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This is the rawest picture of current Chris to me. The extremely aged face, the thin hair, the unfortunate forehead, the old man glasses and pressed lips. He even has drooping old man ears.
 
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the sister fister said:
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This is the rawest picture of current Chris to me. The extremely aged face, the thin hair, the unfortunate forehead, the old man glasses and pressed lips. He even has drooping old man ears.
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I think the other one where he's standing on his own is worse, where you can see his crusty medallion and the double chin that looks like an old man's ballsack.
 
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the sister fister said:
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This is the rawest picture of current Chris to me. The extremely aged face, the thin hair, the unfortunate forehead, the old man glasses and pressed lips. He even has drooping old man ears.
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epic analysis. I never noticed the ears. What I took from it is the Barb 1,000 yard stare. This is Cwcville's Big Brother is Watching You. Behind that look there is no intelligence. Not a fucking drop.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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I'm so tired of people encouraging this BS. He can't even shave properly as evidenced by the scabs on his face, and his shirt is covered in stains. He's aging rapidly and looks like a fat, gay keibler elf. WTF is wrong all of you?
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His clothing doesn't even fit. Seriously, he needs to be put in a group home, or mental institution.

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His hair has as much shine, life, and bounce as an old lady wig in a housefire (something Barb would throw away).
How long before they come foward and claim Chris got handsy, tried to make, or he tried to gargle some balls?
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I see two reasons why. first, people miss out on the first wave of trolling Chris (2007-2012ish) and want to be a part of the "epic" and "dank" internet culture and become famous like the trolls of the past. second, they are downies who think chris is misunderstood member of the lgbt and need friends. what it comes down to is two things: want to be trolls or lgbt troons.
 
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