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He also draws a lot but never publishes any of it. If someone tried to alter the canon of CWCVille through RP, he'd draw a page to counter them, but wouldn't upload it at all. So that means he either lied about doing it or he's too lazy to upload it.
You mean there's a whole trove of CWCville lore that's unknown to us and won't be discovered until Chris shuffles off this mortal coil Henry Darger style and it is found scattered around the hoard like nesting material?

I also find the magical thinking here interesting, that by drawing he can totally own the trolls.
 
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Knowing Chris and his current state of unimaginative laziness, I'd imagine they're all just basic drawings of Sonichu / Christine Sonichu / Rosechu / Sonic doing the V for Victory symbol, facing the camera, and going:
"Nope Jacob, Mama says you didn't rape her"
"Nope SNL, Mama says we can still be friends"
"Nope brony community, Mama says I'm not blocked."
"Nope debt collectors, Mama says you can't take mama's house. As Cwcville's mayor I won't allow it."
"Nope coroner's office, Mama says Barb isn't dead and those flies laying eggs in her are just trolls."
 
Knowing Chris and his current state of unimaginative laziness, I'd imagine they're all just basic drawings of Sonichu / Christine Sonichu / Rosechu / Sonic doing the V for Victory symbol, facing the camera, and going:
"Nope Jacob, Mama says you didn't rape her"
"Nope SNL, Mama says we can still be friends"
"Nope brony community, Mama says I'm not blocked."
"Nope debt collectors, Mama says you can't take mama's house. As Cwcville's mayor I won't allow it."
"Nope coroner's office, Mama says Barb isn't dead and those flies laying eggs in her are just trolls."
Those last two are the only ones even remotely capable of either getting it through his misshapen skull or snapping him somewhat back to reality.
 
Yes in most aspects but Chris notices dumb shit like that especially if it's right there in front of his face. If my car was parked spaces away he probably wouldn't have noticed.

Reaching into the reservoirs of my memories of back then, I'm laughing about how we had to create a boyfriend character for me just to keep him from being too creepy. It worked most of the time and when he would overstep his boundaries we had said boyfriend get on the line to spook him. He would metaphorically go into hedgehog defense mode. It also worked to our advantage if we wanted him to do something and he was more inclined to do it if I fed him a story about how me and the boyfriend were fighting.



A friend was coming to visit from out of town and he had been such a huge fan of Sonichu for a long time(kek). I never planned to hang out with Chris ever again but I figured it would be a last good hoorah and as a treat to my friend. So I set up it up and we met at The Tea Bazaar. Another friend came along as well. Chris showed up looking like he got dressed in a Goodwill with his eyes closed with his damn Sonichu medallions and tacky ass arm bands and braclets.

Introductions included introducing us to Magichan and I think Mewtwo who were supposed to be sitting in some empty seating. Afterwards, almost fucking immediately he pulled out this fairly large pouch from under his shirt which was around his neck. He dumped the contents out on the table which were a bunch of crystals and rocks. For the next agonizing half hour+ he picked up every single one to tell us what it was and what "properties" it had. No matter how hard we tried to change the subject he immediately went back to powering through his rock collection. Nothing would deter him. Eventually the rock lecture ended and we were free to steer the conversation elsewhere.

He gifted me a copy of one of his comics and an amethyst stone which I later gave my friend because I didn't need those cursed items in my house. Most of the conversation was him talking about the other dimension and his powers. He bragged about how he was able to produce electricity with his hand, in which he held out his hand in a claw like manor, the concentration on his face akin to that of an infant trying to pass a hard poop. Then he asked if we could see it which we didn't indulge him and told him no. His response was along the lines of "Mmm, okay."

He told me he was able to produced sparks with his magical highschool ring when he struck it against some stone on his bracelet. I told him the stone in his ring was chipped from doing that. My friend humored him a little bit asking him questions about toon world. Friend kept using words like Armageddon and the apolocalypse which Chris didn't like. Friend also compared him to Robotnik which he got mad at.

Honestly, I zoned out a lot of the time because really, Chris is fucking boring. He's an entertaining novelty for about 30 minutes. Longer than that, you start to wonder why you put yourself in that situation.

Wow. And I initially thought Chris just kept talking about da Merge and the nonsense rocks on camera to keep himself relevant. Chris is riding this locomotive into crazyville if he keeps doing this in person.
 
His public antics back then was humorous enough that knocking back a few shots made it tolerable.

It’s a shame if you think about it.

The “Sonichu is rocking in my head!” Chris we see in those videos is (almost) a lovable weirdo.

He’s socially awkward as fuck and says some weird things, but he’s more eccentric than anything and gives the impression that there’s nothing there that some (A LOT!) of behavioral therapy and a productive job somewhere can’t fix.

And then there’s 2020 Chris who with all the gloves, crystals and other crap looks like a cross between an older insane woman and a hobo with hoarding issues.

The socially awkward weirdo feels got replaced by: “Why isn’t he on antipsychotics? And should I call the authorities?” vibes.
 
It’s a shame if you think about it.

The “Sonichu is rocking in my head!” Chris we see in those videos is (almost) a lovable weirdo.

He’s socially awkward as fuck and says some weird things, but he’s more eccentric than anything and gives the impression that there’s nothing there that some (A LOT!) of behavioral therapy and a productive job somewhere can’t fix.

And then there’s 2020 Chris who with all the gloves, crystals and other crap looks like a cross between an older insane woman and a hobo with hoarding issues.

The socially awkward weirdo feels got replaced by: “Why isn’t he on antipsychotics? And should I call the authorities?” vibes.

Chris was definitely a lot more tolerable back then. At least back then, his delusions were based off reality. Like how he perceived authority figures, his attraction sign, da homos, etc. His delusions now are basically unhinged and psychotic since they're based off a literal fantasy world.

Also, another thing I remembered while hanging out with him at the Tea Bazaar. At some point he was complaining that his neck hurts a lot so I told him that it was probably from the fucking rock pouch he was fairly dismissive like, "Mmm, maybe." Then changed the subject. I don't think he could comprehend that he was actually causing damage to himself with his all powerful rocks.
 
Chris was definitely a lot more tolerable back then. At least back then, his delusions were based off reality. Like how he perceived authority figures, his attraction sign, da homos, etc. His delusions now are basically unhinged and psychotic since they're based off a literal fantasy world.

Also, another thing I remembered while hanging out with him at the Tea Bazaar. At some point he was complaining that his neck hurts a lot so I told him that it was probably from the fucking rock pouch he was fairly dismissive like, "Mmm, maybe." Then changed the subject. I don't think he could comprehend that he was actually causing damage to himself with his all powerful rocks.
Aside from his decaying medallion, anything around his neck could be his security blanket.
When he said his neck hurts, does he have rashes or pain comes from the back of his neck?
 
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Chris was definitely a lot more tolerable back then. At least back then, his delusions were based off reality. Like how he perceived authority figures, his attraction sign, da homos, etc. His delusions now are basically unhinged and psychotic since they're based off a literal fantasy world.

Also, another thing I remembered while hanging out with him at the Tea Bazaar. At some point he was complaining that his neck hurts a lot so I told him that it was probably from the fucking rock pouch he was fairly dismissive like, "Mmm, maybe." Then changed the subject. I don't think he could comprehend that he was actually causing damage to himself with his all powerful rocks.
Really in the early days when our impression of him was a "overgrown manboy who never let his love of Sonic the hedgehog go." There was something funny and almost charming about it. Mostly cause overgrown Sonic Fanboys ranting about how they still loved the blue Blur despite the quality of the games declining was a very dima a dozen thing back then. I think the only one still kinda living on in infamy is Sammy classic sonic fan and even then he actually WAS playing most of his ranting and screaming as act and has actually grown up and moved past that.


Unlike Chris who's only gotten worse since the salad days of YouTube sonic fans
 
Aside from his decaying medallion, anything around his neck could be his security blanket.
When he said his neck hurts, does he have rashes or pain comes from the back of his neck?

Possibly? Remember he always used to have it on, even in the shower, moist skin and the constant grinding of fabric pressing against it would lead to irritation.

Interesting that he's clueless about symptoms and their causes. You'd think he'd be a bigger hypochondriac.
 
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To be honest, this actually made me wish Chris could draw something like this.
 
Looks like that attention whore 100MegaMeh (tagged along with PickinyFelliny) managed to grab Chris’s attention with some roleplay nonsense.
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Twitter really is a playground and it's users are children playing pretend all day. Except it's not and these users are getting older and more pathetic by the day
 
Possibly? Remember he always used to have it on, even in the shower, moist skin and the constant grinding of fabric pressing against it would lead to irritation.

Interesting that he's clueless about symptoms and their causes. You'd think he'd be a bigger hypochondriac.

What makes it even more interesting/ironic is that Chris constantly rubs sanitizer on his hands despite living in filth and now wears gloves 24/7 despite how many germs are congregating in his hands now.
 
Interesting that he's clueless about symptoms and their causes. You'd think he'd be a bigger hypochondriac.

Nah, why would he? If anything painful or just odd happens to him physically nowadays, he just declares it to be a sign of his ever-increasing goddess powers, down to embarrassing and extreme flatulence. He's the sort who, if exposed to dangerous levels of radiation, would insist that those weren't tumours growing on him, but mighty Incredible Hulk-style muscles.
 
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Nah, why would he? If anything painful or just odd happens to him physically nowadays, he just declares it to be a sign of his ever-increasing goddess powers, down to embarrassing and extreme flatulence. He's the sort who, if exposed to dangerous levels of radiation, would insist that those weren't tumours growing on him, but mighty Incredible Hulk-style muscles.
Muscles are for boys. Those tumors are extra breasts to enhance Chris' powers of seduction.
 
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