Containment Random Chris Updates

[Caddchef]

So that means Chris' goal is to kill every woman on earth plus most of the trannies.

 

[GK 090]

Chris might actually believe it

 

[Hyperion]

I wonder if Chris can even define the word sexy? Without shouting "boobies" and then blowing a raspberry of course

 

[Optimus Prime]

So that means Chris' goal is to kill every woman on earth plus most of the trannies.

The real reason why Phil hoards weapons: it's not to defend against Kiwis invading his shithole, it's to win the arms race against Chandler before it even begins.

 

[Hyperion]

The real reason why Phil hoards weapons: it's not to defend against Kiwis invading his shithole, it's to win the arms race against Chandler before it even begins.

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Chris of course has his display from when he was """""""""""employed"""""""""""" by cutco

After all what is a tranny without his knife collection

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Never change, you fat not bitch.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I wonder if Chris can even define the word sexy? Without shouting "boobies" and then blowing a raspberry of course

something something muh lesbian soul was the soul of the most beautiful woman, therefore i know in my vags of vags i am the most beautiful lesbian soul woman man chris chan ever!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris responds to some questions about the shirt.

"so there."

You can almost hear the smugness &/or saltiness.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

View attachment 214876Not too sure about that, Chris.
You can't really get past the "woman" part.

Chris has finally reached that stage in autogynephelia where he will attempt to let men court him so he finally get the full experience of being a woman.
Seriously, I don't think many lesbians are staying up most of the night to look for one quiz out of a million that will validate their non-existent attractiveness.
In all truthfulness, we know the only trap Chris could ever be is a financial trap to weens and the United States Government.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

View attachment 214876Not too sure about that, Chris.
You can't really get past the "woman" part.

And he takes it seriously from lolsided.com

 

[jc17]

"My delusion is to become the sexist woman alive"

Fixed.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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Of course Chris would be too dumb to understand how bills, congress, and political parties work.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

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It is quite the shame that the Social Justice types have their collective underpants in a knot about Mr Trump and the sleights they impose on him. If they have focused on actual life taking despots in the world, we wouldn't be hearing of these horrors in the Middle East and North Korea. I'd like to think in an alternate world this happened, and Chris tweeted "The dang fatty in WORST KOREA needs step down to the extreme!"

Of course, since that is opposite land, Chris would be a proud father of four, with an attractive wife, and his own comic book studio that is being bought by Marvel Studios.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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I don't understand who he thinks is listening to him, Tara, Doopie, etc. want to avoid Chris like the pussy repellent he is.

 

[Trilby]

Chris responds to some questions about the shirt.

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And of course Chris taunts like a schoolkid.

 

[Silvally]

I don't understand who he thinks is listening to him, Tara, Doopie, etc. want to avoid Chris like the pussy repellent he is.

Doopie defended him once

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Yeah Pmurt! What she said just a little different! Take that!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I don't understand who he thinks is listening to him, Tara, Doopie, etc. want to avoid Chris like the pussy repellent he is.

Tara sometimes likes his tweets. Doopie had a conversation with him once about their hair.

It is quite the shame that the Social Justice types have their collective underpants in a knot about Mr Trump and the sleights they impose on him. If they have focused on actual life taking despots in the world, we wouldn't be hearing of these horrors in the Middle East and North Korea.

Trump is the American president. I don't see why it's a shame that liberal Americans are concerned about his domestic policies. The "actual life taking despots" are rulers of other countries, and it would require war to topple them.

 

[dacwcman69]

"so there."

You can almost hear the smugness &/or saltiness.

Chris has been taking some lessons on how to defend an argument from Pmurt