Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris has a new FB profile photo.
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One step closer to fulfilling that Destiny.
 
Chris has a new FB profile photo.
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One step closer to fulfilling that Destiny.

Chris has looked old for his age since... idk his early 20's but he looks even older in this. I don't know if it's the lighting or what but his jowls (the kind older people have as their faces lose firmness) is more pronounced in this picture.

His hair and that shirt... he looks legit creepy in that picture. Like, if I saw this dude hanging around a playground I would alert all the parents.
 
Cole is trying to get funding for his Podcast and YouTube channel, Chris brings the salt and pours it on.

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I find this funny coming from someone who sold his shirt for 25k. Not that I expect him to actually be paid, of course. And I find it funny that Chris expects Cole to apologize to their mother, when really it is Barb who should be apologizing to both of her sons. I realize that a lot of what Chris believes comes from Barb's mouth, but damn. He can't even give five dollars to his brother?
 
Dear lord, how many sins have we committed in order to receive this?
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Sometimes, I wonder if I can do this anymore; making jokes about an autistic man, who looks like a mangy tom-cat with down-syndrome.
Oh, well, I blame the asspater taking this photo for not telling Chris the truth about how stupid he looks.
Great caption of the photo:
"With Da Revenue From Dis' Shirt, I Shall Finally be rich, paying off my mudder's bills and transforming into da sexiest woman alive!! I shall finally become intimate with da ripe fruits of womanhood, and everything it has to offer; amongwhich!
 
So Chris is now wearing the shirt e wants to sell for 25k.

He's wearing it, stinking it up, spilling food on it, it's probably got cat and dog hair/mess on it too.

And he's going to send that biohazard to someone. If the buyer requests that he washes it again, the stitching he did is not going to survive a wash cycle, let alone a dryer tumble.
 
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