Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ted_Breakfast said:
Chris's overuse of that blushing emoji is gross in a very primal way, like a mandrill ass.
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He does that because "its what girls do". He has 0 ideas about what the opposite sex is like other than what his limited scope and the media showed him what girls like and do. I hate to see him encounter a girl who is butch who proves him otherwise.
 
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DJAndyMD said:
He does that because "its what girls do". He has 0 ideas about what the opposite sex is like other than what his limited scope and the media showed him what girls like and do. I hate to see him encounter a girl who is butch who proves him otherwise.
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It's also because in that little peanut Brain of his, he still sees himself as a young flirty teenager and not some gross balding nearly 40 fatass. It's like a pathetic hybrid of Homer Simpson, Steve busschemi's "Howdy do fellow kids" guy, and Harvey wienstien given his old perveyness that's thankfully been zapped by titty Skittles
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
It's also because in that little peanut Brain of his, he still sees himself as a young flirty teenager and not some gross balding nearly 40 fatass. It's like a pathetic hybrid of Homer Simpson, Steve busschemi's "Howdy do fellow kids" guy, and Harvey wienstien given his old perveyness that's thankfully been zapped by titty Skittles
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God, I just imagined him trying to hang out with random girls he sees at the mall. Shit, if he wasn't so preoccupied with the merge and wasn't married to his imaginary friends, I wouldn't be surprised if he did that.
 
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Chris requested a fanfic of an orgy between chris and others.
He doesn't like Thanos's big purple dick, I guess

Rei Ryghts, she's not worth jacking off according to his criteria
 

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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think it's pretty funny because if these things were real, they'd probably reject him. It's probably why he doesn't overtly go after humans anymore.
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Oh, for sure. No sapient being that's even remotely in their right mind, in any dimension or reality, would ever enter willingly into a loving relationship with Chris. Not even his hedgehog abominations. He has nothing to offer anyone. So unless they were being blackmailed or were enslaved, or forced into it some other way, every one of them would run far, far away from Chris. That's arguably Chris' biggest delusion.

AnOminous said:
The Idea Tards sure did a number on him but they couldn't have if he hadn't been willing to go along with it.
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I agree. That's why I just can't feel pity for Chris. For the most part he only has himself to blame for his situation. It was his shitty life choices, laziness, willful ignorance, stubbornness, and forcing anyone away who doesn't kiss his ass and humor his delusional crap that brought him to his current situation. Was what the Idea Fags did to Chris shitty and cruel? Yes. But it was Chris who chose to ignore reality for comforting lies.
 
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