Containment Random Chris Updates

Mariposa Electrique said:
This proves how retarded Chris is. He doesn't understand that people didn't hate him because he was a man but because he's a fat, ugly retard incapable of abstract thought. In fact, I like pretomgirl Chris way better.
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Being utterly unqualified as a psychologist here, I wonder if it's chris's way of dealing with self loathing and regret. He cannot blame himself, as he is perfect, so he uses himself to blame his older self, which at the time was imperfect. You create a schism and put yourself on the winning side.

I dont know if that's a thing in the world of professional mental health or not. Just spitballing.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
Being an utterly uunqualified psychologist here, I wonder if it's chris's way of dealing with self loathing and regret. He cannot blame himself, as he is perfect, so he uses himself to blame his older self, which at the time was imperfect. You create a schism and put yourself on the winning side.

I dont know if that's a think in the world of professional mental health or not. Just spitballing.
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In recent times, Chris has said that he's now a new person, and that he's embarrassed at the things he did in the past. Which is totally insane seeing his current state, but yeah, he thinks his past self was cringy and that now he's gotten over it. Maybe he read stories by normal people reflecting on the stupid stuff they did when they were teenagers and he thinks the same principle applies to him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
This proves how retarded Chris is. He doesn't understand that people didn't hate him because he was a man but because he's a fat, ugly retard incapable of abstract thought. In fact, I like pretomgirl Chris way better.
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He'll never learn to accept that fact that nobody wants anything to do with him because his past present and future are nothing but a tangled web of autistic infamy most lolcows can only dream of obtaining. The front page lolwcow cults really are the elite four of the internet.
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
This detail, thankfully seems to have flown over chris's pear-shaped head.

But should he sperg out about Loud House, it'll be just like his spontaneous /fleeting love of team Fortress 2.
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I've got my last six pack ready for the final stream, I have to wonder what's he gonna do once this well dries up, go back to sperging for an hour and a half about his shipfic cards or reading snt fiction?

"Simpson homer simpson he's the greatest guy Simpson homer simpson." God I'll never get that out of my head
 
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horrorfan89 said:
He'll never learn to accept that fact that nobody wants anything to do with him because his past present and future are nothing but a tangled web of autistic infamy most lolcows can only dream of obtaining. The front page lolwcow cults really are the elite four of the internet.

I've got my last six pack ready for the final stream, I have to wonder what's he gonna do once this well dries up, go back to sperging for an hour and a half about his shipfic cards or reading snt fiction?

"Simpson homer simpson he's the greatest guy Simpson homer simpson." God I'll never get that out of my head
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Good question. Nothing really goes out of style with chris so he could still keep trying to hammer together something that would vaguely look like bronycon (but it would be more about himself). Of course chris would expect everyone around him to do it, and think that him screaming for it all over social media is the same as managing resources and finding a location.

But as for the next thing chris will sperg over will undoubtedly be MLP gen5. It'll get the BLARMs treatment for sure, and chris will scream his head off. It'll take years before chris can move away from MLP. Maybe he'll go back to sonic, depends on whatever's the next big cartoon. But lately I've seen a bit of desperation in chris's need to be a part of a fandom. He knows barb's not got much time left and seems desperate, almost like he's trying to force friendships to create a support network for when that 40 year old umbilical cord is cut.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
But as for the next thing chris will sperg over will undoubtedly be MLP gen5. It'll get the BLARMs treatment for sure, and chris will scream his head off.
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Can only hope that they all look like this causing Chris's head to literally explode from sheer unbridled rage and a massive embolism...
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris replies to some orbiter who's apparently making a murder mystery comic set in CWCville or something.

He compares himself to Batman and thinks he'd do better.
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Whats the point of a murder/mystery comic when Chris solves the crime in milliseconds and then informs the police to arrest the culprit?
No evidence needed, mamma Chris's word and psychic abilities is all it takes to arrest and convict someone in CWCville.

If Magi-Chan can read people's minds like that and forsee the next victim why would the crime occur in the first place? Magi-Chan should see it coming and put a stop to it.

I know its pointless to even try to reason with Chris's whacked out Mary Sue comic but what do these faggot orbiters expect when they enter the autism vortex and try to manipulate lore in super tard-world?

Chris will either ignore it outright, say it happened in an obscure alternate timeline then ignore it, or steal the idea if he likes it.

Also that faggot "@100megameh" on twitter who supposedly struck a deal with Chris to remaster the sonichu comics has gone nowhere, what a shock.
 
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I've just realized in some fucked up way, Christian's justice system makes sense. The country/town is too broke to afford prisons, so they come up with outlandish sentences to make their outlandish fines seem reasonable. Then they put it on every day occurrence crimes like drinking or smoking in the hope some daft cunt can keep a soup hotel running for another week.
 
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I remember a cartoon where a Silver-Age Superman solved a murder by using super-vision to find a fingerprint and super-speed to look at the hands of everyone in Canada.

Of course, the point of that story was that Silver-Age Superman shouldn't be used as a detective. Which is why the real comic avoided stories where Superman was threatened; instead the threat was usually towards his friends or his secret identity.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
When I read that tweet I immediately wondered what if the Warhammer 40k universe was included in his mythos. As if Cwcville couldn't get more grimdark.
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If the merge were to happen, I'd pray to the holy inquisition for an Exterminatus ASAP to save us from the autism.
 
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Twitter ween @Rosa_Rey_Ramsey is suggesting that a purge has happened among the 69 Original Sonichus are Rosechus.
Wait isn’t Magi-Chan and Cryzel dead, because MKR murdered them. And let’s not forget Silvana too.
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There are some things that cannot be saved and these individuals that have been crossed out are the ones. And now me and @NoMoreNiceGuys1
have set up a test for Chris to see which individual shall he save. The rule is simple, one can live but two will die.
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Pic kind of looks fake if you ask me.
 
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