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Someone who probably didn't know he'd been kissing people without consent
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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A fucking greed. So, the problem is that many autists have families that let their kids sperg out, or dont know how to handle them. Its a godsend that chris didnt immediately turn into king kong and rip peoples faces off. It was best for the con image wise, and the general public she defused the situation. Despite the fact chris is a major fuck up, we have all seen the results of him not getting his way and retaliating. I feel bad for this woman knowing she has had to do this before, i can only imagine the stress of having children like that.
Edit also after reading some other replies, autists may be fucking retarded, but they also know how to use their retardation to get what they want. Clearly eugenics was right.
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I completely agree. The problem is, several years ago, this wouldn't have happened, and onlooker would have just watched Chris unknowingly pinch out a terd until the police arrived. The problem is that these people pull this wounded dove routine with everyone except with people or animals who are in justified distress perpetuating a cycle of dependence and anti-social behavior instead of accountability.
I've met a lot of people thatt have serious physical and mental diseases, but like most normal people...and I feel bad for them, I would draw a line with someone like Chris, even if I had no idea who he was.
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This is informative, but not surprising, seeing that Barb used plastics to get Chris to talk, it seems toys were a form of communicating to Chris. For the wrong reasons.
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Have they made that podcast free yet?
Or did someone take one for the team bite the bullet and pay the 2 dollars?
If so has or could it be uploaded someplace?
Thanks in advance
Bonus bullshit but it sure ain't no podcast.
Fuckin things barely English...
Or did someone take one for the team bite the bullet and pay the 2 dollars?
If so has or could it be uploaded someplace?
Thanks in advance
Bonus bullshit but it sure ain't no podcast.
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It’s a sad story. Only thing that gave Chris all the attention in the world was his toys. I realize now that Chris is one of the loneliest people ever. Chris could never built a intimate relation ship or even fathom one.
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Yeah, Chris is very one sided. There was something recently where he was hanging out with a group of people. All he wanted to talk about his rock collection (which he brought with him), and while other people in that group were trying to talk about different topics/subjects, Chris was adamant about finishing his topic on the naming of his rocks and their attributes.
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Well yeah. Despite all the laughs, the story of CWC is a sad story. Or as I like to see it: A great, modern morality tale.
(The moral of which, aside from: Don’t knock up some old chick you just met in a bar of you’re close to retirement age yourself, is: Be careful what you wish for, it may just come true.)
But let’s not forget when it comes to Chris, that his loneliness is ultimately self-inflicted. He has a decades old pattern of prioritizing “stuff” and toys over people.
Chris is a sad, lonely, middleaged tard, and it’s his own damn fault.
Which leads us back to WHY Chris is lonely. This little anecdote shows that Chris not only never learned to socialize properly, but it also shows that Chris is unable to socialize normally and treat people as... Well... People.
Chris has always (while ironically being the personification of an NPC himself) treated other people as NPCs. Disposable characters whose needs, wants and importance are secondary to the hero of the story. Which is of course Chris.
Chris couldn’t care less whether the group of people he’s hanging out with contain a Nobel laureate or someone who was just told they have inoperable cancer: They need to hear about his rocks!
This is of course also why Chris doesn’t have any IRL friends he has known for many years.
When everyone is an NPC, it doesn’t really matter if the victim of your rock-monologue is somebody you’ve known since kindergarten, or someone you’ve just met.
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All too late for Chris. Nobody in his real life gives a shit about him. Self-Inflicted or not, Chris isn’t aware he isn’t loved at all or even nobody loves him. Chris is stuck in a pertetual state where because of the way he acts, he can’t get affection. And whatever he does get that he considers “affection” eats away at his mental condition. All is lost.
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So his first spoken word story started at 3 months old (physically impossible) and has now escalated to a few weeks old (again impossible). He just has to constantly lie, exaggerate and change his stories to make himself feel like he's the most special little snowflake around. Maybe in a few years time he starts changing his honor roll and graduation story to him getting every possible diploma, dancing with all his gal pals and riding out in a limousine. I mean that's how it went in C-197, so it's like it happened for realsies!
And he can't roll his Rs worth shit.
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He claims that he's said "monkey" or... "magi, like magi-chan." good god.
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Chris chose the crack, he can never go back. It's difficult to rehab Chris unless you lure or reward him with crack.
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Can Chris even be rehabbed?
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Apellido is the Spanish term for someone’s last name. The word for nickname is Apodo. As usual, Chris doesn’t know what he is talking about.
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A con is literally a gathering of people exhibiting textbook autistic behavior, where even the people running it are completely autistic, and yet most of them still manage to obey the rules enough not to get thrown out.
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Sure, with a leather strap and a stun gun. After a few spankings and being zapped to the extreme for realz I'd bet the tugboat his behavior would change for the better.
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I don't know about that, it depends on where on the spectrum they are. I've had to work with some kids so far detached from everything that they don't really have any kind of angle or ulterior motive. I've also had the chance to meet autistic people who actually hoisted themselves by their bootstraps and became valuable members of their communities, some with much worse symptoms than Chris.
Honestly, Chris doesn't piss me off because of his autism but rather his attitude towards it. His symptoms are not neglegible but not crippling, he could get a job, or try to connect to people but instead he uses his diagnoses as a crutch to do absolutely jack shit.
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Estimated time until the possession ends: never.
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we want Classic Chris back. Tranny Chris can stay over in LaLa Land all he wants trying to revive a dead fandom.
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This is exactly what is wrong with Chrischan. Its not the illness, its the laziness and entitled attitude. A perfectly healthy human with extreme laziness would be as much of a fuckup.