Containment Random Chris Updates

[Michael J Hirtes]

BRB changing my avatar to use TRUE AND HONEST version of Chris in that shirt.

But no Sonichu Medallion......

 

[Slowinthemind]

National geographic does not provide food for the animals they document, they merely watch and let the magic happen. Helping Chris actually hurts content.

Documenting the value of the stamps is hardly helping Chris, he does not read this forum and would not take good advice even if he did.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Documenting the value of the stamps is hardly helping Chris, he does not read this forum and would not take good advice even if he did.

Actually, people from here do contact him directly. Remember what happened with the totem. Others might taken information and send it to him doing the actual work for Chris. We might get Chris putting up even funnier stuff on eBay out of desperation instead of doing the thinking for him. Hell, Chris could even get more desperate and do something dumber if he had no idea what to put up to sell with his context blindness and all; it's the heart of Chris content.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

We might get Chris putting up even funnier stuff on eBay out of desperation instead of doing the thinking for him.

Or he'd just beg again.

Hell, Chris could even get more desperate and do something dumber if he had no idea what to put up to sell with his context blindness and all; it's the heart of Chris content.

Wasn't that what happened with the stamp album?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Or he'd just beg again.


Wasn't that what happened with the stamp album?

Yeah, true..but at least it would get slightly interesting. I remember last year when he was pretending to be a little piggy and asking people to meme him in exchange for donations.

Sorry forgot to mention this, but In a futile attempt to show off that terrible shirt, Chris looks like he's grabbing an imaginary woman's ass. He also looks dead in the eyes...

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Yeah, true..but at least it would get slightly interesting. I remember last year when he was pretending to be a little piggy and asking people to meme him in exchange for donations.

Sorry forgot to mention this, but In a futile attempt to show off that terrible shirt, Chris looks like he's grabbing an imaginary woman's ass. He also looks dead in the eyes...

What brain-dead store owner is letting this pepper-spraying vandal into their place of business? Don't they know that they're just asking for trouble?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Yeah, true..but at least it would get slightly interesting. I remember last year when he was pretending to be a little piggy and asking people to meme him in exchange for donations.

Sorry forgot to mention this, but In a futile attempt to show off that terrible shirt, Chris looks like he's grabbing an imaginary woman's ass. He also looks dead in the eyes...

He is hover handing an imaginary lesbian, not even make believe women want Chris to touch them.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What brain-dead store owner is letting this pepper-spraying vandal into their place of business? Don't they know that they're just asking for trouble?

He's got money though.

Ugh, same forced smile. He always looks like there's no happiness behind his face.

 

[Garfieldchu]

He's got money though.

Ugh, same forced smile. He always looks like there's no happiness behind his face.

Well, probably because there is none, and there will never be any.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

But no Sonichu Medallion......

I'M WORKING ON IT

 

[ZehnBoat]

He's got money though.

Ugh, same forced smile. He always looks like there's no happiness behind his face.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's got money though.

Ugh, same forced smile. He always looks like there's no happiness behind his face.

Even if there were, he probably doesn't even know how to express it.
Whoever took this photo, I hope they're prepared for calls at 2 AM after Barb dies with a grown man screeching for hours on end about his dead mother and lack of vaginas.

Chris has a new FB profile photo.
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One step closer to fulfilling that Destiny.

Of hungry man dinners for one and behavioral problems reminiscent of childhood.

 

[Silvally]

Yeah, true..but at least it would get slightly interesting. I remember last year when he was pretending to be a little piggy and asking people to meme him in exchange for donations.

Sorry forgot to mention this, but In a futile attempt to show off that terrible shirt, Chris looks like he's grabbing an imaginary woman's ass. He also looks dead in the eyes...[/QUOTE]
am i the only one to notice hes still wearing the pokemon Z ring jeez Chris even little kid's wouldnt where that clunky thing while ""modeling"" a shirt

 

[Subconcious Offense]

am i the only one to notice hes still wearing the pokemon Z ring jeez Chris even little kid's wouldnt where that clunky thing while ""modeling"" a shirt

People with social ineptitude like him wear conversation pieces in hopes that others will initiate conversation with them. They mistakenly think just because there is something to talk about would mean people would automatically start talking to them.

I bet you every stranger who sees that ring is actually driven away, and his True and Honest friends from the game store already have topics of their own to talk to him about and, so would have talked to him anyway. He will think the ring is working and will continue to wear it, when clearly the ring does fuck all.

Had to put up with somebody like that once. It's not enough that they have a conversation. They want others to start it with them, because they see it as a metric of being liked by others. As a result they never join an ongoing conversation. They are actually perpetuating their own loneliness.

 

[Trilby]

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There's someone's new avatar!

 

[ZehnBoat]

am i the only one to notice hes still wearing the pokemon Z ring jeez Chris even little kid's wouldnt where that clunky thing while ""modeling"" a shirt

but he's a woman* and all women** wear jewelry***

*statement void in places outside of CWCville
**see statement from autistic worldviews weekly
***it's a ring so close enough

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Dear lord, how many sins have we committed in order to receive this?
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At this point Chris is cosplaying as himself, what a world

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, true..but at least it would get slightly interesting. I remember last year when he was pretending to be a little piggy and asking people to meme him in exchange for donations.

Sorry forgot to mention this, but In a futile attempt to show off that terrible shirt, Chris looks like he's grabbing an imaginary woman's ass. He also looks dead in the eyes...

am i the only one to notice hes still wearing the pokemon Z ring jeez Chris even little kid's wouldnt where that clunky thing while ""modeling"" a shirt[/QUOTE]

I had to look up exactly what the Z-ring was and now that I know can't believe a 34 year old man is wearing one. Do you think he puts it "role play mode" and zaps to the extreme with it while out in public?

 

[Silvally]

I had to look up exactly what the Z-ring was and now that I know can't believe a 34 year old man is wearing one. Do you think he puts it "role play mode" and zaps to the extreme with it while out in public?

yeah and those things are really bulky there only really worth buying if you plan to go to Japan cause they can be used in an arcade there

 

[Trilby]

yeah and those things are really bulky there only really worth buying if you plan to go to Japan cause they can be used in an arcade there

Among which we lack!