Containment Random Chris Updates

[Naamaleipuri]

How come Chris spells in common British English when it comes to words like "Colour, neighbour and favourite" (but never labour, Chris doesn't know anything about labour) but he says he isn't a "Pedofork" and not a "Paedofork"?

He wants to sound sophisticated, but that's one of the only actual British pronunciation he knows.

I really love how he keeps commenting on SNT's twitter while the girl herself is just laughing how pathetic Chris is.

 

[Eugene90]

He wants to sound sophisticated, but that's one of the only actual British pronunciation he knows.

I really love how he keeps commenting on SNT's twitter while the girl herself is just laughing how pathetic Chris is.

It just goes to show how little Chris understand in interaction, to his simplistic mind -- being British means girls would be more sexually attracted because of how 'refined and eloquent' they sound.

Also, wait, did SNT really chuckled at Chris' attempts?

If so, I would love to see this myself.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Also, wait, did SNT really chuckled at Chris' attempts?

If so, I would love to see this myself.

So far, she never responded back to Chris. This is definitely for the better when you consider Megan, Heather, and Doopie.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I find it hysterical that this Pegasister’s podcast has all of the comments directed at, replying to, or about Chris in some way. It’s even by far the most “viewed” podcast yet with a whopping 230+ views (earlier podcasts barely break the 100s)

Chris is really sniffing around every corner of the web to find any in with his Pegasisters of choice. Even I Love Kimpossible’s sizable fan base isn’t bothering themselves with this waste of time.

Also, this comment got me to chuckle

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can see it lasting as much as 48 hours in practice. Once the wien in question experiences the constant sperging, whining, singing, and babbling with a constant background of bing-bing-wahoo and notices how quickly their place gets eaten up with trash and grimy plastic toys, that person after two days without sleep is going to dump Chris and all his shit out in the yard and set the whole mess ablaze.

It's one thing for Chris' enablers/orbiters to support him from the comfort of their own homes, it's entirely different if they support Chris when he's in their home. I can't wait when Chris starts to live with someone other than Barb.

 

[Eugene90]

It's one thing for Chris' enablers/orbiters to support him from the comfort of their own homes, it's entirely different if they support Chris when he's in their home. I can't wait when Chris starts to live with someone other than Barb.

That would be one nasty, nasty can of worms to open for anybody thinking it's fun enabling a super autistic manchild that's beyond all psychiatric help.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That would be one nasty, nasty can of worms to open for anybody thinking it's fun enabling a super autistic manchild that's beyond all psychiatric help.

Especially with the kinds of people that have cameras in their home running 24/7. Having Chris around, those people would probably make their own reality show, prodding Chris for LULZ.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris lives in a mostly-red state. While Charlottesville is fairly Left-leaning these days, Chris lives out in a fairly rural area with hard-working white conservative neighbors. Most of those people aren't going to want to take in someone they'll see as a lazy, shiftless freeloader with bad hygiene. And that doesn't even factor in Chris being a tranny in Bible Country.

Even in Bible Country he managed to find a church that's SLGBTQ-friendly.
Finding one OK with his claiming to be a deity (and as such, literally unable to worship his co-worker Jesus) is probably harder.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

He wants to sound sophisticated, but that's one of the only actual British pronunciation he knows.

I really love how he keeps commenting on SNT's twitter while the girl herself is just laughing how pathetic Chris is.

Too bad he was such a douche to that English “Sonichuizcool” chick. I’ll bet she writes “colour” and all his other favourite words.

 

[Tikbalang]

By the time he's evicted, this forum will turn into Where's Chris? scavenger hunt
at the end of the hunt, it'll take place in Manhattan Bridge where you'll see his bag full of mlp toys and a nintendo switch

 

[Glowie]

The way chirs drinks expensive bottled water in a reuseable cup (why not use tap?) with crystals which he believes grant him sexual powers sums up his current state perfectly

Sexual powers? Sing smash mouth's hit song more accurately while fapping?

It's likely that plumbing in Chris' shithole of a house has running water mixture of rust and sewage.

 

[The Dude]

In that case, then Chris is very likely gonna fade away for good when Barb finally croaks from sickness of old.

But honestly, the only possible person I can imagine of ever wanting to take him in is Sockness, but from what I've seen so far it doesn't seem like Chris wants anything to do with that psychopath either so honestly, all it takes is just another gigantic moron to take him in out of naive pity/compassion or just want to score some internet points off Chris' notoriety, like you said.

I could possibly see Chris entertaining the thought of living with Sockness, but he would demand Jacob move out to Virginia and find them a place there instead of Chris moving out to California to live with him.

Wow there's so much to unpack with this latest batch of bs it's the perfect blend of new Chris with his merge whining, ego tripping and self pity, and old Chris with him coming off as thirsty, self absorbed, and an all around jerk... The irony forever lost on him. As @The Dude said, I wait on baited breath for the day Chris is told to vacate the house and when he refuses the sheriff's taser helps him "zap to the extreme," like he's always wanted.

They might even decide to go old school and break out the collapsible batons or tonk Chris with an old 6 D-Cell Maglite as a way of venting their frustrations of having to deal with the Chandlers' bullshit (especially Chris) for four decades. The Chandlers are "that family" in their community, after all, and I'm sure their local law enforcement are fed up with dealing with them..

I can see it lasting as much as 48 hours in practice. Once the wien in question experiences the constant sperging, whining, singing, and babbling with a constant background of bing-bing-wahoo and notices how quickly their place gets eaten up with trash and grimy plastic toys, that person after two days without sleep is going to dump Chris and all his shit out in the yard and set the whole mess ablaze.

Absolutely. Even if Chris could find someone to take him in, it would be extremely short-lived. I just can't feature some happy ending for Chris where some kind soul gives him a place to live for the rest of his life.

I still think Barb is at fault.

It's mostly Barb's fault, but Chris is the one who chose to ignore his mother's inevitable demise or try to secure some kind of comfortable future for himself.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Make the shithole into a museum, or even better, a ranch for wayward autistic gamer teens to live in to scare them out if the addiction.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Make the shithole into a museum, or even better, a ranch for wayward autistic gamer teens to live in to scare them out if the addiction.

So basically an incredibly autistic version of Wayne Manor at the end of TDKR.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I doubt he will bring up his Autism or use "Jerkop", but I do imagine there will be lots of panicked stammering, cries of "No!", and things like that. Chris does not handle emotionally charged highly stressful situations well. See: "Hedgehog Defenseive Position". I don't imagine he will be very articulate or coherent when it happens. It might just overwhelm his little tard noodle and he might try to assault the deputies.

The one thing I almost feel sorry for Chris on is the fact that Barb completely fucked him over by putting 14BC on a reverse mortgage so she could buy more worthless Goodwill shit. By doing that she guaranteed her son will lose the house he grew up in and be homeless once the bank forecloses on it. Of course, instead of planning for his future and doing what he can to try to keep the house, Chris has instead done everything within his power to disregard the inevitable and has squandered every last available dollar on video games, kiddie toys, and pony shit. He's going to be really upset when he discovers he won't be able to bring it all in the van he'll be living in.



I don't remember him crying in a classroom. The way I recall it happening was he shuffled up to the podium, took his diploma without making eye contact or shaking hands with the principal, then bolted off the stage crying, either to his parents or out into the hall. Either way, it really made poor old Bob feel deeply embarrassed and ashamed of his son's childish behavior.

Chris claims he was upset that he didn't get special acknowledgments for his art and whatever else he felt he was good at, but I think it was a compounding day for him. First we know he dreaded graduation because he liked being in school where people tolerated him and he got to fiddle around all day. He had a group of galpals and he probably believed he was somewhat well liked. All of that was going to come crashing down without much fanfare.

Maybe he thought it would be like a 90s teen comedy where all his friends would have a big house party and he'd lose his virginity. Then they'd all make a pact to stay friends forever. Graduating is just a day you go to the civic center and wait to get a piece of paper and handshake and just like that 13 years or so of daily school work is over. Chris hates change that he isn't coddled through, in fact he was probably constantly being asked what his plans after school were. Bob probably told him after that day he HAD to go to college, get a job, and pay rent. Probably telling him the free ride was over. Barb telling him he's about to get a lot more responsibility and he couldn't watch cartoons all day anymore.

So while I am sure not getting some awards pushed him to cry, I think he had a build up of emotion that came out as him being a shit on stage and being found crying on the bleachers.

 

[Eugene90]

Chris projecting his own stupidity with more "Mama" bullcrap. Also the word "donating" and "Chris" would never make sense together.

Also Chris is so far off with his own Sonichu self-possession that he can't even do basic grammar.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris claims he was upset that he didn't get special acknowledgments for his art and whatever else he felt he was good at, but I think it was a compounding day for him. First we know he dreaded graduation because he liked being in school where people tolerated him and he got to fiddle around all day. He had a group of galpals and he probably believed he was somewhat well liked. All of that was going to come crashing down without much fanfare.

Maybe he thought it would be like a 90s teen comedy where all his friends would have a big house party and he'd lose his virginity. Then they'd all make a pact to stay friends forever. Graduating is just a day you go to the civic center and wait to get a piece of paper and handshake and just like that 13 years or so of daily school work is over. Chris hates change that he isn't coddled through, in fact he was probably constantly being asked what his plans after school were. Bob probably told him after that day he HAD to go to college, get a job, and pay rent. Probably telling him the free ride was over. Barb telling him he's about to get a lot more responsibility and he couldn't watch cartoons all day anymore.

So while I am sure not getting some awards pushed him to cry, I think he had a build up of emotion that came out as him being a shit on stage and being found crying on the bleachers.

ik the chandlers did take some of the tugboat from Chris for rent but I don't know if they flat out demanded do one of those things if he wanted to keep living at 14 brancland. Maybe at first but it soon became obvious with the attraction signs, the love quest, and the webcomics that barb and Bob knew they were stuck with a manbaby incapable of doing anything and only slightly better than a screaming tard who can't speak and only slams holes in the wall.

Earning the tugboat may have just barely saved Chris from being either kicked out of the house or sent to a tard home.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris claims he was upset that he didn't get special acknowledgments for his art and whatever else he felt he was good at, but I think it was a compounding day for him. First we know he dreaded graduation because he liked being in school where people tolerated him and he got to fiddle around all day. He had a group of galpals and he probably believed he was somewhat well liked. All of that was going to come crashing down without much fanfare.

Maybe he thought it would be like a 90s teen comedy where all his friends would have a big house party and he'd lose his virginity. Then they'd all make a pact to stay friends forever. Graduating is just a day you go to the civic center and wait to get a piece of paper and handshake and just like that 13 years or so of daily school work is over. Chris hates change that he isn't coddled through, in fact he was probably constantly being asked what his plans after school were. Bob probably told him after that day he HAD to go to college, get a job, and pay rent. Probably telling him the free ride was over. Barb telling him he's about to get a lot more responsibility and he couldn't watch cartoons all day anymore.

So while I am sure not getting some awards pushed him to cry, I think he had a build up of emotion that came out as him being a shit on stage and being found crying on the bleachers.

In short: he doesn't want to grow up, even to this day.

 

[Eugene90]

In short: he doesn't want to grow up, even to this day.

To Chris , growing up is the equivalent of letting go of fantasies and escapism and embracing pain of reality, which is why Chris refuse to do it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

ik the chandlers did take some of the tugboat from Chris for rent but I don't know if they flat out demanded do one of those things if he wanted to keep living at 14 brancland. Maybe at first but it soon became obvious with the attraction signs, the love quest, and the webcomics that barb and Bob knew they were stuck with a manbaby incapable of doing anything and only slightly better than a screaming tard who can't speak and only slams holes in the wall.

Earning the tugboat may have just barely saved Chris from being either kicked out of the house or sent to a tard home.

Bob did garnish a portion of the tugboat for bills and other stuff. I'd imagine he figured Chris would just blow it on toys, so he wanted to recoup some of it.