Containment Random Chris Updates

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Fapcop said:
Everyone wants to experience the freak for themselves, I guess.

Frankly I think the attention has been for the worse for him.

Chris is a pretty cocky bastard these days, probably the result of weens all wanting to have their 15 mins with him and experience the nutty ness for themselves.

He also seems way more insufferable. The attention has made him think that it’s acceptable to just go on nonsensical rants about dimensional merges and cartoon characters.

Something the old Chris at least had the social skills to avoid.
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Chris has always been smug and hyper-egotistical about his perceived fame, even pre-discovery. It's just that these days it's relentlessly validated by idiots heaping money upon him. He's confident that no matter what he does, he can rely on panhandling to sustain his lifestyle. And as it stands he's right.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
This is exactly why I don’t understand people who reach out to Chris, I’m in the minority that in the case of Copitz it’s good someone at least got him away from Barb and was genuinely trying to have fun with him in a way that was benign but would I ever want to talk to Chris myself? A hard no. Chris is insane and while it’s funny to watch from afar it’s actually kind of boring - even a little annoying to have to deal with someone’s delusions to that extent.
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I've known a similar lolcow in my life. Annoying, delusional, but not to the level of Chris Chan. There were some legendary stories to tell among friends and with every gathering I'd fill them in on a piece of history. Ten years later I went back and saw him and thought maybe I could get more stories, but the experience was torturous. The guy still thought he was 20, and he was trying to chat up a young waitress, and making references from the 90s she had no clue about. All the while the waitress is giving me the sideward glance and me the apologetic grimace. Meanwhile I have to pretend he's interesting, and feed his ego. I learned exactly what you're saying.

Perhaps the most painful thing about meeting Chris, beyond his smell, fashion, random noises, belching, farting, groping (if you're female), obnoxious selfishness, and lack of awareness and empathy would be that Chris doesn't grow. Over time we mature, our tastes change. Liquid, Bluespike, Casey, Mary Lee Walsh, the whole chris chan universe has moved on or adapted, but Chris is still the same. If you interact with him, aside from the public humiliation you are self inflicting, and the sensory overload of his pungent aura and eye watering wardrobe, all you'll be receiving is what's well catalogued on the cwcki. They say never meet your heroes; that goes double for anti-heroes.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
I've known a similar lolcow in my life. Annoying, delusional, but not to the level of Chris Chan. There were some legendary stories to tell among friends and with every gathering I'd fill them in on a piece of history. Ten years later I went back and saw him and thought maybe I could get more stories, but the experience was torturous. The guy still thought he was 20, and he was trying to chat up a young waitress, and making references from the 90s she had no clue about. All the while the waitress is giving me the sideward glance and me the apologetic grimace. Meanwhile I have to pretend he's interesting, and feed his ego. I learned exactly what you're saying.

Perhaps the most painful thing about meeting Chris, beyond his smell, fashion, random noises, belching, farting, groping (if you're female), obnoxious selfishness, and lack of awareness and empathy would be that Chris doesn't grow. Over time we mature, our tastes change. Liquid, Bluespike, Casey, Mary Lee Walsh, the whole chris chan universe has moved on or adapted, but Chris is still the same. If you interact with him, aside from the public humiliation you are self inflicting, and the sensory overload of his pungent aura and eye watering wardrobe, all you'll be receiving is what's well catalogued on the cwcki. They say never meet your heroes; that goes double for anti-heroes.
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Chris grew. In a manner of speaking.. he explored what his gender issues were and embraced the things that truly made him comfortable. While on a moral and religious premise I cannot accept that but on a personal and social level I can. I’m glad he found the things he liked. That being said. He regressed a lot too. Things aren’t about being an adult at all. Now if he was just some dude down on his luck I would feel bad that this guy is experiencing mental illness. I know tons of people with substance abuse problems that in this time we don’t have work as much have regressed some and focused on getting hammered all day. I can’t be mad at them. Chris was never in that camp though. Chris is fucking insane and on some level even probably knows it but “not adulting” is something he took seriously instead of being like a passing joke. He has no strong role models and instead clings to fantasy. He will very likely do this the rest of his life. I don’t know if Sonichu is ever going back to C-197 at this point because Chris is so committed to the roleplay, that if Sonichu does what would happen? He’d just be back to his existence as Chris and then he realizes he’s almost 40 with no meaningful relationships and his mother will die soon. Well, why not be the coolest guy on the block? Jamsta (I mean Sonichu)! Now boom you have all these cool powers and friends and everyone loves you.
 
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Chris isn't coming back. It's Sonichu (or another character) from here on out.

The only question is what happens post-Barb. Does he panic, dial 911, and score pitybucks; or does he let her rot and keep collecting her benefits? We have a whole thread speculating on that.

Until then, we wait.
 
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Good question. I think it would depend on if he's seen Psycho. I can definitely see him doing a Norman Bates. The only difference is he can't murder people in the shower because there's a danger he'll accidentally come into contact with soap and water. Genuinely, I think he'd call 911. The reason being Chris doesn't like responsibility. By bringing the paramedics in, he's allowing another authority figure to take over. He won't realise this is the beginning of the homeless saga, but that'll be the first of these precarious dominoes to fall.
 
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Exceptional Chimp said:
Chris isn't coming back. It's Sonichu (or another character) from here on out.

The only question is what happens post-Barb. Does he panic, dial 911, and score pitybucks; or does he let her rot and keep collecting her benefits? We have a whole thread speculating on that.

Until then, we wait.
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I don’t think Chris will be able to collect anything off of Barb. I’m sure it’s direct deposited and Chris isn’t on her bank account. I suppose he looks enough like an elderly bag lady that he could pose as her at the bank to get the funds.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
I'm curious what restaurant he chose, anyone know?
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Citizen Burger. https://www.citizenburgerbarcville.com/

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
I dunno. It all reeks of set-up to me.

Maybellina: ohmigawd I met Chris-Chan and he had rainbow hair and demanded that we take him to a pricier restaurant and all he did was sing tunelessly and rant about the dimensional merge and then he put his Sonichu medallion on me and said something creepy by the way my ex definitely took a photo of this but I don't want anything more to do with him

HurtfulTruthLevel: hey your ex wasn't this w e e n who set up that livestream with Max the guitar guy was he

Maybellina: OHMIGAWD YES IT IS HIM

Something just doesn't ring true.
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She didn't mention vikodin at first. She said in a previous comment that she and her ex had also been to the sanitarium to get Chris's drawing. Since vikodin had said he both went to the sanitarium and did the livestream, she was asked for confirmation it was him.

She posted a pic of the drawing, apparently that one was on her phone.
 

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LoveYouLongTime said:
A friend was coming to visit from out of town and he had been such a huge fan of Sonichu for a long time(kek). I never planned to hang out with Chris ever again but I figured it would be a last good hoorah and as a treat to my friend. So I set up it up and we met at The Tea Bazaar. Another friend came along as well. Chris showed up looking like he got dressed in a Goodwill with his eyes closed with his damn Sonichu medallions and tacky ass arm bands and braclets.

Introductions included introducing us to Magichan and I think Mewtwo who were supposed to be sitting in some empty seating.
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Do you remember roughly when this was? Because I was expecting it to be 2014 at the latest, but the whole Magichan and Mewtwo part threw me
 
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Citizen Burger. https://www.citizenburgerbarcville.com/


She didn't mention vikodin at first. She said in a previous comment that she and her ex had also been to the sanitarium to get Chris's drawing. Since vikodin had said he both went to the sanitarium and did the livestream, she was asked for confirmation it was him.

She posted a pic of the drawing, apparently that one was on her phone.
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I've been rereading watchmen and it pains me to say this but that drawing is like a super autistic version of the minutemen photo

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LoveYouLongTime said:
A couple years ago, whenever the extortion saga was. Prior to that the only contact I had with him for the last 5/6 years or so was me asking how he was doing every once in a while.
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Should have had him make more videos.....

Just kidding you’re a trooper Semper Fidelis.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
This is exactly why I don’t understand people who reach out to Chris, I’m in the minority that in the case of Copitz it’s good someone at least got him away from Barb and was genuinely trying to have fun with him in a way that was benign but would I ever want to talk to Chris myself? A hard no. Chris is insane and while it’s funny to watch from afar it’s actually kind of boring - even a little annoying to have to deal with someone’s delusions to that extent.
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E'yeah. I mean, if you're into the same shit as Chris he can be pleasant enough to hang around. When he and I spoke it was mainly about Pokemon, Nintendo, old consoles, etc. Then the merge fantasy always manages to treacle in. I never outright denied or contested it whenever he harangued about it; He tapers off about 20 minutes in then tries to switch back to ponies or whatever he's been messing around within his room. He also draws a lot but never publishes any of it. If someone tried to alter the canon of CWCVille through RP, he'd draw a page to counter them, but wouldn't upload it at all. So that means he either lied about doing it or he's too lazy to upload it.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
We went to Applebee's one time. The karaoke was at this Mexican restaurant where he put sugar in his Bud Lite. As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.

Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.

I'm curious what restaurant he chose, anyone know?
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Be honest, how hard did you cringe when Chris yelled "Sonichu's been rockin' in mah head!" and awkwardly threw the horns over his head?
 
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