Containment Random Chris Updates

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horrorfan89 said:
Happy 1600 pages everyone can we get it to lucky 1776?
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"Uh, hmm... M-Mama has... er... holds 'dese truths to be self-evi... s-self-showin'... TELLING YA'LL , that every one of dem JERKS were made, uh, da' same, an' that they are endow-... engulf....expo-... GRANTED with, uh, s-s-sacrecies that among which are TRUE & HONEST and filled da STRAIGHT PATH, er, gaybains Excluded..., an' for good-like and likewise.... A-And DON'T FORGET Mama needs MONETARY ASSISTANCE of which w-would ENCOURAGE AS SUCH!"

Fuck, not gonna lie, I'd love to see Chris do a live reading of the declaration of independence.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
I can see that now. Chris the slow mechanic. Every now and then he has a mice and men moment where he asks George to tell him about the Sonichus eating the alfalfa. Then again, back then would he cling to things like the original runs of Sonic, or be the first weeb who wants to marry Betty Boop.

You make me wonder though. How did the Chris's of the 1930s and 40s cope? Were they just expected to move on as normal?
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I recently talked with an elderly person about how they handled high functioning tards back in the 30's and 40's.
He said they were just considered "slow" or "special" and ended up running long errands for people around town for a small sum, digging gardens and planting/harvesting, or generally easy shit that most people didn't want to be bothered with.
He said the community tried to help those people as best they could and everyone knew they were a slow-in-da-mind so they invented jobs for them to do.
A tard like Chris wouldn't have had much exposure to mass media in the 30's and 40's, so they would mostly listen to radio programs or possibly read a comic book.

You had to be violently crazy to get put in an asylum. Even if Chris identified as a woman he still wouldn't make the cut for a state run asylum. Regular tards are fairly easy to wrangle and posed no threat to the public.

Chris would have been a local curiosity and never developed the massive ego due to attention from the internet. He would probably have become obsessed with baseball statistics or trains.
There would have been no trolls, enablers, white knights or "fans" and definitely no toys so odds are good Chris would be far less delusional and actually get off his ass and do things. 14BLC doesn't have central air so being hot during the summer wouldn't change much but he would be forced to go out and to cook because fast food didn't exist.
 
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I've said it before but Chris would essentially be lenny from of mice and men. A slow in the mind but not so tarded he'd be on display in a loony bin being experimented on to find the cause of his mental illness or locked in a padded cell for being a violently dangerous low functioning downie.

They'd put him to work doing something while only being payed and treated slightly better than the black folk of virginia. Oh and much like Lenny if Chris ever got too grabby with the ladies the way he did Megan...well there's only so much the tard card can do.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
I've said it before but Chris would essentially be lenny from of mice and men. A slow in the mind but not so tarded he'd be on display in a loony bin being experimented on to find the cause of his mental illness or locked in a padded cell for being a violently dangerous low functioning downie.

They'd put him to work doing something while only being payed and treated slightly better than the black folk of virginia. Oh and much like Lenny if Chris ever got too grabby with the ladies the way he did Megan...well there's only so much the tard card can do.
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He grabbed and killed the Farmer's Harlot Wife in the Lingerie and whatnot.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
I've said it before but Chris would essentially be lenny from of mice and men. A slow in the mind but not so tarded he'd be on display in a loony bin being experimented on to find the cause of his mental illness or locked in a padded cell for being a violently dangerous low functioning downie.

They'd put him to work doing something while only being payed and treated slightly better than the black folk of virginia. Oh and much like Lenny if Chris ever got too grabby with the ladies the way he did Megan...well there's only so much the tard card can do.
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Tell me about the hedgehogs, Clyde.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I'm trying to imagine Chris advertising his Love Quest via radio.
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That's right, LADIES, LADIES, LADIES (and some gents)! Come down to 14 BC this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, and meet the eighth, bisetual wonder of the world, PRISTINE CHRISTINE! She looks like Britney, dances like Elvis, and makes love like an old, rusty sewing machine. There's a 300 dollar cover charge and wild Sonichus who have just appeared get in for 1/2 price. Must be HIV- and 8 years and older to enter (at least once). No blacks, jews, fats, homos, or debt collectors allowed. DOES NOT DO ANAL except on Monday through Saturday at 8 am to 8 am the next day!
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
I can see that now. Chris the slow mechanic. Every now and then he has a mice and men moment where he asks George to tell him about the Sonichus eating the alfalfa. Then again, back then would he cling to things like the original runs of Sonic, or be the first weeb who wants to marry Betty Boop.

You make me wonder though. How did the Chris's of the 1930s and 40s cope? Were they just expected to move on as normal?
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he would be a tavern drunk, people would buy him drinks just to watch him get blasted and mumbble and complain about not finding a fair unmarried lady to bare him a daughter and make fun of him. He would have no choice but to accept because no tubgoat.
1930s chris is rough and tough, he gets into fights (and sometimes he wins), he sleeps on the streets or in someones barn and he often steals because he has no job or money.
His version of he jerkop is the deputy who drags his ass to his mothers home when they find him sleeping in the mud next to some pigs.
He still gets harassed by children who throw stones at him and gets banned from the market because he smells worse than the fish, i can see him getting beaten by some farm workers after sneering at them for working bare chested under the sun because this version of chris is still a repressed homo
 
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Analog Devolved said:
You had to be violently crazy to get put in an asylum. Even if Chris identified as a woman he still wouldn't make the cut for a state run asylum. Regular tards are fairly easy to wrangle and posed no threat to the public.

Chris would have been a local curiosity and never developed the massive ego due to attention from the internet. He would probably have become obsessed with baseball statistics or trains.
There would have been no trolls, enablers, white knights or "fans" and definitely no toys so odds are good Chris would be far less delusional and actually get off his ass and do things. 14BLC doesn't have central air so being hot during the summer wouldn't change much but he would be forced to go out and to cook because fast food didn't exist.
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Analog that was some deep, well thought out perspective. It just makes me wonder though how we got to the point we're at now. Christian somehow went from the point of being the boy who won the competition to the person issuing death threats because Sonic's arms were the wrong colour.

Perhaps the earliest example of a troll might be some town beauty queen called Victoria or Ada, who gets sick of being propositioned by Christian, so she says she'll sleep with him if he enlists in WW2 and fights the Japs. Who knows what might have happened then.

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"Squadron Leader Chandler, you just dropped the Atom Bomb that ended the war. How does it feel?"
"Well I had to listen to president truman, and have a briefing, and at the end of it, I dropped the atom bomb, and we just won."
"And Christian Chandler's father says it only takes one sortie for him to destroy a Japanese city before he moves on to another."

Of note in this photograph. Christian held onto an optimus prime transformer toy throughout the bombing run to prove his masculinity whilst flying a plane called Enola Gaaaaaaay. Punchy, of Japanese decent, was told by Christian they were dropping aid packages. The look of murderous rage and heartbroken grief and tears is shown, as he eyeballs Chris from behind, and contemplates killing him. Angelica battles with her faith and would later go onto drinking. Sonic and Sonichu are delighted in the mass death they have caused.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
Analog that was some deep, well thought out perspective. It just makes me wonder though how we got to the point we're at now. Christian somehow went from the point of being the boy who won the competition to the person issuing death threats because Sonic's arms were the wrong colour.

Perhaps the earliest example of a troll might be some town beauty queen called Victoria or Ada, who gets sick of being propositioned by Christian, so she says she'll sleep with him if he enlists in WW2 and fights the Japs. Who knows what might have happened then.

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"Squadron Leader Chandler, you just dropped the Atom Bomb that ended the war. How does it feel?"
"Well I had to listen to president truman, and have a briefing, and at the end of it, I dropped the atom bomb, and we just won."
"And Christian Chandler's father says it only takes one sortie for him to destroy a Japanese city before he moves on to another."

Of note in this photograph. Christian held onto an optimus prime transformer toy throughout the bombing run to prove his masculinity whilst flying a plane called Enola Gaaaaaaay. Punchy, of Japanese decent, was told by Christian they were dropping aid packages. The look of murderous rage and heartbroken grief and tears is shown, as he eyeballs Chris from behind, and contemplates killing him. Angelica battles with her faith and would later go onto drinking. Sonic and Sonichu are delighted in the mass death they have caused.
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Chris is required to bring back Mr. Cashs' Daughter via the Yakuza.
 
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Had Chris been born in the early 20th century who knows if he would have been institutionalized or developed into a local weirdo, but I think either way he'd be far better off than he is today. No 24/7 electric high and a tugboat to keep a roof over his head. He'd be forced to do 'tard work or learn a trade, so he'd at least contribute something to society.
 
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