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can you link that to me if it's on the cwcki or something? The hard part is filtering out christian's bias, which is made all the more difficult by the mama/bodyswap/pronoun obfuscation.
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can you link that to me if it's on the cwcki or something? The hard part is filtering out christian's bias, which is made all the more difficult by the mama/bodyswap/pronoun obfuscation.
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Idk man... Nothing about that story makes sense.
Why would they want to record him?
Why the need to restrain him?
Why the need to make him scream?
Why was the teachers, the teachers aides AND guidance counselor there?
Knowing what human memory and especially Chris’s memory is like, I think it’s a made up memory, made up of different, unrelated events that Chris rearranged until it made sense to him. (But nobody else.)
Chris was restrained (most likely after screaming), Chris did get recorded for some kind of speech therapy, and Chris did scream. Just on separate occasions, and after learning from home how evil the school is, he fit the pieces together in a new and weird way.
It’s on the CWCki, and is something Chris has mentioned numerous times over the years.
Fuck knows if it happened the way he describes it (lol! No it didn’t!) but it’s safe to say that he certainly believes it and is a pretty important event for him.
Not going to go all psychoanalytical here, but I think this most likely self-constructed memory is pretty foundational for Chris, and is an insight into how he sees the world: A scary place where bizarre, painful things can happen without warning, populated by uncaring people and mean authority figures who can’t be trusted.
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Until the recent Q&A response I don't remember him mentioning the part about the school people being angry with him for not talking. Has he ever mentioned that side of it before?
I knew he was in speech therapy and I wouldn't doubt that he was recorded for that... but even that's a little weird, actually.
Conflating all this shit together with the incident in 4th grade is so bizarre. I'm just at a fucking loss whenever I try to consider the actual logistics of whatever happened.
It's easy to believe that he had an autistic screeching fit/temper tantrum at some point and needed to be restrained in some way, but audio recording it seems weird. Like, it's one thing to examine this in retrospect and say that they wanted to get Chris on tape so his parents could hear how he was acting, but in the actual moment it would be a pretty strange thing for teachers to think of or plan. Unless there was an ongoing history of him throwing these fits and his parents not believing that he did. But even then, on top of all of it, he puts in this wrinkle about how actually he refused to speak and this is what made them hold him down and use "force" to make him talk (about... what?).
The whole fucking thing is insane and it seems like Chris is STILL rolling it around in his head and trying to spin it differently, something that happened 30 years ago.
Then there's the whole question of how (if at all) this relates to him being allegedly mute in his earlier years.
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Oh I have no doubt Chris is full of shit, but it's in the way chris tells it. Keep in mind he got autism from bad babysitting one night (not shit parenting for several years + awful genetics + parents screwing in their late 40s early 50s), and pinkeye gave him different coloured eyes (even though this is impossible and his eyes are so near the same color nobody but he mentions it).
Something happened at school one day that made chris imagine the situation as he tells it.
Maybe he was running around like a wasp with a jam enema, screaming, arms waving, zapping to the extreme. Teachers need him to calm down because it's time to learn the 2 X Table but he's so Space Cadet in the head he doesn't want to stop. Why should he? His parents let him! So they move him to his chair and "AAAAAAAAAH. WAAAAAAAAAAH. URRRRRRAAAAAH." He sounds like a U-Boat's crash dive alarm having sex with bagpipes. Little kids like that could bite, scratch, claw, or whatever. So he's uncontrollable and they move him to The Cooler, to simmer down. Its the 17th time it has happened this year, so finally they record it and play it back to his father as if to say, "this is your son. We cannot handle him anymore. Please put him in a special school or we'll be forced to put him on a Scared Straight Program and accidentally leave him in Big Poppa D'Von's cell over night."
"You wanna put muh boi in an institution?"
"No, a school for children with special needs."
"Muh boy ain't insane or nuffin. I was in Korea, inventing plastic so that Nintendo could defeat Maoism you damn homosexual principal. I'll see you in court."
"We'll see you in court first."
"Not if we move."
"Not if we bribe the realtors so you cannot escape!"
"Damn you, gay Illuminati principle!"
The things chris likely exagerated are being held down, being made to scream, and being restrained. In some people's minds the word restrain means Gitmo and orange jump suits. What it really means is they took Chris by the arm to stop him attacking another student, sticking crayola up his butt, or trying to jump on the desks like a horny chimpanzee after watching Planet of the Apes.
Of course all of this is speculation. My rule of thumb is
1) Take what Chris says and dilute it by 80%
2) Flip the victim/aggressor roles 180
3) Blame one of the Chandler household (or all of them)
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Why, I’d say that Chris is a perfect fit for a podcast that interviews “the most successful online creators” who “Make something. Mean something”.
Aside from the fact that the only thing Chris has “created” in like a year are nonsensical tweets, obviously. And that he has had zero to do with 95% of content that revolves around him or Sonichu.
This has to be one of the saddest and most transparent attempts at piggybacking off Chris’s infamy that I’ve seen in a long time.
Get ready for an hour of: “I ehm, Christ-hm-Mama...” and yet another retelling of hour the idea of Sonichu came to him when the teacher said he had to make a CD cover, but blah blah blah.
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You're absolutely right, Fapcop. The best kind of interview you can get with Christian these days is to sit him down in a room, lock the door behind him, and go full Phoenix Wright on his ass. Otherwise it's sighs, fatigue, mumbles, or repeating the same incomprehensible mess we've all heard before. At this point we're just waiting for Barb to die.
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Goddammit.. Ring me up when Chris goes on some insane rant again and promises all of us will be sacrificed for the good of the world or something -_-
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You're asking those in the wrong order.
Why the need to restrain him?
Because he was a fucking uncontrollable autist sperging out and having tantrums all the time. When they had to stop him from disrupting class for everyone else like the tard he was, he'd go into Hedgehog Defensive Posture and throw a screaming tantrum.
They'd tell Borb this, and Borb wouldn't believe them.
Why would they record him?
Because his idiot parents refused to believe them.
Why the need to make him scream?
They didn't make him scream. It was just something he did whenever they had to stop him from tarding out and disrupting class.
Also Borb probably threatened to sue them, maybe more than once. They'd want evidence if they were ever falsely accused of "abusing" their precious little autist or sued by Borb.
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Random thought, but if someone got that footage, how much do you think they could sell it for? Like Chris is kind of quiet but autists have paid thousands of dollars for the totem and shit.
If someone has it I hope they try to hawk it for something dumb like 10 grand. The anger over that would be so much funner than a child screaming. Funnier still at the tard that pays for it.
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They almost certainly destroyed it, if it ever existed. No reason to keep it around after whatever legal or other reason for having it passed. But if someone had it, it would be great if someone auctioned it, if some utter sperg bought it for some ridiculous price, and then either destroyed it or refused to release it.
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On one other point. He recreates this on the Dr Wolf video, when his lego figure is pinned down and screams "let me up! let me up! let me up!" Well if he's mute he wouldn't have been doing that, so but if that level of energy is displayed, then there's no doubt he was being a hysterical and raging disruption to the class.
I don't believe they lied him down,, or say on top of him. At best they forced him to sit down and kept him in the chair or sat. The only exception might be if a teacher was actually abusive. If that's the case, and some teacher did pin a 5-6 year old boy down and apply pressure, it could be that they were so frustrated with Christian that he must have routinely been disruptive. If the principle is called in to deal with a 6 year old, things have escalated because the child is being uncontrollable.
But at that age, 6, your memories are still raw and formulating. You'll remember fragments and snippets and piece together what parts you can, and fill in the rest with repetition and re-imaginings.
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Though the Let Me Up part is baloney, I think the rest of his screams aren't too far from the truth.
I don't believe they lied him down,, or say on top of him. At best they forced him to sit down and kept him in the chair or sat. The only exception might be if a teacher was actually abusive. If that's the case, and some teacher did pin a 5-6 year old boy down and apply pressure, it could be that they were so frustrated with Christian that he must have routinely been disruptive. If the principle is called in to deal with a 6 year old, things have escalated because the child is being uncontrollable.
But at that age, 6, your memories are still raw and formulating. You'll remember fragments and snippets and piece together what parts you can, and fill in the rest with repetition and re-imaginings.
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Though the Let Me Up part is baloney, I think the rest of his screams aren't too far from the truth.
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Think its very telling that even in this video you can still see he is visibly angered by the situation, like as if it happened recently.
Suppose then when it did occur that 6 year old Kid Chris had the same reaction, not fear, not sadness, but violent rage manifesting in physical aggression towards the faculty and anyone who got in his way... a proto virgin with rage if you will...
I just always assumed that they were trying to settle an extremely distressed/upset autistic child but this makes it seem like he actually wished physical harm towards everyone involved and potentially had already lashed out at someone causing the staff to act...
And yes the million dollar question, what triggered all of this and set him off in the first place?
I Imagine it was something as inane/banal as a classmate offhandedly comparing Mario to Sonic, not even claiming that Mario was better than Sonic but just comparing them for the sake of it...
"NO NO NO NO NO!!! MARIO IS RED AND SONIC IS BLUE!!! BLUE!!! SONIC SONIC SONIC!!! REEEEEEEE!!!"
Goes for the safety scissors and is swiftly intercepted by an utterly terrified teacher's aide on minimum wage who's desperately trying to call for backup while struggling to restrain an ever louder slippery spasming chicken nugget shaped Chris Chan who possesses the fabled unbridled retard strength...
DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED
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That sums up the life of Chris in a Nutshell.
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I often wonder about Christian's levels of aggression.
On the one hand, he has short patience, a strong sense of warped justice, and forever sees himself the victim. When he wanted to get off the bus at school first, he had a fight with a black kid who likely tried to get off first just to spite him. Because of arm colors on a hedgehog he pepper sprayed someone. Because of a love sign, he's wished death on people. Because of a game store, he tried to run someone over.
On the other hand, he's a coward, goes for the path of least resistance, and will curl up, mumble, avoid eye contact, or skirt from the territory of males for fear of reprisal.
You could be right. Kids fight over stupid shit. I remember one time as a kid having a fight with my best friend because I wanted to be the Blue Centurion and he said I had to be the Yellow Centurion. Real important stuff to a six-seven year old kid, but absolutely ridiculous to anyone with a half functioning brain past that point. Sonic vs Mario, Mask vs Transformers, then Chris goes Tard'o'saurus Flex. If this keeps happening, then yeah, they'd have to restrain him.
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He's the epitome of a stuck up snotty nose brat that hasn't been disciplined and has no respect for others. When things don't go his way or when he's tricked/misguided by someone, instead of talking it through with them, coming to a consensus and walking a way from the incident, he then acts like a tard and puts up this tantrum to make people feel like they've wronged him in some sort of way or guilt them into putting up with his childish excuses and letting it slide on his terms.
But when the going gets tough, he's all bark and no bite. But I do wonder what goes through his head when he was running through the motions of macing a GameStop employee, attempting to run Snyder over with their car, or the TooManyGame incident, when he was asked to leave for indecent acts and essentially assault towards other people (The TMGS incident is the perfect example and a semi-recent one of how he'd react to getting caught out when he's blatantly done something wrong, immediately deny in disbelief that he couldn't do anything wrong and then hide from his problems, because he'll be safe if he rolls into a ball and spin dashes to the extreme).
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He acts all aggressive, but as soon as someone fights back he'd cower back down.
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No Chris doesn't cower down, he just goes into his ultimate shield barrier move
HEDGEHOG DEFENSE MODE
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That's why it's unbelievable that Chris still claims that his first word was monkey at the age of four weeks old.
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