“In my experience when Chris-Chan found a dead body”
WAIT WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!?
Just how often does this happen? Exactly how many times did “Christine-Chan” take a stroll down the street and trip over a corpse?!
Bodies literally decomposing on the sidewalk?!
WHAT SORT OF HELLISH MURDER CAPITAL IS CWCVILLE ANYWAYS?!?
The justice system will slam your ass hard if you drink or smoke. Unemployment is rife unless you plan for a career working at the Mall. There's more soup hotels than houses. Education is rock bottom because the school focuses on teaching you to get a girlfriend, rather than math and science and english. Taxation to pay for the soup hotels is astronomical for the few people with money remaining in the land's borders. Death squads kill you for upsetting the mayor, usually after show trials. Worse still, the space time continum was destroyed the day Sonichu was born, causing enough contradictions, re-writes, and history alterations that the weak education system cannot keep up, and people don't know anymore if the Anchuent prophecy tells them they're at war with Eurasia, Eastasia, or da trolls.
Given the town has also become a psuedo-afterlife for Billy Mays, Patty, and Bob Chandler (Robchu), we don't know if death is even an escape, or if this is now some sort of limbo chaos. Suicides must be through the roof, yet, unable to solve the real problems. I could comment on games like Harvester, Corpse Party, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, or Uzumaki by Junji Ito (but replace spirals with sonichus) but then I remembered the iconic twilight zone episode, and the horrifying short story it's based on.
THIS is Cwcville.
And it is fucking terrifying.
