Containment Random Chris Updates

[Slowinthemind]

So Chris is now wearing the shirt e wants to sell for 25k.

He's wearing it, stinking it up, spilling food on it, it's probably got cat and dog hair/mess on it too.

And he's going to send that biohazard to someone. If the buyer requests that he washes it again, the stitching he did is not going to survive a wash cycle, let alone a dryer tumble.

Please let this happen, I promise GodBear that I will sacrifice a lamb in his name if it does.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Dear lord, how many sins have we committed in order to receive this?
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Honestly, that's the most normal I've seen him since the Tomgirl saga began.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Something I just realized; all tweets to and from Trump are to be digitally preserved for the National Archives after Trump leaves office, right? Imagine some 24th Century author doing research for a book he wants to write about Trump and comes across some old tweets by CWC about someone he keeps calling "PMURT". That person would be saying to himself "Forget about Trump! I wanna write a book about this "Chris Chan" person!".

 

[Slowinthemind]

Something I just realized; all tweets to and from Trump are to be digitally preserved for the National Archives after Trump leaves office, right? Imagine some 24th Century author doing research for a book he wants to write about Trump and comes across some old tweets by CWC about someone he keeps calling "PMURT". That person would be saying to himself "Forget about Trump! I wanna write a book about this "Chris Chan" person!".

Humanity will not exist in the 24th century, it will be wiped out by a killer fungus that originated somewhere in Virginia.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Something I just realized; all tweets to and from Trump are to be digitally preserved for the National Archives after Trump leaves office, right? Imagine some 24th Century author doing research for a book he wants to write about Trump and comes across some old tweets by CWC about someone he keeps calling "PMURT". That person would be saying to himself "Forget about Trump! I wanna write a book about this "Chris Chan" person!".

I wonder if this site, the cwcki, and ED will be preserved as well. It would make his job a lot easier. If not, I imagine it'll be the biggest enigma of the future, like Atlantis with us.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Chris-chan is selling his artwork at an amazing 50% off discount! You can now buy his official certified Sonichu Artwork from 2014 for only $1,000.

 

[bigshot]

Well, now that the shirt is ree-stored, Chris can demand payment, chimp out, and re-list at half off.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Well, now that the shirt is ree-stored, Chris can demand payment, chimp out, and re-list at half off.

What a deal! You can get the FULLY RESTORED shirt at the bargain bin price of only 10,000 dollars, and you won't even have to wait!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris also cut the price of the stamp album in half again, to $250 now.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Chris also cut the price of the stamp album in half again, to $250 now.

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So out of curiosity I investigated whats the average selling price for these UN stamp collection. Turns out they're not really worth too much to collectors.
http://www.stampcommunity.org/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11231

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Chris also cut the price of the stamp album in half again, to $250 now.

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"Will not go lower"
Until no one buys... again.

 

[IV 445]

Dear lord, how many sins have we committed in order to receive this?
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Does anyone know who took this photo?

 

[Aldora]

Does anyone know who took this photo?

A lucky person.

 

[4Macie]

So out of curiosity I investigated whats the average selling price for these UN stamp collection. Turns out they're not really worth too much to collectors.
http://www.stampcommunity.org/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11231

Someone in the first thread about these things looked into how much each stamp would be worth for this book and came up with something like $200 if he had the WHOLE book filled out. Which he doesn't.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Someone in the first thread about these things looked into how much each stamp would be worth for this book and came up with something like $200 if he had the WHOLE book filled out. Which he doesn't.

But those albums have not been signed by pristine Christine the self proclaimed genius.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris has a new FB profile photo.
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One step closer to fulfilling that Destiny.

BRB changing my avatar to use TRUE AND HONEST version of Chris in that shirt.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Someone in the first thread about these things looked into how much each stamp would be worth for this book and came up with something like $200 if he had the WHOLE book filled out. Which he doesn't.

I wish @Null would make a rule against appraising stuff on the Autism-Antiques Road Show here on Kiwi farms.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I wish @Null would make a rule against appraising stuff on the Autism-Antiques Road Show here on Kiwi farms.

I'm pretty sure that falls under the global rule pinned message.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

A lucky person.

Barb

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why? No harm is being done and it is hardly w33ning.

National geographic does not provide food for the animals they document, they merely watch and let the magic happen. Helping Chris actually hurts content.