Containment Random Chris Updates

Looking at his combo breaker, he's wearing a fabric between his neck and neckwear, meaning that he's getting skin rashes from that thing in his neck.
Aside from the purple one, three of the rocks are applied in copper wire. Probably because he can't drill a hole in it. Also are those charcoal and chewing gum in his neck?
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It looks like the prow of a meat zeppelin.
 
He should be culturally enriched by the men of the zulu tribe.

Anyway, that minivan os probably on its last leg, and I hope it dies on a railroad track.
with chris and barb inside of it

worst case scenario is that barb hoards the train and screams senile gibberish at chris to expand the house to cover it
 
with chris and barb inside of it

worst case scenario is that barb hoards the train and screams senile gibberish at chris to expand the house to cover it
So basically it'd be a sequel to "Throw Momma From the Train" only instead of Danny Devito it's Chris. Hell, Anne Ramsey even kinda looks like Barb.
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"CHRISTIAN! GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!"
Edit: shit i read that as “board the train”, my bad
 
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Most of Chris's tds stems from the days he spent hanging around the lqbt community as he started trooning out. Since most of that community was crying and shitting their panties when it became clear trump was gonna be pres Chris went along with it. Well that and because he was hoping parroting what the lesbians were saying about him would give him a chance with them.
Thinking about the fact that around 4 years ago Chris had IRL friends and attended social events with people who acknowledged his right to exist in their general area really puts things in perspective about his current trajectory.
 
Chris looks depressed in the image.

Magi Chan looks like a 55 year old Shoppe Keep trying to dissuade young uns from touching his supply of hoes and rakes in a barrel
Rosechu looks like a transvestite fitness instructor with a hairy chest and an urge to commit violence because the roids and hormone blockers turned them psycho
Chris just looks like Chris, cept thinner, and wearing slavic adidas clothes. In fact, this might be the most realistic Chris Chan expression in any comic: he looks clueless, confused, and like he's shit himself.
 
Since he's going to retcon the lore and to him, he's committing genocide as a result.
And that cover, it's for issue 17 but he hasn't completed 14-16.
well, chris has retconed things before (like sandy getting blown up and the trial), but what he was talking about in terms of 'genocide' was completely restarting the sonichu story. That was when he called Alec naive for not believing toons are real.
 
More like he should be done with #14 by the end of 2020. I wanna see picking up where he left off with the in-person Papa John's incident.
This got me thinking about the issue number in the cover chris just posted, so I checked the cwcki.
You're right. He's not finished #14, kinda tried to start #15 where he just sorta ripped off Tricky's comic, we only have a few coffee/soda/shit stained pages of #16, and now we have a cover for #17.

chris is getting way too far ahead of himself. Its like he started a movie for us all to watch, but then chose to hit 'skip' a few times and now everyone else in the room is just confused.
 
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