

[Trilby]

It's amazing how Chris is telling people, who have a job, that part of their job that they hate is no big deal

I'm sure he likes to think everyone with a job has a lot of cash leftover that could be going into his fat wallet!

How the fuck did he put Starbucks with My Little Pony. How.

:autism:

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I just don't understand what 'venti alicorn' means.

 

[offendatron]

I just don't understand what 'venti alicorn' means.

I think a venti is a Starbucks coffee size, and I think an alicorn is a horse abomination with wings and a horn.

 

[m0rnutz]

I just don't understand what 'venti alicorn' means.

Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.

 

[Hellfire]

Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.

But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.

According to his account he held up a picture of this when ordering, "made himself look exceptional" is pretty much confirmed.

 

[m0rnutz]

One of these days I'm asking McDonalds to whip me up a Sonichu....

 

[Subconcious Offense]

One of these days I'm asking McDonalds to whip me up a Sonichu....

I can't believe McD hasn't banned him yet.

 

[Holliday Special]

I can't believe McD hasn't banned him yet.

He's their best customer. Maybe even Chris isn't stupid enough to mess with a good 60% of his diet.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CaptainDong]

I'm sorry, but these things look disgusting.

 

[Postal Dude]

Image is broken. Never mind.
On another note, when did Starbucks sell this? And why? That shit should be branded as a public health hazard.

 

[IV 445]

Image is broken. Never mind.
On another note, when did Starbucks sell this? And why? That shit should be branded as a public health hazard.

Not that Chris' need the caffeine but it's a frappachino without any coffee. Hello?

 

[Postal Dude]

Not that Chris' need the caffeine but it's a frappachino without any coffee. Hello?

Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.

Even Katy Perry was complaining that this drink tasted awful. I bet Chris can't distinguish between the nuances of flavors or his gustatory cortex is shot to hell.