Containment Random Chris Updates

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Jasonfan89 said:
And Chris based that little tidbit soley on the fact that bronycon was held in Maryland. Sock head on the other hand wants anything and everything to be as close to home as possible including Chris
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Judging from the FiM Timeline vid, he tried to compress as much knowledge about the show in the quickest amount of time possible so he’ll be able to role-play more effectively. C’mon Jake, if you truly loved Chris, you’d watch every season of MLP and take meticulous notes on every single plot point!
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Judging from the FiM Timeline vid, he tried to compress as much knowledge about the show in the quickest amount of time possible so he’ll be able to role-play more effectively. C’mon Jake, if you truly loved Chris, you’d watch every season of MLP and take meticulous notes on every single plot point!
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Yeah, but not even Chris does that.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Judging from the FiM Timeline vid, he tried to compress as much knowledge about the show in the quickest amount of time possible so he’ll be able to role-play more effectively. C’mon Jake, if you truly loved Chris, you’d watch every season of MLP and take meticulous notes on every single plot point!
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He's a fucking amateur, like a dumb kid reading Cliff's Notes to barely pass remedial English.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
There's a horrifying thought. Chris getting so delusional he tries to go back to highschool.
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I think a few years ago there was a case if a guy well over high school age trying to sneak in and spend a day as a student there. He looked a lot younger than he really was and actually managed to blend in a bit but because nobody had records of a student using his name on record they called the cops and he was hauled off. He said in his defense he only wanted to relive being a teenager one more time. And didn't sexually assault anyone or try to get with underage girls.

Still tried him for tresspassing and endangering minors anyway
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
There's a horrifying thought. Chris getting so delusional he tries to go back to highschool.
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People have dreams where they’re back in high school/college all the time. Like they missed an assignment and have to repeat a grade despite it being years after. I’m surprised Chris doesn’t mention having those kinds of experiences; He’d take it as a divine sign that he’s slowly de-aging and to complete the process he must regress back to his old habits by acting as though he still attends MHS.

I have this sinking feeling that when Chris finally turns 40 he’s gonna deny it completely and claim he’s actually 16 due to the temporal interference from the merge.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
People have dreams where they’re back in high school/college all the time. Like they missed an assignment and have to repeat a grade despite it being years after. I’m surprised Chris doesn’t mention having those kinds of experiences; He’d take it as a divine sign that he’s slowly de-aging and to complete the process he must regress back to his old habits by acting as though he still attends MHS.

I have this sinking feeling that when Chris finally turns 40 he’s gonna deny it completely and claim he’s actually 16 due to the temporal interference from the merge.
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He's going to start listening to Sean Mendez, and he will ask the quarterback of the local HS to attend a sock hop with him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I bet the Maryland in Chris' dimension are underfunded crapholes too. Those ponies are probably going on their fourth kid from a black stallion named Jamal Oates.
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The only Maryland Chris knows is the convention center when bc was a thing aka almost no black people at all... Or at least not the usual brand of 40 chugging homies blasting rap from the iPod decks. ..which always struck me as odd, you'd think bronycon goers would be prime targets for muggings seeing all the cash they carry to buy crap from vendor halls
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
The only Maryland Chris knows is the convention center when bc was a thing aka almost no black people at all... Or at least not the usual brand of 40 chugging homies blasting rap from the iPod decks. ..which always struck me as odd, you'd think bronycon goers would be prime targets for muggings seeing all the cash they carry to buy crap from vendor halls
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Even nogs have standards.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
I think a few years ago there was a case if a guy well over high school age trying to sneak in and spend a day as a student there. He looked a lot younger than he really was and actually managed to blend in a bit but because nobody had records of a student using his name on record they called the cops and he was hauled off. He said in his defense he only wanted to relive being a teenager one more time. And didn't sexually assault anyone or try to get with underage girls.

Still tried him for tresspassing and endangering minors anyway
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and also someone trying relive is HS bball career
 
I thought he wasn't a pedo. On the other hand, didn't chris's libido drastically diminish after he trooned out.
 
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