Containment Random Chris Updates

[Seth MacFartman]

This is exactly what is wrong with Chrischan. Its not the illness, its the laziness and entitled attitude. A perfectly healthy human with extreme laziness would be as much of a fuckup.

His Entitled Tude, is Ultra Rude. But the Laziness can be warranted.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

we want Classic Chris back. Tranny Chris can stay over in LaLa Land all he wants trying to revive a dead fandom.

I'm still betting on him somehow conjuring up a way for him to bring back his classic self from an alternate dimension because "Christine" is needed elsewhere in C-197. Wasn't he trapped in a time warp for a bit in the comics? He could just make up a similarly dumb reason.


I just want him to chop that fucking seaweed hair off and go back to striped shirts again, that's all I fucking care about.

 

[Rupin]

I'm still betting on him somehow conjuring up a way for him to bring back his classic self from an alternate dimension because "Christine" is needed elsewhere in C-197. Wasn't he trapped in a time warp for a bit in the comics? He could just make up a similarly dumb reason.


I just want him to chop that fucking seaweed hair off and go back to striped shirts again, that's all I fucking care about.

His hairline has to be all types of fucked up by now. He’s probably thinning on top too, it would just be more apparent because he wouldn’t have all that long hair to cover up the thinning anymore.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His hairline has to be all types of fucked up by now. He’s probably thinning on top too, it would just be more apparent because he wouldn’t have all that long hair to cover up the thinning anymore.

Agree, his hair just won't grow out a certain length in the front any more thanks to MPB.

I just want him to chop that fucking seaweed hair off and go back to striped shirts again, that's all I fucking care about.

I hope someone tricks him into doing it by pretending to pay off 14 BC. The chimpout and subsequent Annie wig would be glorious.

 

[AnOminous]

I just want him to chop that fucking seaweed hair off and go back to striped shirts again, that's all I fucking care about.

You can never get back the past.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You can never get back the past.

But we can all laugh together at Chris' lack of a future.

 

[Eugene90]

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Estimated time until the possession ends: never.

So TLDR -- Chris will continue being a lazy pig rotting away at playing pretend to cope with his mundane life and despite being 38 years old;

He still learned fuck all.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So TLDR -- Chris will continue being a lazy pig rotting away at playing pretend to cope with his mundane life and despite being 38 years old;

He still learned fuck all.

Expecting Chris to learn is a poor concept on your part.

 

[admiral]

Expecting Chris to learn is a poor concept on your part.

Chris doesn't learn and neither do we, apparently.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris doesn't learn and neither do we, apparently.

Grass grows, birds fly, shit smells, and so does Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Maybe in a few years time he starts changing his honor roll

Would he even admit he wasn't in honor roll now?

 

[Tikbalang]

we want Classic Chris back. Tranny Chris can stay over in LaLa Land all he wants trying to revive a dead fandom.

What if he pretends he was possessed by Chris from 2008?

Estimated time until the possession ends: never.

Announced Babscon 2022.
Chris: I, Sonichu, is still in mama's body, waiting for Babscon 2020.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Estimated time until the possession ends: never.

This is like some autistic, demented ARG.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Great, he prefers S. Darko over Donnie Darko. Both bad but at least one was somewhat interesting.

 

[Rupin]

What if he pretends he was possessed by Chris from 2008?

Announced Babscon 2022.
Chris: I, Sonichu, is still in mama's body, waiting for Babscon 2020.

it wouldn’t be believable because he’d be too lazy to change his wardrobe or get a haircut. It’d be too much of a change for him.

 

[Tikbalang]

it wouldn’t be believable because he’d be too lazy to change his wardrobe or get a haircut. It’d be too much of a change for him.

If he's sonichu, changing clothes would be a hassle. If he sticks to his character, he would wear nothing other than a pair of shoes.

 

[greninja]

If he's sonichu, changing clothes would be a hassle. If he sticks to his character, he would wear nothing other than a pair of shoes.

Chris still has the Classic.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

What if he pretends he was possessed by Chris from 2008?

Announced Babscon 2022.
Chris: I, Sonichu, is still in mama's body, waiting for Babscon 2020.

Chris is still stuck in the Past Confirmed.

 

[jc17]

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Estimated time until the possession ends: never.

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder if the few chances he does go out, Chris is still into being Sonichu that he goes to places like McDonald's and tries to pay in C-quarters (drawn and colored on paper and cut or taped on actual coins).