Containment Random Chris Updates

[ZehnBoat]

Hitler was like the father Chris never had, don't you realize?

if only hitler was alive so he could lift that video game store ban and kill that evil jewish snyder guy!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Golly, he sure has been posting about Transformers a lot lately.

Because Autistic weens keep bailing him out of crap to buy more and fixate on them. With all the money Chris was getting for being an utter failure at everything, you would think he was part of the American Auto Industry.

Chris' humor is tragic but trapped by his perpetual, circular logic, he probably thinks he will being on tour any minute now with famous female comedians.

if only hitler was alive so he could lift that video game store ban and kill that evil jewishsnyder guy!

I am flabbergasted that no one has made jokes about what Hitler did to effeminate men and the developmentally delayed of his own race and religious background.

 

[Kartoffel]

I doesn't make any sense to me either. I'm not a native speaker of German but I've been to Germany a few times on holiday and I know enough of the language to know that ein/eine is a/an/one.

Yeah, that's right. If you want to be even more specific, the way it ends implies that it belongs to a word that's either using the first case (Nominativ) and either Maskulinum or Neutrum , or a neutrum one in the fourth case (Akkusaktiv).

Spoiler: Some more German grammar sperging...

In German each word has a inherent gender. Maskulinum is male, Neutrum is neutral, Femininum is femal. Depending on the gender the endings of all articles and adjectives change differently depending on the case.

Also the pronunciation of "auto" is different in English than it is in German. In English it's closer to "ot-o", however in German it's closer to "ow-toe". Yet another reason why Chris' joke fails.

Depends on the point of view; in German we speak both words the second way. And it makes sense: "Auto" is a very German word; the first car ever was called an "Automobil" which was then shortened to Auto. But even today it wouldn't be too wrong to use the long word if you want to mix things up - you'd just sound kind of spergy archaic.

I have a really, really funny feeling that the whole "spitting in Hitler's face" is a reference to Spike Jones' "Der Fuehrer's Face" and the Disney cartoon with the same name.

Spoiler: Slightly autistic over-analysis.

We know Chris has seen the cartoon, and has made reference to the song9 in other videos. The song itself requires for the use of a raspberry (the noise, not the fruit) after each "Heil!" in the song, implying the singer is blowing a raspberry in Hitler's face. Since Chris has a really shit grasp on history, we can only assume he saw "Der Furher's Face", listened to the song, and didn't understand the satirical and propaganda elements and actually believed that's how the Nazis and other Axis powers acted (i.e. greeting their superiors with a "Heil!" and a raspberry in the face).

I could be wrong but that's my take on it.

Interesting thanks for the explanation.

Still his pun is atrocious. If he wants to make a punny German Autobot he could take something like "Autoboot" (boat) or "Autobottich" (tub).

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty much everything Chris'tard knows about WW II is contained in an old Spike Jones song called "Der Fuehrer's Face."

We actually already know everything Chris knows about WW II because he wrote about it in high school.

A wandering, factually inaccurate essay purported to be about Japan and the United States in World War II, which Chris sagaciously describes as "a very tragic event with guns,insults, and... yuck!". Most of the content is directly cited from other works, several of which are actually about World War I. What little content Chris came up with himself is highly subjective, informally and terribly written (the final draft begins with "this essay is about") and frequently racist. The thesis, if it can so be called, is extremely vague. There is an outline and two drafts of the essay. What mark he received for it can only be guessed at.

Of note is that despite this essay being for his English class, and being corrected on it in the rough draft, Chris wrote parts of the headings in Spanish, including writing his name asRicardo, on the final draft.

And some people think we should mock trashraider!

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

The depths of his ineptitude know no bounds. It must be a nightmare spending any amount of time with him when every topic turns into his nostalgia. Also Hitler's probably somewhat happy he didn't live to see this Transformers scenario play out. History would remember the Nazis as "that time shit got weird."

 

[Jerkologist]

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Chris has a promising new career as a revisionist historian. What if Chris had directed Inglourious Basterds?

 

[Krispenwah]

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[cruderudedude]

Golly, he sure has been posting about Transformers a lot lately.

He is self described "fascinated" with them

 

[Dain Bramage]

We actually already know everything Chris knows about WW II because he wrote about it in high school.

In other words, this:

and

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris has a promising new career as a revisionist historian. What if Chris had directed Inglourious Basterds?

I'd love to see Chris direct a movie (as long as he had people forcing him to reign it in)

 

[IV 445]

I'd love to see Chris direct a movie (as long as he had people forcing him to reign it in)

He'd just hit on the actresses and follow them to their trailers

 

[Jack Awful]

He'd just hit on the actresses and follow them to their trailers

I just want to see the resulting cluster fuck.
Like what if he directed the next Avengers sequel?
Or better yet, the next Transformers.

 

[Jerkologist]

I just want to see the resulting cluster fuck.
Like what if he directed the next Avengers sequel?
Or better yet, the next Transformers.

"MLP: Friendship is Magic Presents: D Cups, Laddie Cups, Enjoy 'Em" A film by Christine Chandler, produced by Marvin Pickleman, PGA

 

[IV 445]

I just want to see the resulting cluster fuck.
Like what if he directed the next Avengers sequel?
Or better yet, the next Transformers.

Then @bearycool would squeal with joy

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Depends on the point of view; in German we speak both words the second way. And it makes sense: "Auto" is a very German word; the first car ever was called an "Automobil" which was then shortened to Auto. But even today it wouldn't be too wrong to use the long word if you want to mix things up - you'd just sound kind of spergy archaic.

The few native Germans speakers I have listened to talk about cars and shit pronounce it as ow-toe, pretty much.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

it makes sense if you realize that to chris all bad feeling are equal.

I'd love to ask him how he thinks his own suffering compares to that of the Jewish people living under the Nazi regime.

I just want to see the resulting cluster fuck.
Like what if he directed the next Avengers sequel?
Or better yet, the next Transformers.

As Chris explained, Optimus Prime is a symbol of manliness, so he'd never work with a tranny.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

An autistic tranny like Chris would have been gassed in short order.

yep, if chris wished hitler was still alive, he would be among the thousands of "deviants" placed into extermination camps if not sterilized beforehand.

I must admit this is post and a few previous ones are really hard to decipher for me. This is probably the first post that has helped me understand what a "word salad" really is

 

[Clintonberg]

What Chistina doesn't realize is that he's a big unfunny transformers joke personified.

 

[Kartoffel]

yep, if chris wished hitler was still alive, he would be among the thousands of "deviants" placed into extermination camps if not sterilized beforehand.

The Chris of now definitely, I don't think his atsimu is strong enough to warrant an extermination, because he could in theory live almost autonomous if society would force him to, but his tranny way of life would definitly fall under the category "entartet" and earn him a cozy place in a camp.

Classic-Chris would be a tiny bit more safe but probably end as cannon fodder.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I can't tell if Chris thinks that Transformers actually exist in the real world, or if he thinks that Hitler is a fictional character. Probably both.

Hitler is so overused in the media (Both in fiction or just comparing other people to him) he might as well just be called "Generic villain man".

I guess he thought Autobahn original name was Autismbahn.

We sperg sperg sperg on the Autismbahn (AKA the Kiwifarms ).