Containment Random Chris Updates

It really is a shame Chris doesn't trot on over here and read some of our input.
People have sent him advice we talk about here. He views it as a "hurtful truth" and doesn't want to hear it.

Chris told Kacey's father he would rather has his ass kissed (and lied to) than to be told a hurtful truth. For example, Chris would rather be told his problems aren't his fault than to be told how to fix the problems.
 
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Im surprised there isn't a subliminal message video for this that he can watch.

He's watched one for making his penis bigger, making it turn into a clit, making a vagina, getting bigger boobs, making more money, one about eye contact, five about finding love, and one about losing autism... but ending a sweat problem apparently won't be solved by YouTube videos.
 
Im surprised there isn't a subliminal message video for this that he can watch.

He's watched one for making his penis bigger, making it turn into a clit, making a vagina, getting bigger boobs, making more money, one about eye contact, five about finding love, and one about losing autism... but ending a sweat problem apparently won't be solved by YouTube videos.
That's pretty much what he's asking for in this post.
 
LOL, he's basically taking to social media and asking people to solve his unsolvable problems because he's too lazy to put on deodorant and bathe regularly.

I guess he's off Axe since that's for men, but most of the women's antiperspirants don't have an obnoxious smell to them.


He should have tagged Doopie

"Hey der Doopie, how do you keep yer taint from stinkin?"
 
I guess he's off Axe since that's for men, but most of the women's antiperspirants don't have an obnoxious smell to them.
They also don't squelch the smell of male pits or ass.

I guess he's off Axe since that's for men, but most of the women's antiperspirants don't have an obnoxious smell to them.




"Hey der Doopie, how do you keep yer taint from stinkin?"
"I tried to cut da dang thing out, but it still smells like a family of raccoons crawled up inside me and died"
They make an Axe for women, though.
Keywords: FOR WOMEN!
 
People have sent him advice we talk about here. He views it as a "hurtful truth" and doesn't want to hear it.

Chris told Kacey's father he would rather has his ass kissed (and lied to) than to be told a hurtful truth. For example, Chris would rather be told his problems aren't his fault than to be told how to fix the problems.

All those horse puns, and you missed them. (:_(
 
People have sent him advice we talk about here. He views it as a "hurtful truth" and doesn't want to hear it.

Chris told Kacey's father he would rather has his ass kissed (and lied to) than to be told a hurtful truth. For example, Chris would rather be told his problems aren't his fault than to be told how to fix the problems.
A dick, really.

It's called being fat Chris, get used to it!
 
They make an Axe for women, though.
Well, we all remember how literal Chris took the "Men will get all the women," tagline and went on a crusade to stop gay men from using the product.
Maybe the thinks the same applies here, that only straight women are permitted to use it and is planning to write the company a request to make a lesbian brand.
 
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