Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

There's a horrifying thought. Chris getting so delusional he tries to go back to highschool.

Honestly I think he should just go do a community college art course or something, they'd probally be a number of young people there who are close enough in age for Chris to pretend he's back in highschool and he might learn something ( ) but mostly it'd be so he can hang out with people in real life and hopefully it'd slow down his decent into madness with the cartoon dimention stuff.

There's the cost but his paypigs seem to just give Chris whatever he asks for eventually anyway so he could just do a fundraiser asking them to cover it.

It's a personal heaven for Chris. He might even think each of them is a sex partner just like those flash games on Newgrounds

I mean he pretty much seemed to think the same for the real world, he was frustrated that he was a virgin with rage and then thought once he declared he was a lesbian he'd be able to have a big porno like slumber party with sexy ladies queuing to get in.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

iirc he can't even get his duck up anymore due to how much pills and shit he's been shoving into his body

Why are y'all still repeating this dumb stereotype. There's more feminine troons who are drowning themselves in more estrogen than Chris who still complain about tucking painful erections. There's troons on hrt who go to prisons and still bang and rape women with their dongs. If he has enough testosterone to loose more hair, then he has enough to get an erection.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Honestly I think he should just go do a community college art course or something, they'd probally be a number of young people there who are close enough in age for Chris to pretend he's back in highschool and he might learn something ( ) but mostly it'd be so he can hang out with people in real life and hopefully it'd slow down his decent into madness with the cartoon dimention stuff.

There's the cost but his paypigs seem to just give Chris whatever he asks for eventually anyway so he could just do a fundraiser asking them to cover it.

I mean he pretty much seemed to think the same for the real world, he was frustrated that he was a virgin with rage and then thought once he declared he was a lesbian he'd be able to have a big porno like slumber party with sexy ladies queuing to get in.

After PVCC, I'd think Chris would be banned from any community college in the area. Not to mention his experience there was so miserable I doubt he'd want to repeat it.

He used to hang out in the VCU library hitting on chicks back in the lovequest days though

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Why are y'all still repeating this dumb stereotype. There's more feminine troons who are drowning themselves in more estrogen than Chris who still complain about tucking painful erections. There's troons on hrt who go to prisons and still bang and rape women with their dongs. If he has enough testosterone to loose more hair, then he has enough to get an erection.

Chris has had low T for years prior to trooning out. Despite his "virgin with rage" status, his duck was so broken (in more ways than one) that he could only mass debate twice a week. Add in the fact that his diet is so garbage he had to take cholesterol medication for old men in his twenties, & that he's well on his way to developing congestive heart failure like Bob (if he hasn't already). & you don't need me to tell you what heart disease does to your dick.

Chris could barely get it up pre-Tomgirl. HRT was just another nail in the coffin.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris could most certainly get it up under the right conditions (Eg. A female hand stroking his area) but he certainly couldn't by himself.

Besides, he lucid dream sexes with Magi Chan, Mewtwo, Silvana all the time.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris has had low T for years prior to trooning out. Despite his "virgin with rage" status, his duck was so broken (in more ways than one) that he could only mass debate twice a week. Add in the fact that his diet is so garbage he had to take cholesterol medication for old men in his twenties, & that he's well on his way to developing congestive heart failure like Bob (if he hasn't already). & you don't need me to tell you what heart disease does to your dick.

Chris could barely get it up pre-Tomgirl. HRT was just another nail in the coffin.

Isn't he also on anxiety meds? Those function as an anaphrodisiac.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Honestly I think he should just go do a community college art course or something, they'd probally be a number of young people there who are close enough in age for Chris to pretend he's back in highschool and he might learn something

It's Chris, he couldn't handle college or the teachers and the criticism. Maybe there would be people
"close" his age there (like 25-35), but it's his mental age we should be taking into account. He's a 40 year old man who thinks he's 20, acts like he's 10 and thinks like an 80 year old man in a retirement home.
And he smells and no one will ever have sex with him and he will die alone and miserable

 

[A Grey Cat]

Why are y'all still repeating this dumb stereotype. There's more feminine troons who are drowning themselves in more estrogen than Chris who still complain about tucking painful erections. There's troons on hrt who go to prisons and still bang and rape women with their dongs. If he has enough testosterone to loose more hair, then he has enough to get an erection.

Because we have video evidence of him barley able to get his soggy sausage hard and it just amounts to pulling taffy.

So maybe it's not the hrt hell I've suggested he doesn't follow it to the later (no surprise there) but more he's old, fat and doesn't take care of himself so his bulbous gut coupled with all the junk he crams into it has killed his sex drive.

Morgan spurlock hinted an impaired fertility was possible just from eating fast food for 30 days imagine what 30 years of the junk will do to your junk"

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Why are y'all still repeating this dumb stereotype. There's more feminine troons who are drowning themselves in more estrogen than Chris who still complain about tucking painful erections. There's troons on hrt who go to prisons and still bang and rape women with their dongs. If he has enough testosterone to loose more hair, then he has enough to get an erection.

Maybe but in addition to the physical deterioration and all the other meds together (blood pressure, cholesterol, anti-anxiety) there is also the mind body connection to be considered. Chris self reports low libido. Even when everything should be fine, I have observed that it doesn't take much to wilt a dude's willy. Phone rings, dog barking, feeling a little tired..... (insert sad trombone noise here)

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris tweeted with just one word and a GIF of wavebands.

 

[SillySherman]

Srsly ? He looked at a school manual and thought to himself "Oh, moar proof for da merge." ?

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris tweeted with just one word and a GIF of wavebands.

The GIF is a sound wave demonstration. He's probably high on something.

Mama likes toys

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The GIF is a sound wave demonstration. He's probably high on something.
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Chris sees toy, vidya, or pony shit.
Chris tweets that he wants it.
Chris begs for money from we.ens
> If we.ens don't give chris money right away, he does a shitty stream doing something that involves no effort.
we.ens give chris money.
Chris buys the thing he wanted.
Chris goes back to posting dumb merge shit until he sees the next thing he really wants.
repeat every few months.

 

[Picklechu]

After PVCC, I'd think Chris would be banned from any community college in the area. Not to mention his experience there was so miserable I doubt he'd want to repeat it.

He used to hang out in the VCU library hitting on chicks back in the lovequest days though

PVCC is the only community college in the area, and as far as I know, he's still banned. The next closest one is 50 miles away. (Also, it was the UVA library; VCU is in Richmond.)

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Chris has had low T for years prior to trooning out. Despite his "virgin with rage" status, his duck was so broken (in more ways than one) that he could only mass debate twice a week. Add in the fact that his diet is so garbage he had to take cholesterol medication for old men in his twenties, & that he's well on his way to developing congestive heart failure like Bob (if he hasn't already). & you don't need me to tell you what heart disease does to your dick.

Chris could barely get it up pre-Tomgirl. HRT was just another nail in the coffin.

Despite one of his lifelong dreams being to father a daughter, everything in Chris's life from his lifestyle, physical deformities, mental illnesses, and even God Himself were all working together to prevent Chris from reproducing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Despite one of his lifelong dreams being to father a daughter, everything in Chris's life from his lifestyle, physical deformities, mental illnesses, and even God Himself were all working together to prevent Chris from reproducing.

There is some justice in the world, I don't usually belive in the social Darwinist ideals of a who should be allowed to have kids and who shouldn't but Chris and the entire tard baby thread is my one exception

 

[Argh My Cigar]

The GIF is a sound wave demonstration. He's probably high on something.
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Chris is surprisingly coherent when it comes to toys and games; this coming from someone who actually spoke to him for a bit. He knows exact dates, which toys came in what series/waves, co-ordinates his trophy/achievement milestones, and is fairly competent at troubleshooting hardware issues (like, analog shit which would be the only kind of tech knowledge he’d have considering Bob tried to teach him about 80s computers at some point. Keyword being tried.)

It’s sad because when it comes to that bullshit he’s pretty OCD about memorizing details. If he had actually been interested, CADD wouldn’t have been that bad of a career path for him since he did spend significant amounts of time in front of the PC messing around with the original Sonichu site. Too bad that he only cares about it when it’s relevant to his imaginary ego-trip fantasy worlds.

 

[GherkinRealness]

If he had actually been interested, CADD wouldn’t have been that bad of a career path for him since he did spend significant amounts of time in front of the PC messing around with the original Sonichu site. Too bad that he only cares about it when it’s relevant to his imaginary ego-trip fantasy worlds.

Interest in a subject doesnt equate to skill. The whole reason people got onboard with the CWCKI is because of the low quality in the work he's so proud of.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Chris is surprisingly coherent when it comes to toys and games; this coming from someone who actually spoke to him for a bit. He knows exact dates, which toys came in what series/waves, co-ordinates his trophy/achievement milestones, and is fairly competent at troubleshooting hardware issues (like, analog shit which would be the only kind of tech knowledge he’d have considering Bob tried to teach him about 80s computers at some point. Keyword being tried.)

It’s sad because when it comes to that bullshit he’s pretty OCD about memorizing details. If he had actually been interested, CADD wouldn’t have been that bad of a career path for him since he did spend significant amounts of time in front of the PC messing around with the original Sonichu site. Too bad that he only cares about it when it’s relevant to his imaginary ego-trip fantasy worlds.

With people as autistic as him it's basically a crapshoot if they get led towards something useful or not. Chris was raised the complete wrong way for someone who has the disabilities he has, so he was basically screwed from the get-go. The fact that he got obsessively and vocally interested in something that was silly was the only thing that made him stand out, compared to the thousands of other people in the same situation who have boring lives lusting after model train sets or gemstones.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

With people as autistic as him it's basically a crapshoot if they get led towards something useful or not. Chris was raised the complete wrong way for someone who has the disabilities he has, so he was basically screwed from the get-go. The fact that he got obsessively and vocally interested in something that was silly was the only thing that made him stand out, compared to the thousands of other people in the same situation who have boring lives lusting after model train sets or gemstones.

Chris kind of has the benefit of the grandfather clause in that he’s the most prominent and widely known internet lolcow; He can get away with it to an extent. There was probably an entire swath of Chris-like individuals around that time and he was the one that made it to the surface like the first sperm that got to the egg.