Containment Random Chris Updates

[ES 148]

Of course Chris would know what an Alicorn is. It's half autism half horned horse.

To be pedantic, alicorn is actually an archaic term for a unicorn horn or the material said horn is made of (said to cure poisons, etc.). So he just asked for a cup of ground bone. At least it might be less likely to kill him that way?

 

[Keine]

Chris commented on a news story about the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks, on how some of its baristas hate making it:

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I really hope he gets banned from Starbucks.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I really hope he gets banned from Starbucks.

Maybe the next time he goes in dressed in pony garb.

 

[Trilby]

Ponies don't have fingers.

I'm sure some don't even notice that!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I'm sure some don't even notice that!

Bronies or normies? Specify.

 

[Trilby]

Bronies or normies? Specify.

I would think Bronies myself.

EDIT: Of course Chris could be thinking of the Equestria Girls counterparts here.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

EDIT: Of course Chris could be thinking of the Equestria Girls counterparts here.

It sickens me but I think that's what he meant too.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It sickens me but I think that's what he meant too.

Yup, 3-13:horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant:

 

[TheMockTurtle]

What puns? Chris, you didn't make any puns. None, at least, that non-autists understand.

I'm pretty sure the pun is on the word pride, but equestrians groups aren't called prides so it's stupid. Chris is retarded.

 

[ON 190]

I'm pretty sure the pun is on the word pride, but equestrians groups aren't called prides so it's stupid. Chris is exceptional.

Yeah, if he made a "team" pun to reference a group of horses, THEN... it would still be autistic, but at least a real pun.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm pretty sure the pun is on the word pride, but equestrians groups aren't called prides so it's stupid. Chris is exceptional.

Just what every person dreams about, a prune-faced troglodyte making shity puns and pretending to belong to the same cohort as their 8-year-old daughter.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.

I wonder if he's spraypainting his hair too. It will save him some money.

 

[Wraith]

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Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.

It's been what, nine years for me watching this retarded Venus Love-trap, and it's still impossible for him to understand the concept of "do unto others as you wish them to do onto you."

 

[Trilby]

It's been what, nine years for me watching this exceptional Venus Love-trap, and it's still impossible for him to understand the concept of "do unto others as you wish them to do onto you."

Good one, especially the "exceptional Venus Love-trap" bit!

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

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Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.

It's just a waste of time to vandalize Trump's star. So many people have done it and it will just keep getting cleaned/replaced. Lmfao

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, if he made a "team" pun to reference a group of horses, THEN... it would still be autistic, but at least a real pun.

It really is a shame Chris doesn't trot on over here and read some of our input. However, it's doubtful that if he ever herd you say this to him that he'd take it to heart. I'm sure he'd struggle to pony up enough intelligence to even comprehend what you're nagging him about. I mean, it's not like he's going to hoof it to the nearest book store and get himself a "Humor For Idiots" book. I can't really feature Chris saddling himself with the humility it would take to improve himself in any way.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Get your stamps, people! For the low price of 500 dollars, you can lick them and stick them!
Remember, it's only available until April, or until Chris decides to list them at a lower price after this month.
Get em' Now! Wow!
Chris can rhyme!

It really is a shame Chris doesn't trot on over here and read some of our input. However, it's doubtful that if he ever herd you say this to him that he'd take it to heart. I'm sure he'd struggle to pony up enough intelligence to even comprehend what you're nagging him about. I mean, it's not like he's going to hoof it to the nearest book store and get himself a "Humor For Idiots" book.

He didn't even know what the word opressed means, and we tend to use advanced writing and spelling on this site, despite the fact that everyone believes we're Alt-right, red necks, who are equally as dumb as OPL.
I imagine Chris would have a problem with a speak and say
The cow goes: mooo, the duck goes: quack, the tranny goes: REEEEEEE!!!!!, both Chris and Barb Go: Gibs me More MONIES!

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Get em' Now! Wow

Wow!

 

[MarineN*423543]

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Nice bit of advice from a guy who got banned from Walmart for vandalizing an X-Box sign.

He is an expert in painting other people's property after all