Containment Random Chris Updates

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Oh my fucking god

Chris has gone full wacko, more wacko than usual as of late. He wrote a 32 tweet long twitter thread about a random shit about how the Dimension merge is coming.

I think I got all of them, but i may have missed some.

Spoiler: Chris talks Dimension Merge

Spoiler: more merge shit

Spoiler: Chris talks Idea guys

Spoiler: Chris signs off

Edit: the last two are out of order sorry

Edit #2 im so sorry i missed this gem

Spoiler: chris admits that reshiram burnt down Cali

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What's this about an Iron Curtain? I thought that he's been referring to it as either a Dimensional curtain and sometimes a magic curtain, so is this something completely new? come on Chris get your facts rights.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

What's this about an Iron Curtain? I thought that he's been referring to it as either a Dimensional curtain and sometimes a magic curtain, so is this something completely new? come on Chris get your facts rights.

he has been using iron curtain and dimensional curtain interchangeably. I'm convinced that he picked up Iron curtain from the Ideafags, it sounds like the shit they would feed him.

 

[Shabobus]

"And Mama had never stopped being kind with me, and I was blinded as I threatened her. Then she got tough love with me and brought me back to my senses."

Spoiler: Chris giving his son some "tough love"

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

"And Mama had never stopped being kind with me, and I was blinded as I threatened her. Then she got tough love with me and brought me back to my senses."

Spoiler: Chris giving his son some "tough love"

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Is he referring to this moment? I thought he was maybe talking about when he threatened to shoot up cwcville mall. But I really didn't know.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

"And Mama had never stopped being kind with me, and I was blinded as I threatened her. Then she got tough love with me and brought me back to my senses."

Spoiler: Chris giving his son some "tough love"

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See? This is the type of "Also Chris" Shit I was talking about.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Oh my fucking god
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Chris has gone full wacko, more wacko than usual as of late. He wrote a 32 tweet long twitter thread about a random shit about how the Dimension merge is coming.

I think I got all of them, but i may have missed some.

Spoiler: Chris talks Dimension Merge

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Spoiler: more merge shit

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Spoiler: Chris talks Idea guys

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Spoiler: Chris signs off

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Edit: the last two are out of order sorry

Edit #2 im so sorry i missed this gem

Spoiler: chris admits that reshiram burnt down Cali

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Amazing how someone can be so insufferably long winded and yet simultaneously say fuck all, what a boring cunt.
Still the "sermon" video should be hysterical, in more ways than one...

 

[Tikbalang]

I think Chris took drugs

 

[A Grey Cat]

Jesus Christ every word of this garbage reads like a child's way of coping with all this pandemic nonsense.

Can't got to build a bear? Let's go there in my imagination.

Grandma died? She's just waiting for you in imagination land as my favorite cartoon character.

Grown ups arguing over politics? The justice league and superman will solve everything

I was hoping to save booze for the final tf2 stream now I'm hoping he gives me time to stock up for the upload of this "sermon" of his

 

[Fapcop]

Lolololol

“Her goddess level powers and abilities... I never should have doubted her!”


Chris is sure giving the ancient Greeks and their ideas of godhood a run for their money.

The Greek Gods were, with a few exceptions, basically overpowered humans with all too human drives, wants and needs.

In Chris’s pantheon, all that is required of godhood is the ability to shamelessly shit yourself, and collect a gubment check on dafurst.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

The day will soon come where Chris won't be able to (fully) cope away the fact that the dimensional merge hasn't happened yet, and I wonder how he'll deal with this realization. He's one of the most delusional people on this planet, but not even his mental state is messed up enough to simply hand-wave away what is basically a Harold Camping-tier apocalypse prediction.
Will he admit that he was wrong (lmao), will he exile himself again for a while or will he maintain the farce in an attempt to keep his imaginary fanbase fooled?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is he referring to this moment? I thought he was maybe talking about when he threatened to shoot up cwcville mall. But I really didn't know.

Maybe he is talking about how in the idea fags comic issue Sonichu (literally) got horny and tried to rape Chris and Chris (literally) fisted him in order to stop him. No, really.

Lolololol

“Her goddess level powers and abilities... I never should have doubted her!”

Maybe part of why the fucking lunatic is pretending to be his electric hedgehog pokey-man is that he feels he can't actually live up to all the self-aggrandizing bullshit he made up about himself.

He thinks people actually believe all his kindergarten nonsense, so maybe he feels pressured by the gazillion superpowers he bestowed upon himself and came up with the excuse of not being actually Chris, but "Sonichu", in case people ask him why he is not soaring the skies like a floating sack of potatoes while shooting thunderbolts out of his ass.

Sounds impossibly retarded, I know, but this is Chris we are talking about.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Oh my fucking god
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Chris has gone full wacko, more wacko than usual as of late. He wrote a 32 tweet long twitter thread about a random shit about how the Dimension merge is coming.

I think I got all of them, but i may have missed some.

Spoiler: Chris talks Dimension Merge

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Spoiler: more merge shit

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Spoiler: Chris talks Idea guys

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Spoiler: Chris signs off

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Edit: the last two are out of order sorry

Edit #2 im so sorry i missed this gem

Spoiler: chris admits that reshiram burnt down Cali

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Can this be used in a competency hearing against him?

 

[Yellow Flash]

Edit #2 im so sorry i missed this gem

Spoiler: chris admits that reshiram burnt down Cali

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JustinRPG Chris Chan crossover when? How much of Sonichu's shit will Justin have to eat?

 

[Kosher Dill]

“Her goddess level powers and abilities... I never should have doubted her!”

I wonder if this is how he walks back the Sonichu LARP. "Earth needs Pristine Christine more than ever, I must return to my home planet."

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Maybe he is talking about how in the idea fags comic issue Sonichu (literally) got horny and tried to rape Chris and Chris (literally) fisted him in order to stop him. No, really.

And here, Chris did Sonichu and Sonichu did Chris. Both ways and they're still nasty.

Maybe part of why the fucking lunatic is pretending to be his electric hedgehog pokey-man is that he feels he can't actually live up to all the self-aggrandizing bullshit he made up about himself.

He thinks people actually believe all his kindergarten nonsense, so maybe he feels pressured by the gazillion superpowers he bestowed upon himself and came up with the excuse of not being actually Chris, but "Sonichu", in case people ask him why he is not soaring the skies like a floating sack of potatoes while shooting thunderbolts out of his ass.

Sounds impossibly retarded, I know, but this is Chris we are talking about.

Chris needs some kind of professional help.

 

[Fapcop]

And here, Chris did Sonichu and Sonichu did Chris. Both ways and they're still nasty.


Chris needs some kind of professional help.

Oh please... The only kind of professional help he needs, is my hand slapping him professionally across that engorged potato head of his.

He’s a tard with an ego the size of a busload of trannies, and illusions of grandeur.

Unfortunately that’s not something mental health professionals can cure.

(Well... Can’t cure it nearly as effective as a couple of KFarmers making Chris dig ditches could.)


BTW: Is it just me, or is Chris holding up his six-month-Sonichu possession as some kind of ACHIEVEMENT?!? He seems to be bragging about it: “For nearly siz months!”

 

[Hogar Grupal]

And here, Chris did Sonichu and Sonichu did Chris. Both ways and they're still nasty.


Chris needs some kind of professional help.

Like the justice system, the mental health system could not help Chris. Sure, he was assessed multiple times, but was given the okay, anger management and pills. This is what happens when people are born into older generations. I think it would have been best if Chris was never mainstreamed to keep things like current Chris from happening.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Is he referring to this moment? I thought he was maybe talking about when he threatened to shoot up cwcville mall. But I really didn't know.

there's 2 times chris fucks sonichu.

there's also their horny gay fight where Sonichu tries to fuck Christine, so Christine fists Sonichu. It's worth noting that this is twice that Christian's ego is so big that though he's sexually abusing and hurting Sonichu, Chris feels he's the victim and the one going through more pain. He fists his own son and lifts him off the ground. I don't give a shit what mind control powers the ideas guys had, this amount of effort from christian could only be obtained if it was Freudian wish fulfillment.

(taken from sonichu 13)

 

[Spergichu]

I think Chris took drugs

We already know he smokes weed thanks to the TTS. The idea of him constantly blazing it now as well as the possibility of him trying stronger drugs to help increase his magic powers isn't out of the question.