Containment Random Chris Updates

[Drawets Rednaxela]

In Chris' defence this "Joke" is the only remotely funny thing in the whole episode.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Why worry about bills when he has a guaranteed $20k on the way? He will be rich this time tomorrow, trust me.

This time next year, we'll be millionaires!

Chris would say that if he was British.

 

[Slowinthemind]

This time next year, we'll be millionaires!

Chris would say that if he was British.

He is descended from royalty you know?

 

[ON 190]

http://www.wm.edu/as/film-media-studies/news/stackhouse.php

Yeah. "an exceptional individual got angry at me once"

Holy shit. Good on you, Adam.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The stamp album listing expired. Think Chris will relist it again at the same discounted price or hike it back up to a grand, seeing as how the property tax is looming?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He is descended from royalty you know?

Yes, his gut has descended below his FUPA all thanks to Royal Crown Cola (TM).

 

[Marvin]

The stamp album listing expired. Think Chris will relist it again at the same discounted price or hike it back up to a grand, seeing as how the property tax is looming?

How much does it cost to list it?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

link

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Make Chris livestream watching Saw.

 

[Trilby]

I swear that thing in the middle looks like a horse vagina.

Looks like it's been encased in the Romper Room mirror!

It seems Chris is learning how to read again since he's back to using closed captioning on his tv...

Let's hope he never lose it again!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Make Chris livestream watching Saw.

Or Psycho.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Make Chris livestream watching Saw.

A livestreamed Camp Sleepaway would be worth it for his reaction to the ending.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A livestreamed Camp Sleepaway would be worth it for his reaction to the ending.

Sleepaway Camp: Fatal Tribadism

 

[Jack Awful]

Not too sure about that, Chris.
You can't really get past the "woman" part.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

View attachment 214876Not too sure about that, Chris.
You can't really get past the "woman" part.

"Shoot for the stars in all you do, but remember that they are forever out of your reach."

This quote is meant to be bittersweet, a sort of "Strive for excellence" while humbling us in the latter with the message"You're only human."
In Chris' case, The Stars are unreachable because they are trying to get as far away as possible.
This punchline is also bittersweet, bitter in its mockery, sweet in its honesty.

 

[Jack Awful]

A livestreamed Camp Sleepaway would be worth it for his reaction to the ending.

Seems like it would hit close to home for him.
Too bad he wouldn't get it.

 

[Aldora]

The stamp album listing expired. Think Chris will relist it again at the same discounted price or hike it back up to a grand, seeing as how the property tax is looming?

Does Chris know it is due? That seems like something Barb deals with and then leans on Chris if she needs money for it ?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris responds to some questions about the shirt.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

That's a strange euphemism for dying miserable and alone in a filthy hovel and left to rot undiscovered for a week before the police have to break down the door to clear the corpse